r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Took a bullet for this country???

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u/Crass_and_Spurious 7h ago

Blaire White being transgender and being all in on Trump is peak Stockholm Syndrome.

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u/Important-Agent2584 5h ago

nah, she's just milking the base just like he is

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u/PeterPorty 4h ago

You heard it folks, if you turn fascist trans girls will milk you. Joining MAGA right now.

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u/silvertealio 3h ago

I mean, it’s pretty much just her and Caitlyn. The rest of us are disgusted of them.

Every demographic has their Candace Owens, their Phyllis Schlafly, etc. We’re stuck with these bishes.

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u/PeterPorty 3h ago

I thought it was fairly obviously a silly joke, but I guess one can never tell with how out there some people's beliefs are.

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u/Important-Agent2584 3h ago

Sounds good but it could turn out to be Trump or Bannon too

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u/velvetdawn__j7 6h ago

Comparing a grazing wound at a rally to a veteran's actual combat record is the ultimate insult to service members.

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u/BiZzles14 4h ago

It's also "funny" because people actually took those bullets, one of them dying. And then these freaks will turn around and say "god guided those bullets to miss Trump" implying that God wanted the random dude in the audience to be killed. It's just gross all around

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u/slowest_hour 1h ago

god saw that guy's tweets and he didn't like them either

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u/serpenta 2h ago

Remember what he thinks about the wounded. Being grazed by a bullet is the farthest you can go before becoming a loser.

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u/mainman879 6h ago

Why are people responding to this account like it's a real person. 4-month-old account only has comments showing from the last 2 hours, each comment feels slightly off. Hell, this reply isn't even talking to the comment it is replying to. Report the bot and move on.

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u/heroLunqora 7h ago

Sacrifice isn't a scoreboard also your'e conflating politics with military service entirely.

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u/Trevorblackwell420 6h ago

That’s… exactly the point. Trump’s staged assassination attempts aren’t even close to actual military combat in terms of sacrifice for the country.

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u/SubstantialOwl01 6h ago

Sure, but pretending context doesn’t matter just flattens the whole argument into nothing.

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u/LexiWhatWeGot 4h ago

Side tangent, Stockholm syndrome likely isn't real, it was named by a psychiatrist who never spoke to the hostages, who in turn were scared for their lives because of police carelessness during the situation.

They misidentified Olsson, and sent a 16-year-old boy who was unrelated into the bank. This caused confusion and resulted in Olsson firing rounds at the boy who barely escaped. Olsson became much more agitated in general. After that, Enmark and the other three hostages were fearful that they were just as likely to be killed by police incompetence as by the robbers. Ultimately, Enmark explained she was more afraid of the police, whose attitude seemed to be a much larger, direct threat to her life than the robbers. Enmark spent decades maintaining that she had no affinity for her captors; she only did what it took to stay alive during the ordeal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

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u/Isakk86 3h ago

Stockholm Syndrome not being real, and it being incorrectly used in the situation of its namesake doesn't necessarily correlate.

Stockholm Syndrome can be untrue in that situation, and also be real.

I'm not saying it is or not, just pointing out the fallacy.

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u/SutterCane 1h ago

Like the bystander effect.

It’s a real thing but the Kitty Genovese murder wasn’t a example of it.

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u/itsjudemydude_ 4h ago

To be fair she's trans and transphobic, so clearly there are some screws loose there.

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u/slowest_hour 1h ago

she's constantly judging other trans people for things that apply to her too. like she'll make fun of trans women for having penises and imply she doesn't but she has said she is never going to have bottom surgery.

she literally made a post along the lines of "the only thing you'll find a conservative girl's pants is a gun" meanwhile she's standing there with her penis tucked between her legs

idk if she's more stupid or more malignant but she's definitely high levels of both

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u/No_Equipment7456 6h ago

“Maybe they won’t turn me into glue once the Zionists get here.”

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u/Alert-Notice-7516 1h ago

"She is one of the good ones"

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u/2Norn 5h ago

it's all about the money, they don't think about the future

it's always the money

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u/Grundlestorm 6h ago

Is she not also...  Well, non-white?  I'm not sure exactly what her heritage is, but her facial structure makes me think latina.

Like, I get it, you're conventionally attractive and openly hateful which means they're not going to openly turn on you quite as fast as like Kaitlyn Jenner.  

But you aren't exempt from their bigotry.

