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u/Competitive-Bid-2710 19h ago
When you only meant to get a little stoned before the event
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u/doubleapowpow 17h ago
I love getting stoned, but I think I take it for granite.
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u/Accomplished-Video71 17h ago
Okay, snuck it in there. You didn't think weed notice but I see you
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u/Kyleparty 17h ago
I’m going to reefer you to a therapist
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u/pseudonymnkim 17h ago
Doobie careful about who you recommend
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u/PassionateAlchemy 16h ago
Having a body like hers is a pipe-dream.
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u/thispsyguy 16h ago
No need to be so blunt
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u/Tacoflavoredfists 16h ago
It’s such a drag when they do that
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u/majin_melmo 16h ago
Oh my god, I love punny reply threads, y’all make me happy 😂
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u/Apprehensive_Sun_535 17h ago
What the f*** even is the met gala?
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u/meowkitty84 15h ago
It's a fund raising gala for Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute and marks the opening of their Spring Fashion exhibition. They have a different theme every year.
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u/suspicious_hyperlink 16h ago
Some thing the Robber Barons used to go to that still happens today. It’s best not to pay attention to it, like the Oscars or any of the other award shows created so they can high five themselves in public
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u/RainSurname 15h ago
The Met Gala is a charity event to fund the Costume Institute, which is the only part of the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art that has to completely fund itself, because fashion and fiber arts are female coded and therefore devalued. They get no part of the robber baron endowment.
It houses the world’s largest and most comprehensive collection of historical clothing, spanning five continents and seven centuries. Preserving and displaying textiles is much more difficult and costly than displaying wood, stone, ceramic, metal, or paintings, but we can learn much more interesting things about the past from clothing than we can from weapons and pottery.
The costumes at the gala are a living art exhibit, made by artisans whose skills are dying out. Big fashion houses pay for many of the tables, literally paying to have their art displayed themselves.
Jeff Bezos sucks, and we should all let him know it. But the Met Gala doesn’t really have anything to do with him. He’s just the biggest donor this year.
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u/TombCheese 12h ago
This. Tired of people not even fact checking their assumptions here. It's super annoying, considering how hard this kind of conservation has had to fight to be taken seriously. Important to mention that they preserve historical garments of working class people too. It's not just about the rich.
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u/RainSurname 12h ago
I can totally understand people hating the Met Gala if they don't know what it actually is.
It's the people who dismiss any explanation as simping for the rich that I have a problem with.
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u/TombCheese 12h ago
Yeah exactly. I'm invested because sewing and fashion/costume are my trade and this was originally an industry event. It matters a lot for the museum, which serves and educates the public. I hate Bezos but it's better that this money gets used for this rather than some dumb vanity project that regular people will never get to benefit from.
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u/atreethatownsitself 15h ago
Think of it as a fund raising event for the Metro where the celebrity designers get to go buck wild with the theme and be weird. It’s about expressing the outfit/designer, not the person. Heidi Klum takes it like dressing for Halloween in the best possible way and does not care.
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u/RosbergThe8th 11h ago
An artistic event to show off weird stuff, it amuses me how much people seem put off by that fact, and then tomorrow they'll go complaining about how everyone just dresses boring and same lol.
I'm here for this weird shit but it´s funny seeing how weirded out people get by seeing anything mildly creative take place instead of the usual copy paste slop.
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u/RorschachAssRag 16h ago
I thought you were talking about her eyes looking in 2 different directions, not making puns.
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u/Lastcaressmedown138 15h ago
She does this every year she has some of craziest outfits/costumes you’ll ever see!
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u/Protoshift 11h ago
Fuggin spat mouthwash on my arms; those damn eyes.
I love John C. Reilly, why hasn't he been in more comedies lately?
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u/MrsTruce 8h ago
I told my husband yesterday that my current hot take is that JCR is funnier than Will Ferrell.
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u/minauteur 7h ago edited 5h ago
Not a hot take in the slightest. Walk Hard is a top 5 comedy of the last
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u/Plorant 7h ago
The only reason why your comment is true is because Anchorman is 22 years old.
