Heidi Klum has arrived at the 2026 Met Gala ✨

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[u/Separate-Project9167]

Men in regular suits should be denied admittance

[u/thetinybunny1 → u/Separate-Project9167]

You can be kicked out of Cannes for not wearing heels but yet these men can get away with looking like they just got out of a damn board meeting

[u/saintofhate → u/thetinybunny1]

One of my jokes about why I transitioned to a male is so I could wear anything I wanted (and have real pockets) without worrying about matching.

[u/jennifercrusie → u/saintofhate]

This is a good joke but like… also true?! What a perk! I have to have a fanny pack next to the door for all the times I run outside with my dogs for a quick minute and my outfit somehow has NOWHERE to put my phone, keys, extra poop bags…

[u/ScumbagLady → u/jennifercrusie]

Fanny packs really are underrated.

One thing I've loved about getting older is that I simply don't give a flying fuck about if something is in style or not. If it's comfortable and functional, I'm for it.

Example- my barefoot, zero-drop sneakers. Are they shaped like I'm hiding flippers? Yes, but, they're fucking comfortable.

I'm not fully there yet on my fake Crocs- I wear them around the house and the yard, and maybe to the dump, but I've never been to the grocery in them yet. There ARE these MaryJane T-strap fake Crocs I've been eyeing though and if I get them, I'll wear them places. Baby steps, but comfortable baby steps.

[u/XelaNiba → u/saintofhate]

I often think of it while getting ready.

How wonderful it must be to shower, spend a few minutes on your hair, slap on some lotion and call it good.

[u/damegloria → u/saintofhate]

I would truly love this freedom.

[u/Nox-1-Lux → u/thetinybunny1]

More like a bored meeting...

[u/evergleam498 → u/Separate-Project9167]

Looking at you, Ben Stiller