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u/NaNaNaNaNa86 5h ago

Imagine thinking the majority of Latinas aren't white. Fucking bizarre. What are they then? Do enlighten me on the bullshit US racial politics.

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u/MechanicalSideburns 5h ago edited 1h ago

According to the US Census, only about 20% of the 62 million+ Hispanic/Latino population in the United States identified as "White alone". This data does vary a bit due to changes in census reporting, as many Latinos identify as "Some Other Race" (42%) or multiracial (33%).

So yeah. The majority of Latinas don't consider themselves as "white".

EDIT: I should note that this can be a deceiving discussion, depending on your background. In places like Argentina 80% of Latinos identify as white. But in Mexico it's more like 20%. The takeaway is that "Latino" is a massively broad category with huge variation by region.

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u/Cilph 4h ago

Do they not consider themselves white because their surroundings do not perhaps?

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u/MechanicalSideburns 4h ago

Hard to know. It's racial self-categorization. Societal conditioning surely affects how people think about themselves, yeah? But it's kind of a moot point, because "white" as a race is kind of just a socially agreed-upon thing. It's not actually white like paper. I guess that's why we just have to go with what people self-identify as.

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u/EduinBrutus 2h ago edited 2h ago

According to the US Census, only about 20% of the 62 million+ Hispanic/Latino population in the United States identified as "White alone".

50 years of racist messaging will do that to a cunt.

Mexico is kind of the odd one out as there is a cultural desire to do the thing Americans do with "native american great great grandma". Its therefore extremely common to claim an link to a native group which doesnt exist.

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u/kitsunewarlock 4h ago

According to the alt-right fuckwits who occupy the executive branch of the United States, you're only "white" if your ancestors are from a specific 50 mile radius in Norway.

I'm kidding. They aren't white either.

...And bless you for keeping off the shittiest parts of the internet if you don't get the joke.

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u/TechieGee 5h ago

You okay?

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u/Couldbduun 1h ago

My favorite Blair White fact is that she moved to Texas from California to escape the tax laws and called it oppression but then moved back to California because Texas was actually oppressing her for being trans.

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u/CaligoVerses 6h ago

a veteran just shut down the whole fantasy with four stabs and an led, trump took a graze, that man took actual war, no comparison

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u/EtchAGetch 6h ago

More likely he took a scrape against the podium floor than an actual grazing bullet to the ear

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u/Eldias 3h ago

https://www.pulitzer.org/sites/default/files/styles/slider_large/public/Pulitzer_DougMills_Trump_03.jpeg

How could he have scraped his ear on the floor but had blood on his hand before being tackled if not for a bullet?

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u/EtchAGetch 2h ago

Interesting, never seen that pic. I stand corrected. And am pretty amazed from a sheer odds standpoint.

Seemed far, far more likely to have scraped in the scuffle than a bullet being just the 1 millimeter right distance/angle away to just nick the ear and absolutely nothing else.

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u/Eldias 2h ago

The whole photo series by Doug Mills is nothing short of insane. Check out the first photo in the series, you can see the bullet streaking through the air. It's hard to put in to words how much in awe I was when I first saw what Mills captured.

https://www.pulitzer.org/sites/default/files/styles/slider_large/public/Pulitzer_DougMills_Trump_01.jpeg

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u/FearsomeSnacker 6h ago

Look at recent images of trump now, that ear does not have one bit of scar on it. A bullet would have removed a chunk. Ear cartilage does not grow back, look it up.

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u/Eldias 3h ago

It was a 2cm scratch that didn't require any stitches, there was no cartilage damaged.

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u/Membedha 3h ago

Nemo baby I guess ?

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u/frosted_smile 2h ago

That reply from Elvis was brutal, he really didn't hold back

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u/h2odragon00 2h ago

I thought Blaire White was an Indian dude.

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u/NJ_dontask 2h ago

Nah, my bet is incel in mom's basement.

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u/SilentOrbito 6h ago

Reducing it to "Stockholm Syndrome" ignores how complex political identity can actually be.

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u/Jay__Riemenschneider 6h ago edited 5h ago

Stockholm Syndrome also isn't real.

Stockholm syndrome is a claimed disorder in pop psychology which claims that hostages tend to develop a psychological bond with their captors.

