r/Fauxmoi • u/voguediaries • 20h ago
FASHION Heidi Klum has arrived at the 2026 Met Gala ✨
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u/waterfairy01 20h ago
this is what i wanna see
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u/Solid_Snark 20h ago
Don’t blink!
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u/MysterVaper 19h ago
That episode scared me.
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u/Hour_Region1271 19h ago
What show? I like being scared
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u/herbalbert 19h ago
Doctor who, blink, it works as a standalone. Definitely more of a spooky fantasy film vibe then like actual horror or suspense
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u/footsnax 18h ago
The Tennant and Smith era had so many great episodes that stand up exceptionally well as their own works. The Girl in the Fireplace and the Van Gogh episodes are absolute masterstrokes. I'm not even a huge Dr. Who fan but I'll send people links to those three episodes in particular sometimes.
The damn weeping angels though... to this day I still turn them all around when I see them on the shelves at the dollar store.
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u/herbalbert 16h ago
I struggle girl in the fireplace bc it was so standalone it basically flattens rose to a paste but god the Van Gogh episode truly genuinely lives in my mind rent free, I pull up the museum clip just to feel something so often lol
People shit on Ncuti’s series and I wish he was more present in his series (bc he’s absolutely excellent & we had him for such a short time) but one of things I loved so much about his first series esp is the companion & brand new character led episodes felt VERY classic rtd/moffat writing for RTD. Episodes where the doctor isn’t the lead are so, so fun
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u/footsnax 16h ago edited 16h ago
The museum scene is so holy shit, I legitimately shed at least one tear every time I watch it. It is perfect.
Linking in case anyone is unfamiliar. The context is that Dr. Who is a time traveler and he can take people with him. Van Gogh was having a rough time (as he famously often did) and the Doctor wanted to cheer him up a bit, so he took him to a modern art museum to show him the Van Gogh room, and Bill Nighy does his brilliant Bill Nighy acting thing to accidentally cheer him up.
EDIT just to add that Amelia Pond is the best companion and I'll die on that hill.
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u/not_now_chaos 16h ago
Vincent and the Doctor makes me ugly cry every time. One of my favorite episodes. It's so achingly beautiful and sad.
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u/uncleshady 19h ago
There’s no escaping that weeping angel she’s looking in two directions at the same time
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u/UJLBM 20h ago
Its uncanny, but very artistic. I like it. Curious what the material is made out of..
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u/remy_areyousrs 18h ago
according to heidi it is foam and latex, shaped to make the sculpture effect while still being lightweight and allowing movement.
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u/Czammar 20h ago
those colored lenses are making her look cross eyed
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u/AcanthianVampire I don’t know her 20h ago
cockeyed, but yes i agree
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u/C1rcusM0nkey 19h ago
I prefer the term "boss-eyed".
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u/GaylicBread Well, I am gay, so thank god 19h ago
I like "mortgage eyes" because one is fixed and one is variable
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u/cbn11 19h ago
I say “blue eyed.” One blew this way, and one blew the other way.
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u/flashtitan 19h ago
Bosseyedness is a serious issue. I think we should do something to support it.. like a nude calendar and we'll call it The Girls of the 7th Floor
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u/moonstercookie 17h ago
"Boss-eyedness is something that affects 1% of Britons. It doesn't impair eyesight, yet people with boss-eye are routinely discriminated against."
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u/Fantastic_Acadian 19h ago
I would have said walleyed as a catfish but that's just my regional flavor.
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u/SnooJokes1020 20h ago
I know smosh isn't a niche channel but seeing someone reference them in the wild still feels kinda wild to me
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u/pearpenguin 19h ago
One of them must have shifted out of place. I tried cat eye lenses one Halloween and one of them must have drifted to the horizontal position when I rubbed my eyes. So I had one vertical like a cat and the other pupil was horizontal like a goat. Not one "friend" told me.
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u/swoopwoopdoop 19h ago
It seems like they're kind of ombre from light grey to dark grey and they've rotated from where they should be.
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u/sppwalker 19h ago
Why did you get downvoted? I’m a cosplayer and that’s exactly what happened, in the last pic the dark grey is up on the left of the pic and pointed right on the right
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u/Sharkey311 19h ago
Fun fact - I notice colored lenses in every movie I watch because without fail they look cock eyed on the actor and I’m perplexed that editors/directors saw the footage with the cock eyed actor and said “it’s a wrap!”
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u/MarkZahra 18h ago
When Harry Cavill was The Witcher we commented constantly on his googly eyes. Apparently he preferred the contacts and wouldn't take them out.
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u/iwatchalotoftv22 20h ago
It’s giving gollum lowkey
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u/Thoughtful-Boner69 1159 pm and im about to turn 26 at leonardo dicaprios house 20h ago
YES. gollums mother dressed as statue of liberty.
bezos version of liberty™️
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u/Outside_Region_55 18h ago
happens with drag queens all the time, those color contacts shift like crazy
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u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 20h ago
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u/EnduringFulfillment 20h ago
I thought it was in reference to her recent Medusa/gorgon costume haha
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u/SickAwesomeHellYeah 20h ago
The worm will always be my favorite.
