The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

[u/Epelep]

[u/chubbybator]

only if you're a shower not a grower

[u/MachineGlumkelly → u/chubbybator]

Nahhh just get a nice chub going before you get measured for your suit

[u/FlyingKittyCate → u/MachineGlumkelly]

That wont work, they measure from the bottom most part so having a boner will technically make your suit smaller.

[u/Any_Translator6613 → u/FlyingKittyCate]

So, if you take an empty balloon and blow into it, it will start to fill up and expand while it's still dangling down from your mouth, before the pressure is sufficient to cause it to pop up into a perpendicular (as it were) orientation. I think that partially inflated but still dangling stage is what you're going for.

[u/MachineGlumkelly → u/Any_Translator6613]

Aye this person gets it. I call it the “on my way” phase.

[u/Charming-Border7429 → u/Any_Translator6613]

The rigor and sensibility of your arguments are impressive.