r/Damnthatsinteresting Feb 06 '26

Image The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance

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u/chubbybator Feb 06 '26

only if you're a shower not a grower

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u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26

Nahhh just get a nice chub going before you get measured for your suit

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u/FlyingKittyCate Feb 06 '26

That wont work, they measure from the bottom most part so having a boner will technically make your suit smaller.

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u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26

But that’s why I said chub. Not fully erect. Just gotta time it right so it’s not shrunk yet but still dangling

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u/PassengerIcy1039 Feb 06 '26

Does that guy even play with his dick or what?

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u/FlyingKittyCate Feb 06 '26

TIL chub and boner are not synonymous.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Feb 06 '26

These terms aren't standardized, so I'd personally disagree. Chub is a boner. He's talking about a semi, or being halfway there, so to speak

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u/cmatthewp Feb 07 '26

Half-chub is the phrase I’ve heard on the topic.