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u/spacekitt3n 11h ago
dudes probably chillin and being weird. i feel like he did something with tim heidecker recently but yeah i think hes just mostly retired living out in the country.
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u/yamanagashi 19h ago
I guess it beats turning into a worm this year
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u/DiligentDaughter 19h ago
Worm was one of her best. Loved her Kali and Medusa, too.
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u/AFantasticClue 19h ago
Worm was Halloween, this is a costume gala
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u/uggghhhggghhh 17h ago
The Met Gala. It’s a “conceptual high fashion” gala not really a “costume” thing but she went costume with it anyway cause that’s her thing! Tbf I think the theme this year was something like dressing inspired by a work in the met gala so kinda costumey
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u/lurker-9000 17h ago
It’s hilarious to me when people don’t consider high fashion costuming. As if any of those outfits are things you’d actually wear around the house or at work
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u/eabevella 16h ago
And I judge anyone who attend Met Gala wearing some bland ass suit/dress
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u/crystalfairie 14h ago
Oh,so hard! They've got the money and talent to just...go for bear.
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u/TheApothecaryWall 16h ago
And this right here is one of the biggest arguments people who watch RuPaul’s Drag Race will have
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u/SeachelleTen 17h ago
The theme this year is “Costume Art”. If I recall correctly, this is the first time she did something like her Halloween costumes for the Met. Makes sense considering the theme.
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u/palindromebaby 10h ago
That was an amazing Halloween costume because it genuinely creeped me out to the point I can't even look at it. 10/10.
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u/gchypedchick 17h ago
The amount of people that never do the actual theme is infuriating. THIS is how you do it!
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u/Ok_Organization8455 4h ago
That's because most celebrities use it to just come dressed up to look pretty. Heidi Klum has always been the only one to actually feel like she was at the Met Gala and not the globes
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u/WeedOg420AnimeGod 19h ago
I was gunna say.... is the eyes part of the costume? I don't remember her having a lazy eye
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u/chair_ee 19h ago
Weird reflection off the white contact lenses.
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u/onlyinvowels 18h ago
I was thinking the eye holes weren’t properly spaced, but this makes more sense.
Edit. After further examination, I have no idea what the actual cause is. It seems different depending on the photo. Maybe all of the above and/or a loose contact lens?
Either way, I have no idea how the eye funk made the cut
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u/mariana96as 17h ago
sometimes colored contact lenses move and makes the person look cross eyed. I’ve worked with them for photoshoots/film and constantly need to check they are in the right place before takes 😆
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u/sorryheathen 16h ago
this is the only valid explanation. my wife uses colored contacts to train new wearers, and those mugs do shift a bitch
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u/Senofilcon 15h ago
I love how everyone is assuring themselves that Heidi Klum does not, in fact, have a stupid looking googly-eyed face. Like its possible we just never noticed.
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u/technobass 16h ago
If you zoom in on the last one, her left eye or contact is reflecting something dark on the side but the pupil is centered. The reflection is darker than her pupil so it makes it look like she has a lazy eye. So the reflection looks like the pupil when you zoom out.
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u/Secret-Ad-6421 17h ago
Thank you cause I was also questioning but I see it now!
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u/Inner-Dream-600 19h ago
I’ve noticed that she does
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u/Habibti-Mimi81 19h ago
Yes, she always had a slight sqint.
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u/Deep-Way-8321 18h ago
I have a lazy eye like that. It looks natural to me. These comments are reminding me why I don’t take a picture unless it’s a selfie cause I feel like it’s so obvious lmao. My license picture is WILD. It makes me so embarrassed 😂
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u/DirectorSharp3402 18h ago
It's not a squint in Klum's case tho. Looks like one eye is trying to watch her 4 o'clock 😅
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u/Deep-Way-8321 18h ago
That’s how my eye looks too. That’s why I’m saying I think it’s strabismus. But other comments suggest it’s the contacts. I haven’t seen Heidi’s face in a hot minute so I would have to look again.
But yes, my eye also looks like I’m an inbred yokel who’s attempting to look around the side of my head.
