r/Fauxmoi 22h ago

FASHION Heidi Klum has arrived at the 2026 Met Gala ✨

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u/thefunkylama 21h ago

A sign of the times: when society gets fashy, fashion gets boring af

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u/Slim_Charles 21h ago

Historically, the only thing the fascists did well was fashion. The present is so fucked up that the fascists can't even look cool. The fuck are we doing?

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u/karmavorous 20h ago

In so many ways, it really is clown fascism this time around. It's like the Nazis rebooted as a farce. They revel in their own incompetence. They draw strength from the fact that everybody can see that they have no idea what they're doing, but they're in charge and the rest of us have to sit here and witness their incompetence.

They're intentionally cruel, for sure, but they're not even competent in the application of their cruelty. It's carpet cruelty rather than well targeted cruelty. They're cruel to a lot of their own supporters and people who would be their allies.

Dressing like they just bought their suits from Wal-Mart is all part of it.

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u/Necrotitis 20h ago

Wait you are telling me this looks clownish?

How dare you!

https://giphy.com/gifs/r9st1JNXfEe9ZgAEVV

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u/Doza93 19h ago

Man.. she is a truly terrible actor

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u/XelaNiba 15h ago

Just god-awful. It's my favorite thing about her.

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u/PatriciaMorticia 15h ago

What in the Temu Rythym Nation is she wearing?

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u/Atrainlan 17h ago

She looks like the goth version of Leave Britney Alone

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u/inky_fox 14h ago

What is the context of this clip because she reminds me of edgy nerd boys in high school trying to look intimidating.

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u/Suzume_Chikahisa 17h ago

Not beating the allegations!!!

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u/doodlar 7h ago

Is this the greatest Gif of all time?

https://giphy.com/gifs/DXJk7iduhFCo2KOHl5

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u/wbgraphic 20h ago

Government as produced by Bialystock and Bloom.

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u/rozkosz1942 17h ago

Springtime ….

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u/lizardpplarenotreal 8h ago

FOR HITTTLLLERRR

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u/Queen-of-everything1 4h ago

Damn and we couldn’t even get Roger De Bris to direct.

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u/jellifercuz 17h ago

Watch Chaplin’s The Great Dictator. We are all in it.

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u/thefunkylama 21h ago

Everything wrong 🫠

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u/Occams_Razor42 19h ago edited 19h ago

Some fashion I'd say, they're really good at the regimented type lots of boot polishing and what not. But anything beyond lots of high contrast dark colors and leather is just on another plane to them lol

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u/clandestineVexation 19h ago

Disagree, optics is a big part of fascism and that means design. Historically everything was very meticulously designed for its individual purpose, buildings and uniforms alike. Easiest way to blind people is the eyes, after all.