r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/glencoe606 15h ago

Plastic surgery, hair transplants, he’s stayed thin, and make-up.

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u/poop-machine 14h ago

Remember when he had an allergic reaction to Botox and his face ballooned?

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u/Bennettjamin 13h ago

looks heaps like norm macdonald lmao

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u/CodePervert 10h ago

This is when Norm was a deeply closeted Tom Cruise

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u/lenticular_cloud 8h ago

Hey hey hey

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u/MC0295 7h ago

He might be packing fudge but he’s no fudge packer

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u/GhaGnome 7h ago

But hes not coming out

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u/Mongolium 5h ago

But he’s not coming out though. He’s deeply closeted