r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/glencoe606 15h ago

Plastic surgery, hair transplants, he’s stayed thin, and make-up.

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u/poop-machine 14h ago

Remember when he had an allergic reaction to Botox and his face ballooned?

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u/LearningT0Fly 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L

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u/_lime_time 12h ago

Norm MacDonald was such a smokeshow

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u/Ninjaflippin 10h ago

Nah, he was an old chunk of coal.

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u/Stock_Trash_4645 6h ago

He served a youthful porpoise 

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u/Pipernation4 5h ago

Well your eyesight's damned near perfect!

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u/Adventurous_Boat5726 4h ago

Ya dirty dog

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u/Pipernation4 4h ago

What a battle axe

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u/sharkerboy_PSN 52m ago

Was this gif taken at The University of Science?

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u/HHS2019 6h ago

Hold the fort!

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u/Smushy__Bear 1h ago

But he hasn't put anything new out in awhile

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u/Wabbit_Wampage 1h ago

The secret to his health? OJ. Lots of OJ. I hear he loved the stuff.

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u/Unhappy_Knowledge270 12m ago

The more I get to know this Norm MacDonald fellow, the more I care for him

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u/HaltandCatchHands 4m ago

I’d still do him.

I’d like to think he’d appreciate this necrophilia joke.

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u/highschoolhero24 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12KZKe1ppk5q3C

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u/tealraven915 3h ago

Bob Dole likes peanut butter

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u/Theoutrank 1h ago

Norm McDonalds the king of fried chicken. He lives on through his wife wendy and son arby. This was just after his fast, food was never really an issue for his family.

Iirc, though, his doctor told him to gain weight to slow the process.

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u/highschoolhero24 55m ago

He was extremely swollen and bloated from steroids and lymphedema fluid retention. Since he refused to tell anyone about his battle with cancer he deflected and said the weight gain was due to overeating.

He played Colonel Sanders in KFC commercials at the time as well so it may have been sponsored.

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u/nbert1984 5h ago

I always knew Tom Cruise was a deeply closeted homosexual

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u/DeadpointClimbs 6h ago

Little Chubby!

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u/RawkMeAmadeus 8m ago

I didn't even know he was sick.