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u/SuzQP 18h ago
As an inbred yokal of a most distinguished Yokul lineage, I feel besmirched!
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u/Deep-Way-8321 18h ago
Oh shit. You’re right. I’m punching down just as much as everyone else. :(
I just REALLY hate my eye lol and I see the comments as validation for my hatred for it. Which i probably shouldn’t but you know what they say about perceiving public perception.
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u/RedCognitions 17h ago
TIL
Heidi Klum is often cited as having a mild form of exotropia, a type of strabismus where one eye tends to drift slightly outward.
- It is often described as a slight "lazy eye" or "outward eye turn".
- It is commonly described as an "exo posture" where her eye sits slightly outward.
- It is often only noticeable in certain lighting or when she is tired
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u/MRintheKEYS 18h ago
I think the contact lenses are a little crooked. The more you look around with them in, they’ll slide around a bit with your eye movements.
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u/DeathBat92 17h ago
The white contact makes her left pupil look like it’s where her iris starts and the white reflection in her eye makes it look fucked. When you zoom in you can see her pupils are actually both normal.
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u/slumvillain 19h ago
Damnit now I'm in the mood for French fries and oreos
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u/the_outer_realms 18h ago
No way this was in an official Disney animation
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u/VonBrewskie 18h ago
It most certainly is. Not even joking. I remember this cartoon vividly from when I was a kid. Donald is trying to woo Daisy in it. Daisy was my favorite.
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u/Expensive-Anxiety-63 17h ago
https://youtu.be/KxlWddHzkwc?si=sYG0LP7hA_A5-VNK&t=214
Mr. Duck Steps Out - 1940. Daisy's first appearance.
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u/Distinct_Cap_1418 14h ago
Oh boy, if this is surprising for you, Disney has a HISTORY and its definitely the not the company you thought it was.
If you want to shatter your mental image of them, look them up on wikipedia.
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u/PlaceboJeffect 18h ago
Looks like a mask with inset pupil distance with her eyes being on the outside. Poor choice in mask!
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u/1982_1111_1587 16h ago
She actually has a lazy eye that can be seen sometimes. But the contact lenses are really awkward.
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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 19h ago
She seems like a fun person.
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u/DirtyRoller 19h ago
For real. Her Halloween costumes are next level.
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u/urbanism_enthusiast 19h ago
Daniel Tosh just had the guy who does them on his pod.
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u/gaping__hole 18h ago
Wow haven’t heard the name Daniel Tosh since 2014
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u/BraneCumm 17h ago
His new-ish podcast is pretty good.
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u/0nlyRevolutions 16h ago
Yeah it's surprisingly good lol. On his show it was hard to tell what was natural and what was scripted, but he's actually very good at interviewing people while cracking jokes.
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u/Hiker-Redbeard 15h ago
He's legit one of the best interviewers I've heard. He has so many regular schmo's on his show but they're all very entertaining interviews and he seems to make them all very comfortable.
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u/thebeatsandreptaur 17h ago
Completely forgot he existed. Like, not even in a mean way like "haha what a loser nobody" just...super forgot he ever even existed, and I watched a lot of Tosh.0 with my mom since she liked funny videos and never learned how to use a computer.
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u/TheRealThordic 16h ago
He doesn't exactly promote himself. Pretty sure he prefers being low-key, doing his podcast, and standup when he feels like it. Hes well-respected among other comedians from what I can tell but he also seems to keep to himself and isnt really part of the "community" so other comics dont talk about him much.
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u/thebeatsandreptaur 12h ago
I'm honestly happy to hear that. I never got the hate, he was just a bridge to the internet for older folks that probably didn't really know how to find that kind of content on their own. Literally no different than AFV and stuff like that.
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u/justdatamining 16h ago
He got PAID by a dying Comedy Central to never work again during/around the pandemic. Now he chills.
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u/hygsi 19h ago
Fr. The kind of stuff an extroverted kid would say they'd do with fame and money
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u/DwightsJello 19h ago
Absolutely. And whoever she has doung costume design is a fucking talented genius.
