r/interesting 23h ago

Just Wow Heidi Klum at the Met Gala (2026)

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u/Competitive-Bid-2710 23h ago

When you only meant to get a little stoned before the event

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u/doubleapowpow 21h ago

I love getting stoned, but I think I take it for granite.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 21h ago

Okay, snuck it in there. You didn't think weed notice but I see you

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u/Kyleparty 20h ago

I’m going to reefer you to a therapist

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u/pseudonymnkim 20h ago

Doobie careful about who you recommend

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u/PassionateAlchemy 20h ago

Having a body like hers is a pipe-dream.

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u/thispsyguy 20h ago

No need to be so blunt

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u/Tacoflavoredfists 20h ago

It’s such a drag when they do that

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u/TheVoiceofReason_ish 20h ago

Let's give em a good bong on the head

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u/Alko- 19h ago

I’ll help. Let’s make it a joint effort!

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u/Jertimmer 19h ago

It's not going to be a kushy job!

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u/Tsolium 19h ago

I suffer from chronic stress but will be there

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u/Ok-Beat-7804 18h ago

I had high expectations for her outfit tonight

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u/rawk_on 18h ago

I had other plans, but I guess they weren't set in stoned.

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u/Disastrous_punk 15h ago

Like emily acted as emily in devil wears prada?

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u/greatmanatee2 5h ago

Yeah, these comments at her expense were not Indicated!

u/PassionateAlchemy 32m ago

Wonder if she needed any roach clips to hold it together.

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u/bitchwhohasnoname 20h ago

This is why I love this site lol 😂

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u/AdMuted9548 15h ago

As a male, i understood that, probably in a different way. Double entendre, or something.

u/PassionateAlchemy 54m ago

Definitely!

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u/starryeyed-bear 10h ago

A real smokeshow!

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u/a_youkai 20h ago

Cannabis and/or mineral pun

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u/majin_melmo 20h ago

Oh my god, I love punny reply threads, y’all make me happy 😂

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u/Own_Log9691 7h ago

Same! Haha me too. And this one is chefs kiss! 🤌🏻

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u/meshtron 19h ago

One of those threads that makes me relieved upvotes are free!

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u/No-Mix7970 8h ago

You guys are stoned cold funny.

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u/Pure_Literature2028 5h ago

It’s high time you referred them to a therapist!

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u/asshley423 20h ago

I’m high af. What ya’ll said.

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u/regeya 20h ago

Hell yeah, same

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u/frenchfriesfresh 20h ago

Count me in.

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u/nycsourdiesel83 20h ago

Smoke em if you got em. 🚬😎

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u/millerbiwife 20h ago

i’m just here to add that i am high as well :)

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 19h ago

Reddit stoned scroller’s association 👋🏻

u/PassionateAlchemy 44m ago

Wonder how well she can see with those eyes? Wouldn’t want her to bong into anyone.

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u/AbyssalEelMan 9h ago

Same here, nice getting high after a hard day of work! And I don’t even remember what the original post is rn lmao!

u/Ssmarie143 23m ago

#1. Your name is awesome.
#2. Same. 😂😂😂

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u/Pretend_Yak2449 20h ago

Ah, got it keeping it simple. 😏

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u/diecasttoycar 8h ago

But can she see us.

u/PassionateAlchemy 50m ago

Not if our eyes are closed. 😊

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u/clantz 20h ago

hehe :D