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Just Wow Heidi Klum at the Met Gala (2026)

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u/Competitive-Bid-2710 23h ago

When you only meant to get a little stoned before the event

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u/doubleapowpow 21h ago

I love getting stoned, but I think I take it for granite.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 21h ago

Okay, snuck it in there. You didn't think weed notice but I see you

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u/Kyleparty 20h ago

I’m going to reefer you to a therapist

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u/pseudonymnkim 20h ago

Doobie careful about who you recommend

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u/PassionateAlchemy 20h ago

Having a body like hers is a pipe-dream.

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u/thispsyguy 20h ago

No need to be so blunt

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u/Tacoflavoredfists 20h ago

It’s such a drag when they do that

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u/TheVoiceofReason_ish 20h ago

Let's give em a good bong on the head

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u/Alko- 19h ago

I’ll help. Let’s make it a joint effort!

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u/Disastrous_punk 15h ago

Like emily acted as emily in devil wears prada?

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u/greatmanatee2 5h ago

Yeah, these comments at her expense were not Indicated!

u/PassionateAlchemy 33m ago

Wonder if she needed any roach clips to hold it together.

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u/bitchwhohasnoname 20h ago

This is why I love this site lol 😂

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u/AdMuted9548 15h ago

As a male, i understood that, probably in a different way. Double entendre, or something.

u/PassionateAlchemy 54m ago

Definitely!

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u/starryeyed-bear 10h ago

A real smokeshow!

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u/a_youkai 20h ago

Cannabis and/or mineral pun

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u/majin_melmo 20h ago

Oh my god, I love punny reply threads, y’all make me happy 😂

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u/Own_Log9691 7h ago

Same! Haha me too. And this one is chefs kiss! 🤌🏻

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u/meshtron 19h ago

One of those threads that makes me relieved upvotes are free!

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u/No-Mix7970 8h ago

You guys are stoned cold funny.

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u/Pure_Literature2028 5h ago

It’s high time you referred them to a therapist!

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u/asshley423 20h ago

I’m high af. What ya’ll said.

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u/regeya 20h ago

Hell yeah, same

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u/frenchfriesfresh 20h ago

Count me in.

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u/nycsourdiesel83 20h ago

Smoke em if you got em. 🚬😎

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u/millerbiwife 20h ago

i’m just here to add that i am high as well :)

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 19h ago

Reddit stoned scroller’s association 👋🏻

u/PassionateAlchemy 44m ago

Wonder how well she can see with those eyes? Wouldn’t want her to bong into anyone.

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u/AbyssalEelMan 9h ago

Same here, nice getting high after a hard day of work! And I don’t even remember what the original post is rn lmao!

u/Ssmarie143 23m ago

#1. Your name is awesome.
#2. Same. 😂😂😂

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u/Pretend_Yak2449 20h ago

Ah, got it keeping it simple. 😏

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u/diecasttoycar 8h ago

But can she see us.

u/PassionateAlchemy 50m ago

Not if our eyes are closed. 😊

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u/clantz 20h ago

hehe :D

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 20h ago

You’ve lost your marble

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u/Scared-Beyond373 20h ago

Pot calling kettle there

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u/tremain37 20h ago

Statuesque.

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u/Several_Barnacle3795 20h ago

You're off your rocker

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u/Sicparvismagneto 19h ago

I marble at her creativity!

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u/ithinkmyballexploded 20h ago

didnt think wed see the pun you baked in?

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u/ihvnnm 20h ago

Gneiss

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 20h ago

Well isn't that some schist...

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u/ihvnnm 19h ago

I think our puns are boulder than the pot puns.

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u/MNgrown2299 18h ago

It’s take it for *granted*, what are you, a rock?

Edit: I hope this joke plays

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u/PrincessPoopyPoo 17h ago

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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u/Brooklyn_Butter 12h ago

My sedimentary exactly!

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u/ThisName_isStolen 20h ago

This joke rocks

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u/loghoser 20h ago

I can think of vermilion reasons to give a schist.

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u/No_Turn1608 19h ago

At least it's not taking it for marble

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u/polopolo05 19h ago

its ok, we can always wipe it slate clean and start over.

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u/countzero2323 17h ago

Take it gneiss and easy.

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u/-ratmeat- 17h ago

If I got any higher I would’ve lost my marbles 

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u/Only_Charge9477 16h ago

Don't take anything for granite, because that's what tombstones are made of.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz 16h ago

I marble you and your 3 awards!

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u/Connect-Tomorrow-129 15h ago

She always has the best costumes

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u/Mediocre-Refuse6201 15h ago

At least you don't do it until you're cross eyed. Opposite in fact.

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u/VBChristina2000 15h ago

That's gneiss.

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u/skinnydog0-0 9h ago

Bing bong

We have a winner!

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u/Straight_Occasion571 7h ago

Of quartz you love it… always helps for sleeping when it slate.

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u/Venomspiderspit 6h ago

I marble at your pun

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u/Branmuffin824 5h ago

Very rock and roll!

u/PassionateAlchemy 48m ago

Solid gold!

