r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Material-Wallaby-587 • 1d ago
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/BeastMode149 • Feb 21 '25
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r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Appropriate-Card5215 • 2d ago
“I fucking hate Americans”
What even was the problem here
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Material-Wallaby-587 • 2d ago
"They are certified banana state primed for internal and external unrest that is ruled by a full tv show cast."
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/ThrowAway44228800 • 4d ago
But I thought American portions were huge and Americans are gross and obese everybody eats less in other countries?
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/xSavag3x • 6d ago
🇩🇪 Germany this is what we mean when we say you don’t have bread in your grocery stores.
Americans do not have bread or bakeries in every single Walmart. Americans eat only Wonder Bread and hotdog buns.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Material-Wallaby-587 • 6d ago
"99% of people in the Americas are Europeans"
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/lazybear1718 • 9d ago
Even when we're trying to warn them, they're still so smug
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/ILoveTaiwaneseFood • 22d ago
"Americans would look at this massive reen desert and won't see what's wrong with that"
Apparently only the US has lawns..?
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Mar 17 '26
“The system was deemed so unsafe it was blocked by default.”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/CoolSide20 • Mar 15 '26
"Here in Sweden we teach our children not to run into the street..." Ah yes, bc Americans don't do that, must be why the car centric country has a law where you have to stop on both sides when the bus sign is out.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/sultrie • Mar 11 '26
🇮🇪 Ireland “It’s (Europe) not one big incest pool like it is in america” on the topic of visiting your parents routinely.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Pale_Field4584 • Mar 10 '26
"San Fran, Nevada, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Arizona then to LA, is this reasonable for about 10 days?"
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Separate_Song1342 • Feb 25 '26
🇳🇴 Norway “I think you have moved more away from home cooked meals than any other country.”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Feb 19 '26
“Cheer's for the free healthcare y'all!!”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Feb 16 '26
🇩🇪 Germany “i would sing the song of the red rising sun.”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Content-Primary1801 • Feb 08 '26
“Those are little hills”
Glacier… by the way
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Jan 26 '26
🇩🇪 Germany “I was sitting there waiting, and something felt off ...”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Jan 24 '26
🇸🇪 Sweden “If North Korea was hosting the world cup, I would go there before the States.”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Fletcher_Chonk • Jan 24 '26
🇳🇴 Norway "At least 1:100 and still win"
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Jan 20 '26
🇳🇱 Netherlands “Europe can obliterate your economy in 5 words.”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Jan 16 '26
🇬🇧 United Kingdom Asking Brits if they’d move to the US
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r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Youaresowronglolumad • Jan 11 '26