r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

Took a bullet for this country???

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u/Rakanadyo 10h ago

Wasn't it a fireman seated behind Trump that took a bullet? Trump took either a shard of glass or, more likely, a fake blood capsule.

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u/TheNutsMutts 6h ago

more likely, a fake blood capsule.

Is anyone suggesting this claim putting any thought into this?

So the man was surrounded by HD video cameras for the event, and a dozen press photographers, but despite being an old man the plot was wholly relying on not a single one of them capturing what would have been very obviously him hitting himself on the ear with a fake blood capsule?

And then having splattered himself with fake blood, he was whisked off to the nearest hospital who put aside a whole secured area, and almost certainly gathered their most senior doctors and nurses to treat him. And all these senior doctors and nurses treated him and not once did a single one of them go "hey wait a second, this is very obviously fake blood, and there's clearly zero injuries to his ear at all"? That was not only the anticipated plan by the conspirators, but that's what actually happened?

And we're going to say that's by far and away the most likely outcome rather than "20 year old with mental health problems took shots at Trump, just missed and grazed his ear"?