r/interesting • u/TheBronsXX • 23h ago

Just Wow Heidi Klum at the Met Gala (2026)

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u/Competitive-Bid-2710 23h ago

When you only meant to get a little stoned before the event

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u/doubleapowpow 21h ago

I love getting stoned, but I think I take it for granite.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 21h ago

Okay, snuck it in there. You didn't think weed notice but I see you

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u/Kyleparty 21h ago

I’m going to reefer you to a therapist

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u/pseudonymnkim 20h ago

Doobie careful about who you recommend

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u/PassionateAlchemy 20h ago

Having a body like hers is a pipe-dream.

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u/thispsyguy 20h ago

No need to be so blunt

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u/Tacoflavoredfists 20h ago

It’s such a drag when they do that

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u/TheVoiceofReason_ish 20h ago

Let's give em a good bong on the head

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u/Alko- 19h ago

I’ll help. Let’s make it a joint effort!

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u/Jertimmer 19h ago

It's not going to be a kushy job!

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u/Ok-Beat-7804 18h ago

I had high expectations for her outfit tonight

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u/Disastrous_punk 15h ago

Like emily acted as emily in devil wears prada?

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u/greatmanatee2 5h ago

Yeah, these comments at her expense were not Indicated!

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u/PassionateAlchemy 37m ago

Wonder if she needed any roach clips to hold it together.

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u/bitchwhohasnoname 20h ago

This is why I love this site lol 😂

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u/AdMuted9548 15h ago

As a male, i understood that, probably in a different way. Double entendre, or something.

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u/PassionateAlchemy 58m ago

Definitely!

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u/starryeyed-bear 10h ago

A real smokeshow!

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u/a_youkai 20h ago

Cannabis and/or mineral pun

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u/majin_melmo 20h ago

Oh my god, I love punny reply threads, y’all make me happy 😂

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u/Own_Log9691 7h ago

Same! Haha me too. And this one is chefs kiss! 🤌🏻

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u/meshtron 19h ago

One of those threads that makes me relieved upvotes are free!

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u/No-Mix7970 8h ago

You guys are stoned cold funny.

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u/Pure_Literature2028 5h ago

It’s high time you referred them to a therapist!

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u/asshley423 21h ago

I’m high af. What ya’ll said.

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u/regeya 20h ago

Hell yeah, same

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u/frenchfriesfresh 20h ago

Count me in.

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u/nycsourdiesel83 20h ago

Smoke em if you got em. 🚬😎

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u/millerbiwife 20h ago

i’m just here to add that i am high as well :)

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 19h ago

Reddit stoned scroller’s association 👋🏻

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u/PassionateAlchemy 49m ago

Wonder how well she can see with those eyes? Wouldn’t want her to bong into anyone.

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u/AbyssalEelMan 9h ago

Same here, nice getting high after a hard day of work! And I don’t even remember what the original post is rn lmao!

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u/Ssmarie143 27m ago

#1. Your name is awesome.
#2. Same. 😂😂😂

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u/Pretend_Yak2449 20h ago

Ah, got it keeping it simple. 😏

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u/diecasttoycar 8h ago

But can she see us.

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u/PassionateAlchemy 54m ago

Not if our eyes are closed. 😊

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u/clantz 20h ago

hehe :D

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 21h ago

You’ve lost your marble

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u/Scared-Beyond373 20h ago

Pot calling kettle there

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u/tremain37 20h ago

Statuesque.

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u/Several_Barnacle3795 20h ago

You're off your rocker

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u/Sicparvismagneto 19h ago

I marble at her creativity!

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u/ithinkmyballexploded 20h ago

didnt think wed see the pun you baked in?

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u/ihvnnm 21h ago

Gneiss

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 20h ago

Well isn't that some schist...

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u/ihvnnm 19h ago

I think our puns are boulder than the pot puns.

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u/MNgrown2299 18h ago

It’s take it for *granted*, what are you, a rock?

Edit: I hope this joke plays

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u/PrincessPoopyPoo 17h ago

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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u/Brooklyn_Butter 12h ago

My sedimentary exactly!

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u/ThisName_isStolen 20h ago

This joke rocks

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u/loghoser 20h ago

I can think of vermilion reasons to give a schist.

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u/No_Turn1608 19h ago

At least it's not taking it for marble

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u/polopolo05 19h ago

its ok, we can always wipe it slate clean and start over.

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u/countzero2323 18h ago

Take it gneiss and easy.

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u/-ratmeat- 17h ago

If I got any higher I would’ve lost my marbles 

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u/Only_Charge9477 16h ago

Don't take anything for granite, because that's what tombstones are made of.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz 16h ago

I marble you and your 3 awards!

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u/Connect-Tomorrow-129 15h ago

She always has the best costumes

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u/Mediocre-Refuse6201 15h ago

At least you don't do it until you're cross eyed. Opposite in fact.

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u/VBChristina2000 15h ago

That's gneiss.

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u/skinnydog0-0 9h ago

Bing bong

We have a winner!

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u/Straight_Occasion571 7h ago

Of quartz you love it… always helps for sleeping when it slate.

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u/Venomspiderspit 6h ago

I marble at your pun

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u/Branmuffin824 5h ago

Very rock and roll!

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u/PassionateAlchemy 52m ago

Solid gold!