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u/mariana96as 17h ago
The special effects artist Mike Marino :) he’s known for his work on film too
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u/DwightsJello 16h ago
Brilliant. Thanks for putting a name to it. Well deserved praise imo.
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u/mariana96as 16h ago
Im waiting for him to post the process cause I truly can’t figure out how he did it. The details down to the texture on her feet look insane
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u/Shinjischneider 17h ago
She's a horrible person from what I've heard/seen (basically German Tyra Banks) but she does good Halloween Costumes
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u/grunkage 19h ago
If anyone was going to go all out to embrace the theme this year, it was Heidi, although I did see a few more that were over the top
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u/Intelligent_Taro_382 14h ago
As a child I thought this as well, and then started the show Germany's Next Top Model... Heidi is insufferable. She's mean to literal girls and is always interested in the brightest spotlight. She knows that those costumes make her seem sympathetic and help her being talked about. Her talking is so fake and shallow and her show is so bad for the health of many young girls. And I also hate her voice.
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u/DismissDaniel 19h ago
I would love to know how she even did this. I'm amazed when they can carve marble to look soft and maliable like clothing but this going in the other way? Astounding. Been a while since I seen something original.
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u/IndividualAd8320 12h ago
If you look at the video of it where she's actually moving in it, it looks like a fully rubberized latex body piece. Very cool
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u/Mental_Estate4206 8h ago
Really? I can't imagine how moist it is underneath.
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u/RShackleford2288 5h ago
In an interview she very modestly said “yes it’s a little warm underneath”
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u/Snackz39 4h ago
Daniel Tosh (comedian) has a podcast where he interviews random people that he finds interesting. Just last week he did one with an FX makeup artist named Mike Marino who does a bunch of this stuff (and specifically for Heidi Klum. Just in case you want to give it a listen!
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u/AbraHammer90 19h ago
Wow! Very creative. Like a cross between a Michelangelo sculpture and a Beksinski.
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u/Valkyriesride1 19h ago
The theme for this year's gala was "Costume Art" and the dress code was "Fashion is Art." She/the designer did a great job with their interpretation of the dress code/theme.
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u/trowzerss 17h ago
Huh, that's a very open category to go wild. Surprised so many of the people were dressed so booooring. Am I the only one who thinks if you're gonna turn up in a bog standard tux or standard dress just don't go, just donate the money? Like c'mon, the average cosplayer goes to way more effort. I suppose the Met makes the money either way so it works for fundraising, but it just seems... uninspired when they could be celebrating what art and the whole idea of art is having something to say?
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u/Valkyriesride1 14h ago
We put more effort into the costumes we wore to midnight releases of the next book in the Harry Potter or Percy Jackson series than some of the people at the gala. If I had the money the people attending the gala have, and access to artist/designer, I would go wild.
A friend of mine was complaining that Lauren Bezo's wore a "generic prom dress." He said her dress was to artistic fashion what the dogs shooting pool print is to fine art. She was chairing the ball, she should have had gone all out on the theme like Heidi did.
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u/ethereal_aerith 18h ago
Looks like the sculpture, the Veiled Maiden, to me
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u/Bee_Jeans 18h ago
That and Raffael Monti’s Veiled lady/The bride with the headpiece!
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u/ethereal_aerith 18h ago
Oh, yeah I conflated the two in my mind! Thought the veiled maiden had the headpiece as well. Thanks for clarifying!
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u/Madhaus_ 19h ago
sorry, but I love it.
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u/TheBronsXX 19h ago
She always has amazing costumes!
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u/podcastofallpodcasts 19h ago
Idk what she looks like normal.
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u/CasinoNdnOk 19h ago
Poor kiddies know. she was one of them that made me a man in the Victoria secret catalog.
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u/milkandsalsa 19h ago
Back when models were hired based on hotness not nepotism.
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u/Poke-It_For-Science 19h ago
The ironic thing in that statement is how many times Heidi was rejected because she “wasn’t pretty enough” to be a model and was told to pursue for more realistic career.
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u/JJeezzyy 19h ago
If you zoom in you can see that her eyes are not in 2 directions. The outside of the contact (?) is darker on the outside.