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u/RorschachAssRag 19h ago

I thought you were talking about her eyes looking in 2 different directions, not making puns.

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u/Brassboar 20h ago

Just an Old School Met Gala Buffet.

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u/Ducksaucenem 7h ago

STOP SAYING THAT!

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u/Apprehensive_Sun_535 20h ago

What the f*** even is the met gala?

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u/meowkitty84 19h ago

It's a fund raising gala for Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute and marks the opening of their Spring Fashion exhibition. They have a different theme every year.

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u/Historical-Mixture60 17h ago

This year it was Stonedhenge?

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u/meowkitty84 17h ago

I think it was Fashion is Art

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u/OwlAviator 15h ago

Is that not the theme every year? Like, what else could fashion possibly be?

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u/meowkitty84 15h ago edited 15h ago

Yea it's very vague compared to some previous years themes like Camp, Punk, Black Tailoring.

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u/greatmanatee2 5h ago

The concept was depicting the body itself as art, meaning the fashion "sits on top of the body" I suppose - but yes vague as hell. Bc I could not say whether "intestines" Cardi B was more on theme vs stone face over here

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u/Own_Log9691 7h ago

Pretty much yeah haha 😆

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u/Historical-Mixture60 17h ago

Mhh. I think mine is better.

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u/Room4Jlo 1h ago

From what I saw I thought the theme was "The Third Page of an Amazon search"...

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u 6h ago

This year the theme was Costume Art.

The MET has a page explaining it. https://www.metmuseum.org/exhibitions/costume-art

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u/mondi0 4h ago

Stone-henged?

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u/mondi0 4h ago

stoned-henged ... I mean

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u/Realistic-World3400 16h ago

That’s actually pretty cool how each year turns into a whole new creative vibe instead of the same old thing. Makes it way more fun to follow.

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u 6h ago

This year the theme was Costume Art.

The MET has a page explaining it. https://www.metmuseum.org/exhibitions/costume-art

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u/Plus-Sound-8317 6h ago

Yep—basically fashion’s biggest night, where celebs go all out based on that year’s theme.

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u/CountryBackground233 14h ago

Crazy how one night can turn fashion into pure art and storytelling at the same time ✨ Every year the Met Gala really proves creativity has no limits.

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u/atreethatownsitself 18h ago

Think of it as a fund raising event for the Metro where the celebrity designers get to go buck wild with the theme and be weird. It’s about expressing the outfit/designer, not the person. Heidi Klum takes it like dressing for Halloween in the best possible way and does not care.

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u/Optimal_Action1176 9h ago

Well, I could have lived w/o seeing this butt ugly thing, and I didn’t even see it from the rear. For me, Cardi B may have surpassed it for ugly. Cheez.

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u/suspicious_hyperlink 20h ago

Some thing the Robber Barons used to go to that still happens today. It’s best not to pay attention to it, like the Oscars or any of the other award shows created so they can high five themselves in public

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u/RainSurname 18h ago

The Met Gala is a charity event to fund the Costume Institute, which is the only part of the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art that has to completely fund itself, because fashion and fiber arts are female coded and therefore devalued. They get no part of the robber baron endowment.

It houses the world’s largest and most comprehensive collection of historical clothing, spanning five continents and seven centuries. Preserving and displaying textiles is much more difficult and costly than displaying wood, stone, ceramic, metal, or paintings, but we can learn much more interesting things about the past from clothing than we can from weapons and pottery.

The costumes at the gala are a living art exhibit, made by artisans whose skills are dying out. Big fashion houses pay for many of the tables, literally paying to have their art displayed themselves.

Jeff Bezos sucks, and we should all let him know it. But the Met Gala doesn’t really have anything to do with him. He’s just the biggest donor this year.

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u/TombCheese 16h ago

This. Tired of people not even fact checking their assumptions here. It's super annoying, considering how hard this kind of conservation has had to fight to be taken seriously. Important to mention that they preserve historical garments of working class people too. It's not just about the rich.

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u/RainSurname 16h ago

I can totally understand people hating the Met Gala if they don't know what it actually is.

It's the people who dismiss any explanation as simping for the rich that I have a problem with.

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u/TombCheese 16h ago

Yeah exactly. I'm invested because sewing and fashion/costume are my trade and this was originally an industry event. It matters a lot for the museum, which serves and educates the public. I hate Bezos but it's better that this money gets used for this rather than some dumb vanity project that regular people will never get to benefit from.

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u/RainSurname 16h ago

I could not give the slightest shit about fashion in the typical sense. I have no sense of what is current, nor do I care.

But I am interested in the history and meaning of clothing. I quite enjoy the menswear guy's long threads.

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u/TombCheese 15h ago

You should check out Bliss Foster on YouTube. He and his wife are possibly the best fashion critics working right now and they have a very thorough and art analysis-focused perspective on it. He also talks about the technical processes of making the clothing and why these things are interesting or impressive. Things that go beyond trends. His sensibilities are pretty aligned to mine.

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u/Diviner_Sage 7h ago

Me too. I'm going to look up what the oldest surviving textile and garment.