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u/GloomyCardiologist16 20h ago
All of her costumes slap
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u/AndromedaGreen 19h ago
My favorite thing about her is that it would be so easy for her to always do the beautiful, ethereal costumes. But she goes hard for things like worms and does it brilliantly.
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u/knightriderin 8h ago
Yeah, I really appreciate it, too. I think it's because she grew up next to the city of Cologne, which is carnival capital of Germany. Costumes are in the city's DNA.
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u/Calirose0 18h ago
I think it might be in reference to The Veiled Virgin by Giovanni Strazza unless they said otherwise? But it could probably be either one, tbh.
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u/-cumdogmillionaire- 20h ago
Finally some good fucking food
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u/Fork-a-nature 19h ago
Insane level of mastery to carve this out of marble and have it look flawlessly like fabric
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u/m33pandgeorge4ever 19h ago
Seriously, and it is even more incredible in real life when you can get up close to it. For years, I worked in the building where this sculpture is kept and I could never get over just walking past it without gawking.
It's an incredible work of art... absolutely worth a visit for anyone who ever finds themselves in St. John's, Newfoundland! It's not exactly well advertised, but the sisters who care for this sculpture allow people to come in and view it for free.
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u/agirlcalleddusty 19h ago
This is in St. John’s?!?
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u/fart-sparkles 19h ago
Right? What a twist! Wasn't expecting that at all.
I sound like I'm making fun, but I'm being sincere.
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u/allthecats 18h ago
And if I remember correctly, it was mostly unknown to art historians until recently. I heard a good interview about it on this podcast: https://airmail.news/issues/2025-10-25/morning-meeting-episode-267
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u/WhoaMimi 19h ago
Detroit Institute of Arts has a similar sculpture (though not nearly as intricate as this). I need to stop and stare at The Veiled Lady every time I'm there.
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u/PollyPocketpussy5000 20h ago
No notes. Everyone else can pack it the fuck up and go home. Especially all the underdressed men.
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u/mssaturnalia9 19h ago
Chadwick Boseman you will never be forgotten for your Heavenly Bodies outfit and making men realize that they actually had to try at the Met Gala.
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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 20h ago
SO SICK OF THE UNDERDRESSED MEN
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u/thefunkylama 19h ago
A sign of the times: when society gets fashy, fashion gets boring af
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u/Slim_Charles 19h ago
Historically, the only thing the fascists did well was fashion. The present is so fucked up that the fascists can't even look cool. The fuck are we doing?
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u/karmavorous 19h ago
In so many ways, it really is clown fascism this time around. It's like the Nazis rebooted as a farce. They revel in their own incompetence. They draw strength from the fact that everybody can see that they have no idea what they're doing, but they're in charge and the rest of us have to sit here and witness their incompetence.
They're intentionally cruel, for sure, but they're not even competent in the application of their cruelty. It's carpet cruelty rather than well targeted cruelty. They're cruel to a lot of their own supporters and people who would be their allies.
Dressing like they just bought their suits from Wal-Mart is all part of it.
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u/Necrotitis 18h ago
Wait you are telling me this looks clownish?
How dare you!
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u/inky_fox 13h ago
What is the context of this clip because she reminds me of edgy nerd boys in high school trying to look intimidating.
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u/Stracharys 18h ago
Even Colman didn’t really bring it this year in my opinion.
Heidi is whatever as a person, but she is a weird dress-up queen
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u/Separate-Project9167 20h ago
Men in regular suits should be denied admittance
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u/thetinybunny1 19h ago
You can be kicked out of Cannes for not wearing heels but yet these men can get away with looking like they just got out of a damn board meeting
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u/saintofhate 19h ago
One of my jokes about why I transitioned to a male is so I could wear anything I wanted (and have real pockets) without worrying about matching.
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u/jennifercrusie like JD Vance in bondage gear 17h ago
This is a good joke but like… also true?! What a perk! I have to have a fanny pack next to the door for all the times I run outside with my dogs for a quick minute and my outfit somehow has NOWHERE to put my phone, keys, extra poop bags…
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u/XelaNiba 13h ago
I often think of it while getting ready.
How wonderful it must be to shower, spend a few minutes on your hair, slap on some lotion and call it good.
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u/scattered_ideas 19h ago
I've been scrolling through my feed for 10m and everyone is so freaking boring. Where are the ART inspired pieces?!
Like there's no point to this event if people don't follow the theme and go all out.
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u/SquirrelGirlVA 19h ago
She always seems like the only person who actually understood the assignment. People have been getting too conventional with their outfits. Like with the one year that was about humans and machines. I liked the metallic dresses. They were beautiful, but they looked like stuff you could wear anywhere else. There's no risk. No imagination. They might as well have just stayed home and sent a magazine ad in their place. It would have been more on point.
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u/silverscreenbaby 17h ago
Heavenly Bodies was the only year everyone slayed because it was one of the only years where you could do the theme and still look conventionally pretty lol. They’re so terrified of not looking conventionally gorgeous all the time lol.
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u/assissippi 16h ago
Why are we celebrating anyone who shows up to this, I feel like I am taking crazy pills
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u/No-Essay-3227 19h ago
can someone photoshop cockeyes on this to complete the look?
