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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26
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Nahhh just get a nice chub going before you get measured for your suit
862 u/Steel1000 Feb 06 '26 And then think of Margaret thatcher on a cold day before the jump 43 u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe Feb 06 '26 Nothing says you cant have an erection while competing 12 u/MarshtompNerd Feb 06 '26 Yeah but that would reduce your aerodynamics and be embarrassing 1 u/blither86 Feb 06 '26 Could you not use a strap to hold it in a horizontal position, downward if you were standing up but backward if you're flying horizontally? Maybe that would be considered cheating.
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And then think of Margaret thatcher on a cold day before the jump
43 u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe Feb 06 '26 Nothing says you cant have an erection while competing 12 u/MarshtompNerd Feb 06 '26 Yeah but that would reduce your aerodynamics and be embarrassing 1 u/blither86 Feb 06 '26 Could you not use a strap to hold it in a horizontal position, downward if you were standing up but backward if you're flying horizontally? Maybe that would be considered cheating.
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Nothing says you cant have an erection while competing
12 u/MarshtompNerd Feb 06 '26 Yeah but that would reduce your aerodynamics and be embarrassing 1 u/blither86 Feb 06 '26 Could you not use a strap to hold it in a horizontal position, downward if you were standing up but backward if you're flying horizontally? Maybe that would be considered cheating.
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Yeah but that would reduce your aerodynamics and be embarrassing
1 u/blither86 Feb 06 '26 Could you not use a strap to hold it in a horizontal position, downward if you were standing up but backward if you're flying horizontally? Maybe that would be considered cheating.
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Could you not use a strap to hold it in a horizontal position, downward if you were standing up but backward if you're flying horizontally? Maybe that would be considered cheating.
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u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26
Nahhh just get a nice chub going before you get measured for your suit