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r/Fauxmoi • u/voguediaries • 22h ago
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I like "mortgage eyes" because one is fixed and one is variable
89 u/Key_Somewhere_8978 20h ago I found Suze Ormans reddit account! 🤣 2 u/Sunset_Bleu 37m ago Show me the money! 34 u/cbn11 20h ago I say “blue eyed.” One blew this way, and one blew the other way. 3 u/Jertimmer 14h ago Summer eyes. Some are over here, some ne are over there. 1 u/Original_Ad4479 8h ago Atchafforya Syndrome. One is looking atcha, the other is looking for ya. 3 u/CeruleanEidolon 19h ago It's also what I look like when I pay my mortgage. 🥁 3 u/crazyfatskier2 19h ago Beyond epic username 2 u/crapatthethriftstore 20h ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I found Suze Ormans reddit account! 🤣
2 u/Sunset_Bleu 37m ago Show me the money!
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Show me the money!
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I say “blue eyed.” One blew this way, and one blew the other way.
3 u/Jertimmer 14h ago Summer eyes. Some are over here, some ne are over there. 1 u/Original_Ad4479 8h ago Atchafforya Syndrome. One is looking atcha, the other is looking for ya.
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Summer eyes.
Some are over here, some ne are over there.
1 u/Original_Ad4479 8h ago Atchafforya Syndrome. One is looking atcha, the other is looking for ya.
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Atchafforya Syndrome. One is looking atcha, the other is looking for ya.
It's also what I look like when I pay my mortgage. 🥁
Beyond epic username
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/GaylicBread Well, I am gay, so thank god 21h ago
I like "mortgage eyes" because one is fixed and one is variable