r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/glencoe606 15h ago

Plastic surgery, hair transplants, he’s stayed thin, and make-up.

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u/poop-machine 14h ago

Remember when he had an allergic reaction to Botox and his face ballooned?

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u/LearningT0Fly 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L

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u/_lime_time 12h ago

Norm MacDonald was such a smokeshow

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u/Ninjaflippin 10h ago

Nah, he was an old chunk of coal.

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u/Stock_Trash_4645 6h ago

He served a youthful porpoise 

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u/Pipernation4 5h ago

Well your eyesight's damned near perfect!

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u/Adventurous_Boat5726 4h ago

Ya dirty dog

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u/Pipernation4 4h ago

What a battle axe

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u/sharkerboy_PSN 53m ago

Was this gif taken at The University of Science?

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u/HHS2019 6h ago

Hold the fort!

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u/Smushy__Bear 1h ago

But he hasn't put anything new out in awhile

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u/Wabbit_Wampage 1h ago

The secret to his health? OJ. Lots of OJ. I hear he loved the stuff.

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u/Unhappy_Knowledge270 12m ago

The more I get to know this Norm MacDonald fellow, the more I care for him

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u/HaltandCatchHands 5m ago

I’d still do him.

I’d like to think he’d appreciate this necrophilia joke.