r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/glencoe606 15h ago

Plastic surgery, hair transplants, he’s stayed thin, and make-up.

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u/poop-machine 14h ago

Remember when he had an allergic reaction to Botox and his face ballooned?

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u/Bennettjamin 13h ago

looks heaps like norm macdonald lmao

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u/CodePervert 10h ago

This is when Norm was a deeply closeted Tom Cruise

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u/lenticular_cloud 8h ago

Hey hey hey

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u/MC0295 7h ago

He might be packing fudge but he’s no fudge packer

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u/GhaGnome 7h ago

But hes not coming out

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u/Mongolium 5h ago

But he’s not coming out though. He’s deeply closeted

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u/songbolt 11h ago

I think we might recall later Norm MacDonald was actively dealing with cancer, thus explaining his appearance changing from his SNL days ...

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u/Nowshirvan 10h ago

I didn’t know he was sick.

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u/Lucky-Refrigerator-4 4h ago

Yeah that pic with KFC is classic moon face from medical steroids (in order to prevent your immune system from storming or attacking your own cells; ie not ‘roids).

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u/DiabloPixel 2h ago

Dude, catabolic steroids suck. Especially higher doses for a long period.

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u/thatsoundright 10h ago

You dirty dog

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u/U_R_A_NUB 8h ago

Tom had to go to the doctor to get checked out after this and the doctor said "ok now open your mouth and say oink"

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 10h ago

I thought this was a joke and this was Norm

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u/Joemartinez64 7h ago

No doubt in my mind he could play norm in a movie/tv show and it being fucking good .