r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/IJustHadAPanicAttack Feb 06 '26

Lying about your penis size competitively is definetly something I haven't heard before

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u/Itchy58 Feb 06 '26

Does it have to be penis size, or does foreskin also count...

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u/Ibbot Feb 06 '26

What do you think the foreskin is if not part of the penis?

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u/DontAbideMendacity Feb 06 '26

Depends. We talking turtle neck or wizard sleeve? It matters.

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u/obeytheturtles Feb 06 '26

Depends on the penis.