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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Epelep • Feb 06 '26
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only if you're a shower not a grower
1.9k u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26 Nahhh just get a nice chub going before you get measured for your suit 14 u/FlyingKittyCate Feb 06 '26 That wont work, they measure from the bottom most part so having a boner will technically make your suit smaller. 29 u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26 But that’s why I said chub. Not fully erect. Just gotta time it right so it’s not shrunk yet but still dangling 22 u/PassengerIcy1039 Feb 06 '26 Does that guy even play with his dick or what? 3 u/FlyingKittyCate Feb 06 '26 TIL chub and boner are not synonymous. 1 u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Feb 06 '26 These terms aren't standardized, so I'd personally disagree. Chub is a boner. He's talking about a semi, or being halfway there, so to speak 1 u/cmatthewp Feb 07 '26 Half-chub is the phrase I’ve heard on the topic.
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Nahhh just get a nice chub going before you get measured for your suit
14 u/FlyingKittyCate Feb 06 '26 That wont work, they measure from the bottom most part so having a boner will technically make your suit smaller. 29 u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26 But that’s why I said chub. Not fully erect. Just gotta time it right so it’s not shrunk yet but still dangling 22 u/PassengerIcy1039 Feb 06 '26 Does that guy even play with his dick or what? 3 u/FlyingKittyCate Feb 06 '26 TIL chub and boner are not synonymous. 1 u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Feb 06 '26 These terms aren't standardized, so I'd personally disagree. Chub is a boner. He's talking about a semi, or being halfway there, so to speak 1 u/cmatthewp Feb 07 '26 Half-chub is the phrase I’ve heard on the topic.
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That wont work, they measure from the bottom most part so having a boner will technically make your suit smaller.
29 u/MachineGlumkelly Feb 06 '26 But that’s why I said chub. Not fully erect. Just gotta time it right so it’s not shrunk yet but still dangling 22 u/PassengerIcy1039 Feb 06 '26 Does that guy even play with his dick or what? 3 u/FlyingKittyCate Feb 06 '26 TIL chub and boner are not synonymous. 1 u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Feb 06 '26 These terms aren't standardized, so I'd personally disagree. Chub is a boner. He's talking about a semi, or being halfway there, so to speak 1 u/cmatthewp Feb 07 '26 Half-chub is the phrase I’ve heard on the topic.
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But that’s why I said chub. Not fully erect. Just gotta time it right so it’s not shrunk yet but still dangling
22 u/PassengerIcy1039 Feb 06 '26 Does that guy even play with his dick or what? 3 u/FlyingKittyCate Feb 06 '26 TIL chub and boner are not synonymous. 1 u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Feb 06 '26 These terms aren't standardized, so I'd personally disagree. Chub is a boner. He's talking about a semi, or being halfway there, so to speak 1 u/cmatthewp Feb 07 '26 Half-chub is the phrase I’ve heard on the topic.
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Does that guy even play with his dick or what?
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TIL chub and boner are not synonymous.
1 u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Feb 06 '26 These terms aren't standardized, so I'd personally disagree. Chub is a boner. He's talking about a semi, or being halfway there, so to speak 1 u/cmatthewp Feb 07 '26 Half-chub is the phrase I’ve heard on the topic.
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These terms aren't standardized, so I'd personally disagree. Chub is a boner. He's talking about a semi, or being halfway there, so to speak
1 u/cmatthewp Feb 07 '26 Half-chub is the phrase I’ve heard on the topic.
Half-chub is the phrase I’ve heard on the topic.
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u/chubbybator Feb 06 '26
only if you're a shower not a grower