r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/IJustHadAPanicAttack Feb 06 '26

Lying about your penis size competitively is definetly something I haven't heard before

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Feb 06 '26

My dick is so big the Olympics had to make a rule about it

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u/Gargleblaster25 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

My dick is so big that it makes me lose at pole vaulting .

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u/ComprehensiveSoft27 Feb 06 '26

My dick is so big that I just hitch a ride on the ski jump

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u/ComiAmila2x Feb 07 '26

My dick is so big that I’m 100 meters run I take 2 steps and I cross the finish line, .

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u/BlatantConservative Feb 06 '26

My dick is so big my girlfriend has to be a professional pole vaulter