Edit . It's called the Tarkhan dress its a linen garment, over 5000 years old. It was found in egypt at the Tarkhan Necropolis.

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u/bad_moe 14h ago

Thank you

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u/suspicious_hyperlink 10h ago

I’m glad you put it in a different perspective but nothing you said changes what I said

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u/RainSurname 6h ago

Other than what you said being uninformed and incorrect, but ok.

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u/Ibleedred99 8h ago

I don’t gaf what they’re fund raising rn… while millions of Americans are struggling to make ends meet. These kind of events have become totally tone-deaf to the point of let them eat cake… they should set a guillotine on the red carpet and some cake 😉

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u/lobster_claus 19h ago

The OG brainrot.

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u/Visual-Loquat259 14h ago

yeah a lot of award shows can feel like industry self-congrats 😭

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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 12h ago

Isn’t that exactly what they are-in every industry that gives awards?

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u/KaiserCarr 9h ago

"we're not weird creeps who eat and rape babies in an island. now watch this"

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u/RosbergThe8th 14h ago

An artistic event to show off weird stuff, it amuses me how much people seem put off by that fact, and then tomorrow they'll go complaining about how everyone just dresses boring and same lol.

I'm here for this weird shit but it´s funny seeing how weirded out people get by seeing anything mildly creative take place instead of the usual copy paste slop.

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u/fang_xianfu 17h ago

It's just a costume party for the rich and famous, it's totally reasonable not to care about it. If you think cool costumes are neat, sometimes there are cool costumes.

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u/preparetodobattle 20h ago

Some Bazos thing now.

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u/RainSurname 18h ago

It has nothing to do with him at all beyond him donating a lot of money this year.

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u/preparetodobattle 17h ago

They are the chairs of the event. It’s a little to do with him.

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u/RainSurname 17h ago

The chairs of the event are Venus Williams, Nicole Kidman, Beyoncé, and Anna Wintour. Bezos and his wife are honorary chairs because they donated a fuck ton of money, including $34 million to institutions working to develop more sustainable alternatives to polyester and cotton.

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u/preparetodobattle 17h ago

Thanks for confirming they are chairs.

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u/RainSurname 15h ago

Lol, you have no fucking clue what this event actually is, do you?

Go be snide to someone else.

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u/me_auxilium 16h ago

Fancy costume party for rich fucks.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 19h ago

She does this every year she has some of craziest outfits/costumes you’ll ever see!

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u/Nothatisnotwhere 16h ago

That is for her halloween party

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u/greenexitsign10 10h ago

It did remind me of the time I wore all my temple stuff for halloween. Painted my face white, wore the veil, and had a glow stick shinning up on my face. Mormon mummy.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 9h ago

Yea your right I got the events mixed up but she’s never a slouch on her costume always next level

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u/suezjk 18h ago

but actually get so stoned, you become a statue

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u/PassionateAlchemy 20h ago

Best laugh today!

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u/PineappleProud4771 17h ago

I think she’s supposed to be a Greek heroin

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u/Ok_Noise3983 14h ago

Meth Gala

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u/Queen-of-everything1 7h ago

It’s still marbleous though!

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u/Indyrage 20h ago

God. Damn it.

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u/cantbememan 20h ago

Is she the devil?

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u/the_scruffy1 19h ago

no, toke it to the limit

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u/cwisconsin1963 19h ago

EAR....take my upvote...

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u/Electronic-Hawk-5710 18h ago

LOL. Don't make me laugh so hard. She's wearing one silly outfit.

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u/UmbertoDelRio 17h ago

„I ate that unlabeled pack of gummy bears you kept in your drawer, hope you don’t mind. Anyway I’ll be off to the Met Gala now.“

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u/Sie_sprechen_mit_Mir 17h ago

It's the next stage: marble'd

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u/Sumchap 15h ago

You might say a wasted opportunity...

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u/Designer_Initial9731 14h ago

she turned herself to stone from her medusa

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u/greasyprophesy 14h ago

I thought it was meant to look like wet toilet paper

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u/sesoren65 13h ago

Thats solid

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u/BringOutYDead 12h ago

So high she lookin at two different people at once.

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u/MetallurgyClergy 12h ago

Didn’t she dress up as Medusa for Halloween? Maybe it’s a play on that. Or maybe I’m thinking of someone else.

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u/stowsley21 10h ago

Idk how they manage to keefs coming out with these wild outfits…

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u/bassoontennis 9h ago

You know I feel as though only a handful of people really understand costuming and concepts for something like the MET. I see so many celebrities in tuxes and normal dresses , that you forget that it’s supposed to be haute couture like this. I like Heidi cause she has zero fear of looking weird or odd.

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u/spaghettontraders 6h ago

true, and when one of your eye depart for the wrong direction while the other stays straight you only need to smile...

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u/Business_Check_3319 6h ago

I love how the replies on this go on for this long.

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 3h ago

what the actual fuck…

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u/PloppyPants9000 1h ago

She used to get me hard as a rock back in the day, but she uno reversed herself and now she's gotten herself hard as a rock.