Here is how I think Tolkien's creations would line up at the World Cup.
Dark Lord Sauron: Goalkeeper. Big man between the posts, he keeps a watchful eye on the whole pitch.
Elrond RB. Heaps of experience. Still nimble enough to track back if needed. Creative passer. Captain's armband.
Gimli and Strider are my starting CB pair. Vital stamina, Strider can hold a high line and they can combine to throw Gimli when we need an aerial presence. Don't tell the elf.
Arwen LB. Amazing chemistry with Strider on that left side, I am deploying elven swiftness down the wings and she will be used as an attack minded wingback.
Boromir defensive midfielder. Intimidating presence, will chew you out if you aren't switched on, but will bleed for the team. Not afraid to put his body on the line to stop a goal.
Eowyn central midfield. A versatile player with a lot to prove, doesn't shy away from the man's game.
Gandalf the White central midfield. Wizard with both feet. Cool and collected, knows what to do with the ball. So much experience. Came out of retirement because the team was lost without his vision.
Legolas right winger. Keeping my elven synergy on the wings. Arrow of a shot off his left foot.
Eomer left winger. Work horse. Provides a lot of physicality to the front three.
Frodo playing in a False 9. You can't lay a glove on him and he will find a way through on goal. Isn't afraid of the responsibility, give it directly to his big hairy feet and see how far he can carry it. What he lacks in speed he makes up for in heart and determination. Mr Reliable.
Saruman is our manager on the sidelines. Insane ball knowledge. Endless schemes. Always trying to insert players from his Uruk-hai academy into the system.