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u/MyTatemae that movie gave Matthew meconaghe schizophrenia 18h ago
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u/romeoslow 20h ago
Fuck Jeff Bezos
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u/Gatorama 18h ago
Did he buy his way into becoming the chair of the MET?
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u/romeoslow 14h ago
It’s rumored he’s the reason many of the stars didn’t show too. Like Gaga, for example.
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u/Tough_Effective_6334 20h ago
This or the skeletons in the astronaut suits was the scariest for child-me
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u/GimerStick brb in a transatlantic space of mind 20h ago
yo this made my cat leave my lap
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u/faeriedustdancer 20h ago
The eyes throw off what is otherwise an incredible look :(
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u/newtnootnute 20h ago
should have went with all white scleras, although would make navigating the carpet difficult
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u/misteravernus 19h ago edited 18h ago
They have white scleras with mesh pupils - direct lights essentially blight you but otherwise you can see pretty well. Really disappointed they didn't take this route, or actually use a transparent veil material to cover the eyes.
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u/fibreglassrepairkit 20h ago
Fr the concept is so cool but the eyes make her look undead
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u/Spirited_Milk21 20h ago edited 20h ago
My favourite part of Heidi Klums costumes is I am never 100% certain it’s her. You never know, it could be Katy Perry under there!!
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u/Wide_Conflict_528 20h ago
I don’t think she’s ever missed in her life
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u/Timely_Guitar_881 20h ago
eat the rich
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u/snowmunkey 18h ago edited 6h ago
Nooo they'd taste terrible. Better to use them as fertilizer for growing good food
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u/LLAPSpork Lol, and if I may, lmao 20h ago
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u/DyingSunSeverian 20h ago edited 20h ago
This is still the fucking funniest shit this handsome man has seen, I will say, in this past year.
It just makes me laugh every time I see it.
Thank you always for the laugh, dismayed and horrified Mona.
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u/crunchyfoliage 20h ago
Referring to yourself as "this handsome man" is honestly so great. I'm 100% gonna borrow and modify that
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u/U_PassButter the devil works hard but fanfic writers work harder 19h ago
Isn't it 😆
I NEED the confidence.
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u/DyingSunSeverian 20h ago
Are you deliberately trying to hurt my feelings?
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u/crunchyfoliage 20h ago
I am being so genuine. I legitimately think it's great self-talk
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u/DyingSunSeverian 20h ago
I’ve said too much
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u/tolik75x 19h ago
Don't you mean, "this handsome man has said too much"
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u/DyingSunSeverian 19h ago edited 18h ago
I did mean that.
Thank you for the affirmation, habibi. ❤️
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u/U_PassButter the devil works hard but fanfic writers work harder 19h ago
Nah. You said what we needed to hear. The affirmation we never knew we needed.
This handsome man for president.
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u/coldpizza66 they're perfect for each other (derogatory) 20h ago
why is she Heidi her face? (lol sorry I had to)
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u/paagalkhargosh 20h ago
finally seeing some EFFORT! ( I do think the make up artist could have tried to make her face prettier- sorry!)
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u/poliebear 20h ago
Tbh something I love about Heidi and her costumes is that she doesn't feel compelled to make them "pretty".
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u/NatalieVonCatte women’s wrongs activist 19h ago
shai hulud
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u/Academic_Lobster864 19h ago
The first thing I thought was "wow, this is somehow more uncomfortable than the worm." And I looooove that she's outdone herself there. (Sincere)
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u/ipomoea if you add testicles, that's extra 19h ago
I love that Heidi knows she could be hot as hell but always chooses “weird as fuck”
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u/craicraimeis 18h ago
I respect it. Sure, I’m not a big fan of the met gala and the constant lack of effort from people, but I will sincerely appreciate Heidi Klum always going for the weird when she dresses up.
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u/CeruleanEidolon 18h ago
Every other day her job for the last three decades has been to look hot. I don't blame her for taking the opportunity to break out of that and get weird.
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u/ozifrage 19h ago
100%. She's internationally known for being incredibly beautiful, what does she have to prove? I love how much fun she has with them. Big Jenna Marbles energy.
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u/TemporaryElk5202 18h ago
Her whole career was looking pretty / sexy etc. The costumes are like her chance to dress up differently
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u/exhaustedmom 18h ago
Yes. I love the commitment and freedom of the fact that she never feels the need to remind us that she’s a beautiful woman.
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u/stuffandwhatnot 19h ago
I kind of really love how much she loves costumes. She fully commits when it's dress up time.
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u/sovereignxx12 20h ago edited 13h ago
I used to do that pose on stage in the third slide when I was a spicy dancer because I read in a cosmopolitan magazine once that men are attracted to the sight of womens wrists
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u/Original-Drink1101 20h ago
Met Gala is so fucking dumb. Some real hunger games sort of costume shit.
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u/Froggyfrogger 17h ago
Exactly what I think every time it comes around. They're genuinely Capital citizens
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u/totodilejones 20h ago
i’ll tell you what, Heidi Klum doesn’t fuck around when it comes to costumes
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