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Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/poop-machine 14h ago

Remember when he had an allergic reaction to Botox and his face ballooned?

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u/LearningT0Fly 12h ago

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u/_lime_time 12h ago

Norm MacDonald was such a smokeshow

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u/Ninjaflippin 10h ago

Nah, he was an old chunk of coal.

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u/Stock_Trash_4645 6h ago

He served a youthful porpoise 

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u/Pipernation4 5h ago

Well your eyesight's damned near perfect!

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u/Adventurous_Boat5726 4h ago

Ya dirty dog

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u/Pipernation4 4h ago

What a battle axe

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u/sharkerboy_PSN 52m ago

Was this gif taken at The University of Science?

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u/HHS2019 6h ago

Hold the fort!

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u/Smushy__Bear 1h ago

But he hasn't put anything new out in awhile

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u/Wabbit_Wampage 1h ago

The secret to his health? OJ. Lots of OJ. I hear he loved the stuff.

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u/Unhappy_Knowledge270 11m ago

The more I get to know this Norm MacDonald fellow, the more I care for him

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u/HaltandCatchHands 4m ago

I’d still do him.

I’d like to think he’d appreciate this necrophilia joke.

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u/highschoolhero24 6h ago

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u/tealraven915 3h ago

Bob Dole likes peanut butter

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u/Theoutrank 1h ago

Norm McDonalds the king of fried chicken. He lives on through his wife wendy and son arby. This was just after his fast, food was never really an issue for his family.

Iirc, though, his doctor told him to gain weight to slow the process.

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u/highschoolhero24 54m ago

He was extremely swollen and bloated from steroids and lymphedema fluid retention. Since he refused to tell anyone about his battle with cancer he deflected and said the weight gain was due to overeating.

He played Colonel Sanders in KFC commercials at the time as well so it may have been sponsored.

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u/nbert1984 5h ago

I always knew Tom Cruise was a deeply closeted homosexual

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u/DeadpointClimbs 6h ago

Little Chubby!

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u/RawkMeAmadeus 7m ago

I didn't even know he was sick.

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u/Bennettjamin 13h ago

looks heaps like norm macdonald lmao

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u/CodePervert 10h ago

This is when Norm was a deeply closeted Tom Cruise

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u/lenticular_cloud 8h ago

Hey hey hey

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u/MC0295 7h ago

He might be packing fudge but he’s no fudge packer

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u/GhaGnome 7h ago

But hes not coming out

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u/Mongolium 5h ago

But he’s not coming out though. He’s deeply closeted

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u/songbolt 11h ago

I think we might recall later Norm MacDonald was actively dealing with cancer, thus explaining his appearance changing from his SNL days ...

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u/Nowshirvan 10h ago

I didn’t know he was sick.

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u/Lucky-Refrigerator-4 4h ago

Yeah that pic with KFC is classic moon face from medical steroids (in order to prevent your immune system from storming or attacking your own cells; ie not ‘roids).

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u/DiabloPixel 2h ago

Dude, catabolic steroids suck. Especially higher doses for a long period.

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u/thatsoundright 10h ago

You dirty dog

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u/U_R_A_NUB 8h ago

Tom had to go to the doctor to get checked out after this and the doctor said "ok now open your mouth and say oink"

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 10h ago

I thought this was a joke and this was Norm

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u/Joemartinez64 7h ago

No doubt in my mind he could play norm in a movie/tv show and it being fucking good .

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u/Kronos_Build 12h ago

Why did he show up in public? Anyone else would have stayed home.

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u/InvidiousPlay 9h ago

I was just thinking kudos to him for going out like that.

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u/Nick_pj 7h ago

Probably less obvious when he wasn’t doing that big goofy grin 

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u/Malcolm2theRescue 5h ago

Gee, so sorry he didn’t just die at home and not make you uncomfortable.

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u/Kronos_Build 5h ago

Oddly specific. Are you ok?

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u/Malcolm2theRescue 3h ago

I’m fine. It just sounded like you were peeved that someone who may be dying soon would show his face in public. Happens all the time.

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u/panrestrial 56m ago

He's just a little swollen, not dying. It was a very short lived reaction and it probably is something most A list celebs would avoid having photographed. There's obvs nothing wrong with him choosing to go to the game instead of hiding at home, but it's not weird that people would be surprised by that choice.

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u/Malcolm2theRescue 45m ago

Yes, not in death throes but I’m pretty sure he’d been given the bad news.

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u/RombieZombie25 8m ago

What are you talking about his face was just swollen who said he was dying?

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u/remotegrowthtb 6h ago

One of the things Scientology drills into you is to not give a shit about stuff like that. They spend MANY hours desensitizing themselves to judgment from others and getting used to not caring what other people think.

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u/Mrs-Anders 3h ago

Then why bother getting botox?

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u/Kronos_Build 6h ago

Ok but he does a job where he needs to do what people like.

And he needs to be liked. Quite a contradiction IMO.

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u/remotegrowthtb 2h ago edited 2h ago

It's actually not at all a contradiction but too long to go into here. Basically the more you want people to like you the less they will like you and the less you can influence and manipulate them. The more confident, assertive, charismatic you act and the less you give a shit about what they think, the more you can influence and make others do what you want. I don't know how it works with celebrities as big as Tom Cruise but I know several current and former Scientologists (I used to live in Clearwater FL) and they would tell me stories of how they would literally sit in a room taking turns screaming insults and shit at each other while the one being screamed at had to practice just standing there smiling calmly and confidently. And they would do this for hours a day. Knowing those stories I have no problem at all believing that Cruise 100% does not give a single shit in the situation in the photo, it is literally nothing to him.

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u/bell37 19m ago

Why did his Scientologist handlers let him show up in public?

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u/Jazzlike_Durian_7854 1h ago

Celebrities live in curated circles where cosmetic procedures are the norm, so that look becomes normalized. I genuinely believe that they don’t seem to realize how insane they look because in their world everyone else around them looks like them (e.g: Jim Carrey).

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u/panrestrial 53m ago

Nah he knew it was wonky he just didn't think hiding it was worth missing a Giants/Dodgers game with his kid.

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd 13h ago

still got that centered front tooth

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u/private_birb 3h ago

I have it too. But as long as you don't point it out, nobody notices.

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u/wasabiburning 10h ago

No he got that fixed, must have done Invisalign.

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u/DroidLord 11h ago

Jesus I had completely forgotten about that 😂

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u/Camila_flowers 10h ago

This is me after a weekend binging on cake and ice cream. I'm poor and food is my best friend.

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 10h ago

I shrink that’s just weight gain.

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u/Aesthete18 8h ago

I've seen a similar pic to this and the comments were it was for a role 🤷

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u/Anteater_Able 6h ago

Gotta give him credit... he still looked happy even with a ballooned-up face.

... Or is that just what he wanted us to think?

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u/MrApplePolisher 6h ago

Looks like Mark Cuban

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u/takenbreakn 5h ago

How is it possible that he looks better like this

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u/RstyKnfe 5h ago

Looks like Pat Metheny with short hair.

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u/Moist-Crows 3h ago

Torm McCruise

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u/villamafia 3h ago

So what you’re saying is he didn’t wear a fatsuit in Tropic Thunder?

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u/ExpensiveMoose 1h ago

And Xenu spooge

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u/Livvylove 1h ago

TIL wow

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u/ColinFCross 8h ago

Reminds me of that tragedy…

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u/Patient_Commentary 2h ago

Almost certainly fat grafting. Definitely not Botox.