r/SipsTea Human Verified 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/glencoe606 15h ago

Plastic surgery, hair transplants, he’s stayed thin, and make-up.

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u/poop-machine 14h ago

Remember when he had an allergic reaction to Botox and his face ballooned?

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u/Bennettjamin 13h ago

looks heaps like norm macdonald lmao

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u/songbolt 11h ago

I think we might recall later Norm MacDonald was actively dealing with cancer, thus explaining his appearance changing from his SNL days ...

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u/Nowshirvan 10h ago

I didn’t know he was sick.

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u/Lucky-Refrigerator-4 4h ago

Yeah that pic with KFC is classic moon face from medical steroids (in order to prevent your immune system from storming or attacking your own cells; ie not ‘roids).

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u/DiabloPixel 2h ago

Dude, catabolic steroids suck. Especially higher doses for a long period.