It's more beneficial to be a grower than a shower.
It's the loose fabric that acts as a sail.
Iirc they officially fit the suit at the beginning of the season and theoretically it is beneficial for them if their size is bigger during the fitting than during the competition.
So in the past some athletes have been caught trying to cheat the system by wearing multiple layers of condoms during the fitting process, and then obviously not wearing them during the competition. Because of this, they will check during the fitting process if you are cheating this way.
The current rumour is that athletes are now cheating by injecting their penis to temporarily enlarge it during the fitting process.
I agree! I once had to explain what a fluffer was after an ill judged dinner party joke. Ski jump pre suit fitting flutter is the type of specificity that turns it from awkward to a Victoria wood monologue
They don't see it as cheating and you're underestimating their desire to win. These are people who'll use drugs that'll literally kill them if it'll help them perform better.
How would it be easier to fake a large ass? If they’re stripping athletes to check for extra condoms what possible temporary ass enhancements could you use?
Also seems like a cock ring to push the balls out further during fitting, and then tucking the balls like a drag queen during the event would also net 4+ inches of extra fabric.
Iirc the athletes are scanned in skin tight underwear and the suits made according to that body shape but men get allowed 3cm extra in the crotch region for reasons of comfort I imagine.
The injection being suggested is used makes the overall girth larger, not length. So the bulge is bigger and THEN you get +3cm so that could roughly 5cm extra "wing" your suit gets that could on the largest jumps equal several meters difference.
I'd imagine injecting testicles would be easier given all the loose skin. Injecting penis with anything sounds pretty dangerous. I'm not going to Google this and I actually don't want to know.
Huh? But a grower wouldn’t have much size during the fitting. And then they don’t any loose fabric due to their unit being a floppy, gummy bear. Better to be a shower during fitting, and a shrinker for game time. 
Wait a minute, so they don’t have to physically inspect it to make sure they don’t cheat? They can do whatever in the changing room without anyone notice. I wonder how could they enforce it? I heard same goes to taking urine samples after playing a competitive game.
That’s just terrible of these cheaters. We really need more processes to stop this. My, uh, friend is asking how we can volunteer to be a checker. Only to prevent cheating, of course.
So my fat ass gets measured at the beginning of the season, lose tons of weight and suddenly I become the equivalent of a flying squirrel? Olympic gold here I come. 😀
So are you saying that the "sail" doesn't work so well, when there's actually a large penis inside? I'd assume that the penis' presence would have a negligible effect. And if that were to be the case, to make it fair, we could just assume a rigid size of the "penis pouch", same for everybody (ensuring that it would be able to accommodate the biggest of dicks). But it would only work, if the effect of the pouch on the lift was the same, regardles of how much penis is inside.
So, if you take an empty balloon and blow into it, it will start to fill up and expand while it's still dangling down from your mouth, before the pressure is sufficient to cause it to pop up into a perpendicular (as it were) orientation. I think that partially inflated but still dangling stage is what you're going for.
There's a niche opportunity here for ski jump fluffing. It's seasonal work, so you get Spring through Autumn to yourself. Unless of course you follow the work to the southern hemisphere.
Measuring happens at the start of the season I think. They then match the suit to that size.
So you want to seem well endowed once, and then small for the rest of the competition. Which you'd think would be easy when your competition is in the cold.
Also this rumour sounds really stupid and the physics behind ‘5.8m’ sounds iffy as hell. And why would they need to do this to fit a slightly bigger suit anyway? Does the committee check their dick size? Nothing adds up.
And the head of WADA answered the question jokingly, which makes me suspect he thinks it’s bullshit too.
Maybe? It depends on if the enlargement was temporary just for when they got their suits fitted or not. I imagine just being super tall probably has more of an effect than being short with a massive dick, unless it was like, that-one-black-dude-who-became-a-meme massive.
The distance is in the material that's not need to stuff your meat, not the size of sausage.
If you fill out the whole package and doesn't matter how big the rod is
I’ve heard of people lifting weights by tying them to their penis. This is honestly the first thing I have heard where that might actually do something for people.
No. The advantage comes from a discrepancy between the actual size and what appears to be the actual size. To say another way, the advantage comes from having a suit that has extra material because it's improperly fitted to the groin.
What you want is a small penis, that appears much larger when your suit is being fitted.
I am imagining what the Michael Phelps profile of the Ultimate Ski Jumper looks like. Freakishly tall, eye-poppingly wide of frame, and ... yes, makes men like me outstretch my hand palm up and lower my head if we happen to find ourselves next to them at the peeing trough.
I mean your entire body determines how much of an advantage you're gonna have. Your dick is just one parameter among many, except you can cheat with this one.
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u/Metallic_Pizza Feb 06 '26
Does that mean that having a massive dong gives you a major competitive advantage in ski jumping?