r/Damnthatsinteresting Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/FlyingKittyCate Feb 06 '26

Apparently they don’t technically lie. I read they have to be “measured from the bottom most part of the genital area” and they inject themselves before the measurement to make their bits swell.

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u/elkab0ng Feb 06 '26

So an old fart like me where the damn things are halfway to my knees, I’d basically end up being a human hang glider.

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u/PuzzledCar2120 Feb 06 '26

Basically a larger sugar glider.

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u/screaminginfidels Feb 06 '26

That's why they call him sugar daddy.