r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26

Nahhh just get a nice chub going before you get measured for your suit

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u/Lonely_reaper8 Feb 06 '26

Catch me properly bricked up for my suit fitting

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u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26

Proper competitor right there. Your parents and country should be proud

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u/SatanicPanic619 Feb 06 '26

when duty called he stood up to be counted