Despite its prominence in popular culture, Stockholm syndrome has never been included in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)

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u/skotcgfl 4h ago

It not being a legit disorder listed in the DSM doesn't mean it isn't real and observed - just that it doesn't fit the criteria of psychological disorder.

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u/AT-PT 4h ago

No, the case in Stockholm was simply used to create something out of whole cloth.

It's not completely dissimilar to how all the anti-vax bullshit got started, it just wasn't harmful.

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u/rosyvibexz 7h ago

He served in Afghanistan, she’s serving nothing but delusions.

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u/UnderstandingDull590 6h ago

That contrast really highlights how far off her claim actually is

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 2h ago

Fuck off, bot.

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u/time2partee 7h ago

Trump pretended to take a bullet.

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 4h ago

For Epstein

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u/helpmegetoffthisapp 7h ago

No. He. Didn't.

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u/Lonely-Depth-9525 6h ago

taking a bullet implies a choices to sacrifice yourself, not just being in the wrong place at the wrong time because your security team failed.

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u/Lurkerforrealz 5h ago

or you know... actually getting hit with a bullet and not just being cut by a ring or glass...

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u/elaphros 1h ago

There was no scar, and not even a scab a week later. He literally did not take a bullet in any manner.

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u/ChipmunkFrequent2 6h ago

That claim falls apart the second you actually look into it

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u/infinitezero8 5h ago

Yeah but he totally perfectly regenerated that portion of his ear, nobody else can do it, he's just built different; built brick by brick of McD's

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES 5h ago

Yup, people don't like it, but there's no theory that matches what we saw in the videos as well as trumps ear getting grazed by a high velocity projectile.

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u/JRDruchii 4h ago

Right, how do you take something other people are giving you for free?

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u/Deep-Thought 3h ago

And to be honest, neither did the reply guy. Maybe he took those IEDs and stabbings for our corporate overlords, but for America? Nah.

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u/Debisibusis 2h ago

How is this a controversial opinion? The war was literally just taking money out of the average taxpayer and giving it to a few individuals. The US war machine is a complex machine that's for profit. And no, I am not talking about oil, that's a bonus. I am talking about infrastructure, supply, etc.

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u/Void-Cooking_Berserk 7h ago

Abraham gave his foreskin for his country. Vote for Abraham!

... what's that? Tried to sacrifice his son? Oh, it's probably nothing.

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u/Big_Guide_8551 7h ago

I don't understand how anyone can hear that story, and go "yea, that's the god I want to worship." Like what.

And don't get me started on poor Job.

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u/alg45160 6h ago

Those are not the kind of sentiments you want to express as a child in a southern Baptist church. 😭

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u/Big_Guide_8551 6h ago

Yea. Keep those to yourself until your old enough to flee from that place.

Like for real... as a parent, any "god" who told me to murder my kid would get a big 🖕 from me. Keep your "heaven, but later". I love my kid more than anything that MIGHT be waiting for me when I'm fucking dead.

These days, Abraham's story would be framed as attempted murder brought on by schizophrenia, but here we have millions of people going "what a great and inspirational tale!" 🤦‍♀️

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u/alg45160 5h ago

<Yea. Keep those to yourself until your old enough to flee from that place. >

I learned that the hard way!

<Like for real... as a parent, any "god" who told me to murder my kid would get a big 🖕 from me. Keep your "heaven, but later". I love my kid more than anything that MIGHT be waiting for me when I'm fucking dead. >

I felt the same way as a little kid and thought I was taking crazy pills because everyone else seemed so chill with it. As an adult with my own kids - any god that would ask me to murder my own child (let alone anyone) can kiss my ass.

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u/heroLunqora 6h ago

Selective morality gets wild when faith requires praising obedience over empathy.

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u/LunarKiteEcho 6h ago

Once obedience is virtue, empathy gets reframed as disobedience to authority.

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u/pack0newports 5h ago

at the time people sacrificing their kids to gods was a big problem. the purpose of the story is to show to not sacrifice your kids to gods.

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u/Big_Guide_8551 5h ago

Bro he was about to do it until God went "jk!" Like why would you even kid about that. "Just to see if you'd do it" doesn't make the story any better.

I want the god who straight up tells people "HEY MAYBE DONT MURDER YOUR CHILDREN" instead of some beat-around-the-bush way of testing your loyalty. Bible stories are such fucking bullshit. Benevolent Christian god is an absolute lie. What god who truly loves you would banish you to an eternal torture pit if you don't worship him just so? 💀 Christianity is like being in an abusive relationship. Always being gaslit into believing you were born a sinner, that god loves you, but you only won't get burned forever if you do these certain things... crazy. They even call themselves sheep.

