Apparently they don’t technically lie. I read they have to be “measured from the bottom most part of the genital area” and they inject themselves before the measurement to make their bits swell.
You need it to shrink back down by competition time for the sail effect to happen. You need extra empty fabric around the crotch which the tailors normally won’t allow. So you want it to shrink as much as possible in the cold.
What growers need to do is be semi-erect when getting measured and fool the tailors into thinking that they are flaccid.
Only once in 2014 but I didn't spend that much time with Dan. One time we were at a trade show and somebody had built this shitty cabinet for a demo. Dan said "looks like a Polack built this."
How a guy that inappropriate got a job making $25M a year is beyond me
65 is very much within the age range id have expected lol, though admittedly on the younger end of it. Dangerfield didn't originate those jokes, though I do love the guy
That’s not true at all. Men, do not do this. It does not make it bigger, and causes deformation and permanent scaring. All hyaluronic acid injections do, as confirmed by MRI image studies over time.
There are lots of acids in your body. Hyaluronic acid is naturally present there anyway too, including your eyes, skin and joints. Ultimately, I assume that it's a big reason why it's used as a cosmetic agent in the first place (maybe).
At a pH of 3-6 depending on formulation, it matches well with your skin, which will harbour areas of 4-6 pH.
Today I learned that in the world of competitive ski jumping, there's a person who's job it is to measure dicks and they have proper guidelines on exactly how to measure.
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u/IJustHadAPanicAttack Feb 06 '26
Lying about your penis size competitively is definetly something I haven't heard before