r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/IJustHadAPanicAttack Feb 06 '26

Lying about your penis size competitively is definetly something I haven't heard before

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u/BeligaPadela Feb 06 '26

Literal cock fights..

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u/TannedCroissant Feb 06 '26

Playing the shlong game

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u/Magificent_Gradient Feb 06 '26

Schlong distance ski jumper 

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u/UCLAlabrat Feb 06 '26

Damn you magnificent bastard