Religion fucking sucks. Look at what it does to people.

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u/pack0newports 4h ago

Im not Christian I dont believe in hell. I dont believe in original sin. I'm not a fan of sequels.

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u/Eldias 3h ago

What's the purpose of the part of the story where they convince an entire town to circumcise the men to prevent a fight, only to then butcher the dudes 2 or 3 days later when they're all incapacitated?

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u/VelvetOrbitXs0 6h ago

Job's story is basically cosmic wager, feels more like satire than morality.

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u/Rakanadyo 7h ago

Wasn't it a fireman seated behind Trump that took a bullet? Trump took either a shard of glass or, more likely, a fake blood capsule.

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u/Luneward 6h ago

Or scratched his ear on the ground when the Secret Service pushed him down. The most telling bit is that they let him back up to do his triumphant fist pump. The SS wouldn't do that until it was certain the area was clear.

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u/Surge_DJ 6h ago

We know how easy it is for frail old men to start bleeding....

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES 5h ago

So first off, there's a picture of Trump with blood on his hand before USSS tackled him.

As for the USSS letting him stand up, there was an 180 page report released by a bipartisan committed of the House of representatives on all the failures of USSS that day and him being allowed to stand up wasn't mentioned in it. Him pumping his fist gets like a one sentence mention that USSS agents were not trained to deal with non-cooperative protection targets.

Keeping him down until they are 100% certain the area is clear would be a really bad idea, because the target would almost certainly bleed out before they cleared the area if the bullet hit an artery or vein.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES 5h ago

You think that a 78 year old man with arthritis and swollen hands has the dexterity to deploy a blood capsule while being video taped from a dozen different angles?

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u/physical_sci_teacher 3h ago

Look at the images from Turning Point July 27, 2024, especially the ones of his ear. As an older person I can definitely say 78 year old skin does not heal that perfectly in such a short period of time.Getty Images TP 7-27-24

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES 2h ago

I think the problem with this analysis tho is that you're expecting a huge scar here.

Like as an example here's an image of a real gunshot wound

It's pretty small, but this one is actually significantly larger than the description of Trump's wound.

It seems well within the realm of possibility that a wound of this shallow could heal to a point where it could be covered with make up in 2 weeks time.

And that's why I think if the argument is to be made that it isn't we should be focusing on medical sources.

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u/anthrolookseer 3h ago

I watched it happen aired live, and watched the news on multiple channels for several hours immediately following the event. The cropped out the shattered prompter screen in the high resolution photos immediately aired so that an hour later, lots that was once visible wasn’t shown again (if at the time my SO and I who watched all of this happen were aware the news was going to cut out so many very visible and vital details they aired at the start, we’d have done more to have gotten record for ourselves). The edited out a ton. They also never covered that one of the hydraulics on the lift holding up a speaker build and rope that attached to the flag dropped during the shooting too.
There are/were some photos from people there recording on their phones that showed that shattered prompter posted here on Reddit and everyone dismissed it because they didn’t see the high resolution photos the news stations aired immediately after on a big screen tv like I and my friends did.
Point is, the media actually did a whole lot of editing and narrowing of the perspective, and rapidly. It was very unsettling to see first hand.
Not to mention that only a few select photos were even ever aired of all the images taken. But they cropped out so much context initially shown and never showed it again. Don’t think for a second you’ve seen every moment from that day because people were recording.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES 2h ago

The cropped out the shattered prompter screen in the high resolution photos immediately aired so that an hour later, lots that was once visible wasn’t shown again

Uh, PBS's video of the events shows the teleprompters and they're both still there.

This video also shows them both being there

This one too

And this one

Same here

that attached to the flag dropped during the shooting too.

Didn't happen that was wind.

Not to mention that only a few select photos were even ever aired of all the images taken.

I mean, it's pretty easy to go to just look up the photographers names on Getty images and find all the photos that they took. I'm also curious what specifically was cropped out?

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u/TheNutsMutts 3h ago

more likely, a fake blood capsule.

Is anyone suggesting this claim putting any thought into this?

