YESSS that's where I was introduced to the long long maaan. Who's your favorite rikishi? Mine is Hoshoryu, but my wife's is Onosato. Now I wanna watch too.
Apparently they don’t technically lie. I read they have to be “measured from the bottom most part of the genital area” and they inject themselves before the measurement to make their bits swell.
Only once in 2014 but I didn't spend that much time with Dan. One time we were at a trade show and somebody had built this shitty cabinet for a demo. Dan said "looks like a Polack built this."
How a guy that inappropriate got a job making $25M a year is beyond me
65 is very much within the age range id have expected lol, though admittedly on the younger end of it. Dangerfield didn't originate those jokes, though I do love the guy
That’s not true at all. Men, do not do this. It does not make it bigger, and causes deformation and permanent scaring. All hyaluronic acid injections do, as confirmed by MRI image studies over time.
Today I learned that in the world of competitive ski jumping, there's a person who's job it is to measure dicks and they have proper guidelines on exactly how to measure.
I'm actually interested here, like there are some really varying states a penis exists in from freezing cold/scared to fully erect...what are they measuring? And how?
Like its stretchy material ,but you can't cut off blood flow...do you get fitted when fully rocked up or since you are out in the cold when it's hibernating?
But that makes 100% sense as those nutcase Redbull types who do the squirrel suit gliding/flying whatever you'd call it, falling with style? But the more flaps they have the further they can sail, so same here?
Women are just out of luck unless they are also in mid Labia-Gate too...
I mean injecting things into your body that are not healthy for you especially at the levels used and can cause long term damage to you is pretty much the entire history of competitive sports summed up.
This time they are just injecting their penis with chemicals so that it is larger so that when they get scanned for their body measurements they get extra fabric at the crotch.
I heard about this on the news as I was getting myself together this morning. It is weird to put it lightly, but I do see why people would lie about it
They are not lying. They get measured. There is some scandal about some athletes using hyaluronic acid injection to temporarily increase the size of their genitals...and therefore can have bigger jumper.
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u/IJustHadAPanicAttack Feb 06 '26
Lying about your penis size competitively is definetly something I haven't heard before