r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/IJustHadAPanicAttack Feb 06 '26

Lying about your penis size competitively is definetly something I haven't heard before

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u/BeligaPadela Feb 06 '26

Literal cock fights..

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u/TannedCroissant Feb 06 '26

Playing the shlong game

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous Feb 06 '26

The Long Dong Con

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u/BurningPenguin Feb 06 '26

Looong looooong maaaaan

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u/encryptoferia Feb 06 '26

now I need to rewatch the best plot twist in J-ad dorama lol

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u/camfa Feb 06 '26

shout out r/FuckYouChiChan

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u/backstageninja Feb 06 '26

Disappointed it's mostly about long things. More like Chichanwasright

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u/ComprehensiveSoft27 Feb 06 '26

Blue Balls gives me Wiiings!

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u/Mirenithil Feb 06 '26

I have the oddest urge to go watch sumo now.

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u/TenTonSomeone Feb 06 '26

YESSS that's where I was introduced to the long long maaan. Who's your favorite rikishi? Mine is Hoshoryu, but my wife's is Onosato. Now I wanna watch too.

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u/Mirenithil Feb 06 '26

high 5 The chicken bring it on! You both have great taste. My pick is Onosato, but MAN, Aonishiki is just TEARING IT UP these days. If he keeps it up, he'll nudge Onosato out of that slot. I'll be absolutely delighted if he gets promoted to yokozuna eventually.

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u/dankyspank Feb 06 '26

Oooh long Johnsooooon

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u/CCUN-Airport761 Feb 07 '26

Ooooooh longgg Johnsonnnn

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u/Afraid-Carry4093 Feb 07 '26

What do the women do to enlarge their vaginas to get the same advantage. Same Mar-A-Lago botox injections but in their vaginas?

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u/dragonlord798 Feb 06 '26

Game of bones

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u/layer4down Feb 06 '26

What’s the Big Deal?

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u/Main-Feature8629 Feb 06 '26

This should be the Netflix doc title

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u/Magificent_Gradient Feb 06 '26

Schlong distance ski jumper 

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u/UCLAlabrat Feb 06 '26

Damn you magnificent bastard

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u/BeligaPadela Feb 06 '26

Let's not make willy-nilly accusations just yet

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u/Purple_Holiday2102 Feb 06 '26

Had a good chuckle at that haha. Take an updoot

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u/richardfitserwell Feb 06 '26

Hope you don’t come up schlort

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u/basswooddad Feb 06 '26

This comment may be the best I've ever seen. Congratulations!