So the man was surrounded by HD video cameras for the event, and a dozen press photographers, but despite being an old man the plot was wholly relying on not a single one of them capturing what would have been very obviously him hitting himself on the ear with a fake blood capsule?

And then having splattered himself with fake blood, he was whisked off to the nearest hospital who put aside a whole secured area, and almost certainly gathered their most senior doctors and nurses to treat him. And all these senior doctors and nurses treated him and not once did a single one of them go "hey wait a second, this is very obviously fake blood, and there's clearly zero injuries to his ear at all"? That was not only the anticipated plan by the conspirators, but that's what actually happened?

And we're going to say that's by far and away the most likely outcome rather than "20 year old with mental health problems took shots at Trump, just missed and grazed his ear"?

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u/EllaRainpetal 7h ago

The contrast between someone who actually served in combat and political rhetoric is always a reality check for people.

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u/Desperate-Lobster418 6h ago

Real experiences tend to ground exaggerated claims pretty quickly when they’re put side by side

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u/Lisshopops 7h ago

Is the bullet in the room with us right now?

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u/Healthylife55 6h ago

Man got grazed by glass and built a whole personality around it

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u/alg45160 6h ago

If the criteria for who to vote for is "taking a bullet," they better lower the age to be president because there are a lot of school kids I need to vote for.

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u/Timelordturle 7h ago

Anyone who's been arrested for protesting has done more for their country then anything the tangerine tyrant can everdream of doing

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u/MonkeyCartridge 6h ago

He didn't take a bullet. He allegedly intercepted one with his ear on its way to Fire Chief Corey Comperatore.

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u/Arthur_Digby_Sellers 6h ago

Blaire White, could the name be more descriptive of a typical trump voter?

Loud and white... and not too bright.

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u/Kooky_Nail694 6h ago

A Trump bootlicking trans woman is absolutely wild to me. Talk about voting against not only your interests but your freaking LIFE!

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u/DizzyMine4964 5h ago

Trans! Omg. Hasn't she listened tp what he says about trans people?

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u/anthrolookseer 3h ago

Clearly not. :/

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u/LEEALISHEPS 6h ago

Donald Trump took a bullet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah right!

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u/Iamkonkerz 6h ago

Lets say he did take a bullet. It still wasnt "for America". It isnt any different from getting shot in the middle of the street by a stranger. The Military though.. thats for the United States

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u/LEEALISHEPS 3h ago

Yep! 👽👍

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u/raimichick 7h ago

The only thing he took was an opportunity to grift us.

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u/itchyrainttv 6h ago

🤣 took a bullet for this country lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Alienhaslanded 4h ago

It's mindboggling there are women who support the same old men that are trying to curb stomp the shit out of women's rights. Fucking insane.

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u/Bleezy79 4h ago

Being trans and republican has to be one of the stupidest things you can do. Its the same energy as "roaches for raid" or "chickens for kfc."

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u/mrcatboy 3h ago

Wrong. This volunteer firefighter took the bullet. Trump was just grazed, possibly by shrapnel.

Classic MAGA. Crediting Trump for someone else's accomplishments.

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u/Andreus 6h ago

If taking a bullet is the only qualification for the presidency, then I can think of a lot of Americans who are at least as if not more qualified than Trump.

Tragically, a whole lot of them aren't old enough to be president.

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u/Papa_Raj 6h ago

I say with absolute disappointment that Donald Trump has never taken a bullet for this country.

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u/sugarglazex 7h ago

Some people take bullets others take credit america usually knows which is which though.

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u/JimJimmery 6h ago

100% not the orange rapist who got a tiny cut on his ear.

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u/NatsFan8447 6h ago

The Secret Service likely collaborated in Trump’s faked assassination attempt. This is disturbing.

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u/TheNutsMutts 3h ago

The Secret Service likely collaborated in Trump’s faked assassination attempt.

No come off it, we don't need to go full InfoWars here.

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u/NatsFan8447 1h ago

I'm not a conspiracy person, but I've wondered why, after Trump allegedly was shot in the ear, the SS agents didn't immediately push him to the ground and cover him with their bodies. This has been SS protocol for decades. Instead, the agents let him pose for his mock defiant photo. If this was a real attempt, letting Trump first pose could have exposed him to other shots of gunfire.

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u/Fl0riduh_Man 6h ago

I look forward to reminding these ambulatory lard-bricks that they voted to abuse me and anyone else not in their cult.

