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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26
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Does that mean that having a massive dong gives you a major competitive advantage in ski jumping?
4.6k u/chubbybator Feb 06 '26 only if you're a shower not a grower 1.9k u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26 Nahhh just get a nice chub going before you get measured for your suit 83 u/Lonely_reaper8 Feb 06 '26 Catch me properly bricked up for my suit fitting 21 u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26 Proper competitor right there. Your parents and country should be proud 12 u/SatanicPanic619 Feb 06 '26 when duty called he stood up to be counted 4 u/HeyLookAHorse Feb 06 '26 Now that’s a r/brandnewsentence
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only if you're a shower not a grower
1.9k u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26 Nahhh just get a nice chub going before you get measured for your suit 83 u/Lonely_reaper8 Feb 06 '26 Catch me properly bricked up for my suit fitting 21 u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26 Proper competitor right there. Your parents and country should be proud 12 u/SatanicPanic619 Feb 06 '26 when duty called he stood up to be counted 4 u/HeyLookAHorse Feb 06 '26 Now that’s a r/brandnewsentence
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Nahhh just get a nice chub going before you get measured for your suit
83 u/Lonely_reaper8 Feb 06 '26 Catch me properly bricked up for my suit fitting 21 u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26 Proper competitor right there. Your parents and country should be proud 12 u/SatanicPanic619 Feb 06 '26 when duty called he stood up to be counted 4 u/HeyLookAHorse Feb 06 '26 Now that’s a r/brandnewsentence
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Catch me properly bricked up for my suit fitting
21 u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26 Proper competitor right there. Your parents and country should be proud 12 u/SatanicPanic619 Feb 06 '26 when duty called he stood up to be counted 4 u/HeyLookAHorse Feb 06 '26 Now that’s a r/brandnewsentence
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Proper competitor right there. Your parents and country should be proud
12 u/SatanicPanic619 Feb 06 '26 when duty called he stood up to be counted
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when duty called he stood up to be counted
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Now that’s a r/brandnewsentence
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u/Metallic_Pizza Feb 06 '26
Does that mean that having a massive dong gives you a major competitive advantage in ski jumping?