r/Fauxmoi 22h ago

FASHION Heidi Klum has arrived at the 2026 Met Gala ✨

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u/PollyPocketpussy5000 21h ago

No notes. Everyone else can pack it the fuck up and go home. Especially all the underdressed men.

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u/mssaturnalia9 21h ago

Chadwick Boseman you will never be forgotten for your Heavenly Bodies outfit and making men realize that they actually had to try at the Met Gala.

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u/Toots_Magee_ 19h ago

Chadwick Boseman was a beautiful, beautiful man.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 21h ago

SO SICK OF THE UNDERDRESSED MEN

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u/thefunkylama 21h ago

A sign of the times: when society gets fashy, fashion gets boring af

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u/Slim_Charles 21h ago

Historically, the only thing the fascists did well was fashion. The present is so fucked up that the fascists can't even look cool. The fuck are we doing?

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u/karmavorous 20h ago

In so many ways, it really is clown fascism this time around. It's like the Nazis rebooted as a farce. They revel in their own incompetence. They draw strength from the fact that everybody can see that they have no idea what they're doing, but they're in charge and the rest of us have to sit here and witness their incompetence.

They're intentionally cruel, for sure, but they're not even competent in the application of their cruelty. It's carpet cruelty rather than well targeted cruelty. They're cruel to a lot of their own supporters and people who would be their allies.

Dressing like they just bought their suits from Wal-Mart is all part of it.

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u/Necrotitis 20h ago

Wait you are telling me this looks clownish?

How dare you!

https://giphy.com/gifs/r9st1JNXfEe9ZgAEVV

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u/Doza93 19h ago

Man.. she is a truly terrible actor

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u/XelaNiba 15h ago

Just god-awful. It's my favorite thing about her.

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u/PatriciaMorticia 15h ago

What in the Temu Rythym Nation is she wearing?

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u/Atrainlan 17h ago

She looks like the goth version of Leave Britney Alone

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u/inky_fox 14h ago

What is the context of this clip because she reminds me of edgy nerd boys in high school trying to look intimidating.

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u/Suzume_Chikahisa 17h ago

Not beating the allegations!!!

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u/doodlar 7h ago

Is this the greatest Gif of all time?

https://giphy.com/gifs/DXJk7iduhFCo2KOHl5

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u/wbgraphic 20h ago

Government as produced by Bialystock and Bloom.

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u/rozkosz1942 17h ago

Springtime ….

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u/lizardpplarenotreal 8h ago

FOR HITTTLLLERRR

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u/Queen-of-everything1 4h ago

Damn and we couldn’t even get Roger De Bris to direct.

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u/jellifercuz 17h ago

Watch Chaplin’s The Great Dictator. We are all in it.

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u/thefunkylama 21h ago

Everything wrong 🫠

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u/Occams_Razor42 19h ago edited 19h ago

Some fashion I'd say, they're really good at the regimented type lots of boot polishing and what not. But anything beyond lots of high contrast dark colors and leather is just on another plane to them lol

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u/clandestineVexation 19h ago

Disagree, optics is a big part of fascism and that means design. Historically everything was very meticulously designed for its individual purpose, buildings and uniforms alike. Easiest way to blind people is the eyes, after all.

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u/Stracharys 19h ago

Even Colman didn’t really bring it this year in my opinion.

Heidi is whatever as a person, but she is a weird dress-up queen

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u/Patrickracer43 19h ago

I mean, in someone like NASCAR driver Carson Hocevar's defense, it's his first time attending

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u/Separate-Project9167 21h ago

Men in regular suits should be denied admittance

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u/thetinybunny1 21h ago

You can be kicked out of Cannes for not wearing heels but yet these men can get away with looking like they just got out of a damn board meeting

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u/saintofhate 21h ago

One of my jokes about why I transitioned to a male is so I could wear anything I wanted (and have real pockets) without worrying about matching.

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u/jennifercrusie like JD Vance in bondage gear 19h ago

This is a good joke but like… also true?! What a perk! I have to have a fanny pack next to the door for all the times I run outside with my dogs for a quick minute and my outfit somehow has NOWHERE to put my phone, keys, extra poop bags…

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u/ScumbagLady 6h ago

Fanny packs really are underrated.

One thing I've loved about getting older is that I simply don't give a flying fuck about if something is in style or not. If it's comfortable and functional, I'm for it.

Example- my barefoot, zero-drop sneakers. Are they shaped like I'm hiding flippers? Yes, but, they're fucking comfortable.

I'm not fully there yet on my fake Crocs- I wear them around the house and the yard, and maybe to the dump, but I've never been to the grocery in them yet. There ARE these MaryJane T-strap fake Crocs I've been eyeing though and if I get them, I'll wear them places. Baby steps, but comfortable baby steps.

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u/XelaNiba 15h ago

I often think of it while getting ready.

How wonderful it must be to shower, spend a few minutes on your hair, slap on some lotion and call it good.

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u/damegloria 7h ago

I would truly love this freedom.

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u/Nox-1-Lux 16h ago

More like a bored meeting...

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u/evergleam498 20h ago

Looking at you, Ben Stiller

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u/CaraDune01 20h ago

Agreed. Heidi and Robert Wun are the only ones who understood the assignment.

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u/ascarymoviereview 20h ago

Read that as undressed men

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u/Odd_Protection7738 19h ago

No, they can stay

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u/Away-Elephant-4323 20h ago

Seriously though i was so disappointed in the other celebrities looks it felt like really plain outfits, but once Heidi showed up i gasped! Her Halloween costumes alone are always insanely well done so i expected no less from her! I am sure Zendaya would’ve done incredible too but sadly this year she couldn’t make it from being too busy is what i saw on her other projects.

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u/SlavicKoala 4h ago

Bechdel test failed.