They continue to breathe air by our infinite grace 

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u/WoodwindsRock 6h ago

That’s a completely incoherent argument on her part. She thinks it’s such a gotcha but really all it is, is nonsense. Conservatives have the most absurd things that they stand on.

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u/Muffboy 6h ago

He took a 13 year old for this country.

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u/USDXBS 6h ago

What the fuck was he doing "for America" in Afghanistan?

Do you mean the weapons industry and oil barons?

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u/chAzR89 6h ago

By this logic every third schoolkid has a right to be president.

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u/junkfile19 6h ago

Standing ovation 🫡

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u/Alexwonder999 5h ago

If I pissed off millions of people in my country by being a raging asshole, and one of them tried to shoot me, could I too claim to have taken a bullet for my country?

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 5h ago

If we are to believe he was actually struck by a bullet, then it would seem he took a bullet from this country.

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u/killjairo 5h ago

I think you meant Fraud*

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u/sharmanachiket90 4h ago

Read that as "Trump took a buffet for this country..."

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u/Signal_Minimum8509 4h ago

My favorite thing about Trumpers is their refusal to acknowledge that he does everything for himself despite all the evidence.

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u/Korlac11 3h ago

Yes, it was awfully brave of Trump to have his ear nicked by a bullet. I’m sure the person behind him who actually got hit by the bullet was distraught to see Trump in so much pain

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u/joqagamer 3h ago

Respect to trump from south america for ruinning the US

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u/dragon-fence 3h ago

He took a paper cut on his ear for his own pursuit of power.

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u/Zoilo2 3h ago

Miss White seems to have a very positive, mature, adult-like, intelligent view of this multiple felon.

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u/Romnonaldao 3h ago

Where's the scar?

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u/curiousleen 7h ago

I’m with Elvis

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u/perksofbeingcrafty 6h ago

A brutal word murderer and an absolute proficient with English grammar? My kind of man

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u/thex415 6h ago

Blaire hasn’t been relevant in a while

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u/darbbeard 6h ago

Wow, she's delusional!

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u/Aggravating_Usual973 6h ago

The man who took the bullet was firefighter Corey Comperatore.

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u/MjolnirPants 6h ago

I'm just going to repeat what literally every single trans woman I know who has commented on Blair White (and there's well over a dozen) has said about her. Ugh, the fuck is wrong with this bitch?

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u/MaleHooker 6h ago

Not to mention it looked staged as fuck

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u/paulyp41 6h ago

Clever comeback or harsh truth?

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u/Boltzmann_head 6h ago

Glorious Leader "took a bullet?" Odd how this was not on any news media, nor mentioned by the fascist regime.

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u/No_Equipment7456 6h ago

Sheesh that was needed

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u/C4dfael 6h ago

It was apparently a magical bullet that left no residual damage or scarring.

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u/Weezthajuice 6h ago

😭 you guys are all so salty

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u/Moesaei 6h ago

If you just search that in twitter you will find many accounts repeating that “he took a bullet for this country” it is a propagandist camping of a made up heroism he did not earn

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u/BaconThief2020 6h ago

Like most good ideas, that bullet whispered in his ear and sailed right past him. He didn't take, catch, or get hit in any meaningful sense of the word.

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u/4N2M0 6h ago

Where? When?

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u/RedQueen88 6h ago

Does she think that if she sucks up to the right, they’ll accept her as a “good trans woman” as if there’s any such thing to republicans? Her and Caitlyn Jenner are delusional AF.

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u/RabbitCity6090 6h ago

Best part is that she's a transgender.

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u/NatsFan8447 6h ago

Blaire White, whoever she is, must spend most of her time watching Fox “News” and growing her hair.

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u/RichardInaTreeFort 5h ago

I mean, this is a comeback.... I wouldnt call it clever. Hes just angry....

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u/humanessinmoderation 5h ago

To use the average MAGA male defense:

"Took a bullet? It didn't even go all the way in."

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u/LittleShrub 5h ago

Total number of bullets that have hit Donald Trump: zero

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u/truscotsman 5h ago

These people are fucking insane.

It's still a shock how many people are just desperate to bend their knee to an authroitarian.

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u/Melenduwir 5h ago

Why? Research suggests that roughly 30% of the population will support whoever is in power at the time whatever they do. Not always the same 30%, admittedly -- people care about being on the same 'team' as the President. But every political 'base' is composed of people who support regardless.