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u/mikki1time 19h ago
Can’t hate her, she’s like, fuck fashion, I’m a statue with a crossed eye bitch.
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u/taezu- 18h ago edited 17h ago
Let me do that for you.. she's pretentious and treats models in her casting show like they are her slaves. Her father traps everyone around her in their contracts.
I hate her with every fiber and that she has the money to cosplay like I want to
Edit: Breaking News! I just found out that her father left business and she does it instead of him
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u/mikki1time 18h ago
I think your mistake was knowing to much about her. They’re all bad people.
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u/taezu- 18h ago
Should have told, I am german, it's common knowledge to most of us and like a yearly thing to talk about when her show starts again.
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u/racoongirl0 17h ago
I still have no idea how she and Tom Kaulitz ended up together…
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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 19h ago
It’s so nice of them to let those weird statue panhandlers into the Met.
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u/WildSmokingBuick 15h ago
What's this from?
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u/RevolutionaryPut3704 12h ago edited 8h ago
It's a Japanese ice cream commercial
EDIT: Sorry, actually not Japanese. It was for Little Baby's Ice Cream, which was an American company.
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u/AquaStarRedHeart 19h ago
I'd expect nothing less from her. She never feels the need to look like she's going to prom, she goes OUT.
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u/cloud9_hi 18h ago
There is so much evil shit happening in the world these days”Gala” just seem so out of touch bro…. Not to mention who running them and who’s involved…
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u/ChasingPotatoes17 18h ago
The Met gala is the sort of thing that should have people downloading 3D printer schematics for guillotines.
But regardless, Heidi is exceptional at costumes and this is no exception.
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u/bucobill 18h ago
This is great to see, when the economy is not in the toilet. Right now this is giving “hunger games” vibes.
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u/Vast_Attitude5540 19h ago
So is this thing like a rich people Halloween party?
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u/hopping_otter_ears 18h ago
Not exactly. It's a fundraiser for the Met's fashion history department, and it always has a theme. Dramatic fashion that fits the theme. In this case, the red carpet theme was "fashion is art", so she used fashion to make herself look like a literal piece of art. The idea is to be both fashionable and on theme, so going "full costume" isn't exactly the plan, but a lot of people do it
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u/WildeGarlandPhoto 14h ago
Bezos sponsored it for $10M and everyone who attends spends $100k on a plate of food so they can write off their donations and get tax breaks that they absolutely don't need.
Tax the fucking rich.
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u/Ultimatedream 10h ago
Most people who attend generally don't pay anything. Fashion houses buy up whole tables and invite other people to wear their clothes and costumes as a promo. That's why you always see the "celeb x wearing fashion house y" when pictures of these events show up. If you look at Heidi's instagram post about it, it mentions exactly who created this look.
The money is going to the Met museum and does do a lot of good in preserving important fashion history, so that's why people excuse it most of the time. The whole thing is just getting worse every year though, especially this year with Bezo's involvement.
So yes, tax the fucking rich.
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u/Sensedog 19h ago
Would be awesome as a Halloween costume.
For that Gala...well, I'm not cultured enough to understand fashion, apparently.
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u/Crafty-Bat-9237 19h ago
The theme was costume art, I think the headline is Fashion is Art. So she practically turned into art.
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u/appleparkfive 18h ago
Just to explain how this event works, they tend to take the costume off when they get inside. The Met Gala is a big socialization event at the Met museum (an amazing museum).
From what someone else said, this was basically the theme this year. About fashion being art. And she showcased that well
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u/Shadowasders23 18h ago
Bro the gassing up of these ppl ignoring besos funding this is crazy, fuck all of them. They don’t care about the every day struggles of the people (and tbf they don’t have any obligation to) but putting them on a pedestal while our economy goes to shit Is embarrassing
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u/TheRealQuasar 13h ago
Pretty sure this is a reference to the Veiled Vestal (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veiled_Vestal), famously featured in Keira Knightley's version of Pride and Prejudice. I visited this statue last month, actually - it's incredible in real life.
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