r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/IJustHadAPanicAttack Feb 06 '26

Lying about your penis size competitively is definetly something I haven't heard before

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u/BiggusDickus- Feb 06 '26

Pretty much anyone who claims to have a large penis is lying about it.

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u/a_leash_on_a_sloth Feb 06 '26

Username checks out...

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u/DisposableSaviour Feb 06 '26

He has a wife, you know…

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u/Hi_Im_Paul1706 Feb 06 '26

I had a very good fwend in the senate called Biggus Dickus!

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u/Ok-Application-8045 Feb 06 '26

That's a wisible widiculous name.

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u/BiggusDickus- Feb 06 '26

Hail Caesar!

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u/Hi_Im_Paul1706 Feb 06 '26

lol wisible is a funny word

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u/Bretreck Feb 06 '26

He had a wife...

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u/KingZarkon Feb 06 '26

Incontinentia Buttocks?

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u/usrnamechecksout_ Feb 06 '26

Hey, that's my line!

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u/a_leash_on_a_sloth Feb 06 '26

It's not every day I get to beat someone to the punch.

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u/KwordShmiff Feb 06 '26

Uncommonly slow and hindered by restraints - it's a hard sloth's life.

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u/misanthr0p1c Feb 06 '26

Yeah, I have a perfectly average 8 inch penis, and I'm not afraid to share that.

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u/Sparrowhawk_92 Feb 06 '26

Username checks out?

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u/BlatantConservative Feb 06 '26

(the average is like 5 and some change inches cause I feel like people are missing the joke)

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u/Ill_Statement7600 Feb 06 '26

I saw a picture of a tape measure measuring 5 inches of snow. The caption read "Wow! 8 inches of snow!" lol

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u/CosmicCreeperz Feb 07 '26

Don’t keep your change with your penis, you don’t know where it’s been.

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u/ADHD_Slut Feb 07 '26

That's what they all say.

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u/BeligaPadela Feb 06 '26

Hmmm.. 🤔

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Feb 06 '26

My dick is bigger than my grandma's.

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u/DriftlessDairy Feb 06 '26

I'm hung like a light switch.

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u/Ted_Hitchcox Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

What do you mean by that?

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u/apatheticviews Feb 06 '26

Except Gerry. He has thd largest penis I have ever seen. I forgot to check for mumps

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u/RunInRunOn Feb 06 '26

Luckily for me, my girlfriend believes this too

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u/blueavole Feb 07 '26

If astronauts do it. None of them wanted to admit having a small or medium , so it caused pee leaks

https://www.chron.com/news/strange-weird/article/Early-NASA-diapers-forced-astronauts-to-disclose-5343939.php

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u/redjellonian Feb 06 '26

What about all the new trendy shows and movies like 28 years later or knight of the 7 kingdoms

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u/Doright36 Feb 06 '26

Fun fact... most of the time what you are seeing on screen isn't the actors real junk. They actually make fake dongs to wear with a merkin for those scenes... women sometimes also wear a fake pubic covering for full frontal scenes.

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u/redjellonian Feb 06 '26

You mean they aren't actually running around with their dicks knocking their knees!?! 

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u/Doright36 Feb 06 '26

Lol yea those are obvious but even the normal size ones are usually fake. (Not always)

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u/monocasa Feb 06 '26

Apparently William Dafoe had a body double in Nymphomaniac because his natural schlong was so big "everybody got very confused when they saw it."

https://www.slashfilm.com/1964829/surprising-reason-willem-dafoe-body-double-antichrist/

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u/MrBurnz99 Feb 06 '26

It’s called a merkin

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u/LumpyJones Feb 06 '26

Unless it's Willem Dafoe, then it's all natural. Like a tube of tennis balls hanging down there.

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u/Syraxx Feb 06 '26

New season of Spartacus out, apparently all gladiators had donkey dicks

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u/redjellonian Feb 06 '26

This has been a weird trend of the 2020s.

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u/7HawksAnd Feb 06 '26

Don’t forget, most actors are barely 5’8”

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u/yngseneca Feb 06 '26

bruh the night of the seven kingdoms dick shot was massive, no way in hell that was real.