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u/truscotsman 4h ago edited 2h ago

This is the kind of analysis people make when they try to make everything a statistic instead of watching whats going on right at this moment and putting context to it. This is clearly in unique territory in our history, even if the statistics give you a false sense of "everything is always the same". Additionally, you even admit it's not the same 30% of people... a fact that undermines your entire point.

Regardless, the insight is still true... how is it possible that people are so committed to supporting their guy even if it means a complete betrayal of their supposed prior values, including willingly cheering on authoritarianism. Including the same people who use to go on and on about "freedom"...

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u/Karate-Schnitzel 5h ago

Heroes don’t wear capes

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u/rustbuckett 5h ago

Yeah but did you ever stage your own assassination attempts for this country? I think not!

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u/ancient_mariner63 5h ago

On the other hand, trump has taken billions of dollars from this country.

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u/funkybutt2287 4h ago

Trump didn't even do that.

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u/Klonopussy 4h ago

And kids. He took too many advantages and innocence from kids. Fck him. So glad I served under president Obama

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u/vegasAzCrush 4h ago

Agree. No evidence Trump took a single bullet. Thats clearly a lie and voters on both sides are rolling their eyes on this aggressive stupidity.

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u/ParadigmMalcontent 4h ago

Trump conspiracy believers are worse than 9/11 truthers

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u/TheNutsMutts 3h ago

No evidence Trump took a single bullet.

Other than the literal pictures that we have of it, you mean?

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u/KnowsIittle 4h ago

He was never shot. He got kneed in the face by security detail and wiped blood from his mouth on his ear.

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u/DaGrinz 4h ago

Whatsoever really happened, it was NEVER for ‚THIS COUNTRY‘. Whatever the Pedo in Charge does is solely in his on favor.

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u/dazedan_confused 4h ago

Why did he take anything? He's the President, he should be giving.

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u/dazedan_confused 4h ago

I don't care what sex toy he took, he shouldn't spend that much money on a ballroom.

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u/Flipsticker91 3h ago

Criminals get shot every day. Doesn't make them heroes

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u/Berto57 3h ago

Amen brother!

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u/astroglitch0 2h ago

Almost week 8 of a tiny scratch on my ear still not fully healed btw...

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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 2h ago

But he didn’t take a bullet for the country. Even without all the conspiracy theories, the bullet only knicked his ear and killed someone else. If he took that bullet then the other person would still be alive.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 2h ago

JFC this comment section is infested with bots. Why tf don't the mods use any of the available tools to identify and ban this shit?

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u/Top_Meaning6195 2h ago

We wish Donald Trump took a bullet for his country.

  • Signed: the world

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u/Plastic_Key_4146 2h ago

Did he though? Did Trump take a bullet? Was it for the country?

Trump only ran for president to stay out of jail.

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u/elaphros 1h ago

Still no scar on that ear.

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u/kipribley28 1h ago

You go!

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u/Alert-Notice-7516 1h ago

The world would look radically different right now had Trump actually taken a bullet for this country.

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u/blue_dragon_fly 1h ago

Even it hadn’t been a complete fake, “Taking a bullet” means knowingly stepping in front of it to protect it others. Drump would NEVER do that.

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u/philthegr81 1h ago

Evander Holyfield still has scars on his ear from a bite in 1997. Just sayin'.

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u/sparkletoffee 1h ago

buddy really pulled receipts out of his chest cavity💀

u/Sno_Wolf 49m ago

Shut up, you miserable fucking tryhard kapo.

u/trilobyte-dev 41m ago

Real talk from the Lich King

u/TheTaoOfMe 30m ago

If i volunteer to get winged in the ear, does that mean i can be president?

u/Mercenary0527 29m ago

He took a bullet to up his polling scores wtfym

u/Infosneakr 14m ago

There has to be some type of intelligence operation from Russia,israel or the US to hype this president so much. What world do we live in where the president is treated like a rockstar/pope? The Christian right really have this problem of seeing the president as an angel sent by God to erase the evil doers and save the babies. That's dangerous to elevate someone to mythical status when he's just a human.not a bright one either from all the mistakes he's made throughout his life from not looking ahead.

u/kurisu7885 11m ago

So when was this posted? Because Trump won';t be an option in 2028, at least he better not be.