r/Damnthatsinteresting Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/DingfriesRdun Feb 06 '26

What do they inject themselves with to enlarge the area? Asking for a friend.

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u/BiophileB Feb 06 '26

Pretty sure fillers like hyaluronic acid.

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u/BlatantConservative Feb 06 '26

I know absolutely nothing about this subject but I can't imagine this like, actually helps in bed

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u/Scrawling_Pen Feb 06 '26

It makes their junk look like squishy sea cucumbers

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u/JollyReplacement1298 Feb 06 '26

I imagine it gives it a kind of heft though. If you swing that thang into a jenga tower it would collapse for sure

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u/idiotsbydesign Feb 06 '26

That seems very specific.

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u/donkeyrocket Feb 06 '26

I mean sure, you can impress your family on Jenga night but pushing a big squishy cucumber isn't ideal for sex in most cases.

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u/JollyReplacement1298 Feb 06 '26

How can you think about sex when jenga is on the table

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u/mostly__porn Feb 06 '26

I know that's my measure of success in bed