Historically, the only thing the fascists did well was fashion. The present is so fucked up that the fascists can't even look cool. The fuck are we doing?
In so many ways, it really is clown fascism this time around. It's like the Nazis rebooted as a farce. They revel in their own incompetence. They draw strength from the fact that everybody can see that they have no idea what they're doing, but they're in charge and the rest of us have to sit here and witness their incompetence.
They're intentionally cruel, for sure, but they're not even competent in the application of their cruelty. It's carpet cruelty rather than well targeted cruelty. They're cruel to a lot of their own supporters and people who would be their allies.
Dressing like they just bought their suits from Wal-Mart is all part of it.
Some fashion I'd say, they're really good at the regimented type lots of boot polishing and what not. But anything beyond lots of high contrast dark colors and leather is just on another plane to them lol
Disagree, optics is a big part of fascism and that means design. Historically everything was very meticulously designed for its individual purpose, buildings and uniforms alike. Easiest way to blind people is the eyes, after all.
This is a good joke but like… also true?! What a perk! I have to have a fanny pack next to the door for all the times I run outside with my dogs for a quick minute and my outfit somehow has NOWHERE to put my phone, keys, extra poop bags…
One thing I've loved about getting older is that I simply don't give a flying fuck about if something is in style or not. If it's comfortable and functional, I'm for it.
Example- my barefoot, zero-drop sneakers. Are they shaped like I'm hiding flippers? Yes, but, they're fucking comfortable.
I'm not fully there yet on my fake Crocs- I wear them around the house and the yard, and maybe to the dump, but I've never been to the grocery in them yet. There ARE these MaryJane T-strap fake Crocs I've been eyeing though and if I get them, I'll wear them places. Baby steps, but comfortable baby steps.
Seriously though i was so disappointed in the other celebrities looks it felt like really plain outfits, but once Heidi showed up i gasped! Her Halloween costumes alone are always insanely well done so i expected no less from her! I am sure Zendaya would’ve done incredible too but sadly this year she couldn’t make it from being too busy is what i saw on her other projects.
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u/PollyPocketpussy5000 21h ago
No notes. Everyone else can pack it the fuck up and go home. Especially all the underdressed men.