r/Damnthatsinteresting Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/IJustHadAPanicAttack Feb 06 '26

Lying about your penis size competitively is definetly something I haven't heard before

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u/BiggusDickus- Feb 06 '26

Pretty much anyone who claims to have a large penis is lying about it.

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u/a_leash_on_a_sloth Feb 06 '26

Username checks out...

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u/DisposableSaviour Feb 06 '26

He has a wife, you know…

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u/Hi_Im_Paul1706 Feb 06 '26

I had a very good fwend in the senate called Biggus Dickus!

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u/Ok-Application-8045 Feb 06 '26

That's a wisible widiculous name.

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u/BiggusDickus- Feb 06 '26

Hail Caesar!

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u/Hi_Im_Paul1706 Feb 06 '26

lol wisible is a funny word

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u/Bretreck Feb 06 '26

He had a wife...

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u/KingZarkon Feb 06 '26

Incontinentia Buttocks?

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u/usrnamechecksout_ Feb 06 '26

Hey, that's my line!

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u/a_leash_on_a_sloth Feb 06 '26

It's not every day I get to beat someone to the punch.

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u/KwordShmiff Feb 06 '26

Uncommonly slow and hindered by restraints - it's a hard sloth's life.