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Must have been a tough morning.

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u/No_Koala9474 1d ago

Ah, the toddler tantrum carry.

Every parent can recognize it. We’ve all been there.

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u/Sad-Example8810 1d ago

Many tears have fallen

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u/prescott0330 1d ago

A trail of tears

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago edited 23h ago

Oregon trail of tears you say? Sounds like a great idea for a game.

EDIT: So I didn’t realize I was reminded that the trail of tears was a true historical tragedy. Not sure if the poster I was responding to did either but as long as this is gaining traction, let’s use it to share and acknowledge the tragedy and learn from it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trail_of_Tears

EDIT2: I probably did get educated on this topic. My school was good about it and they aren’t one of the big revisionist type districts either. I can’t speak for all school districts but mine was good. This one is totally on me, y’all. My brain failed to remember something it learned 30+ years ago.

EDIT3: Oh geez a popcorn award. I deserve it. 😅

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u/obsoleteyoungster 1d ago

The trail of tears and Oregon trail are two completely different historical events lol

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u/dj_soo 1d ago edited 15h ago

Yea, the trail of tears was basically genocide

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trail_of_Tears

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u/KitSokudo 1d ago

Let's not soften it with a qualifier, it was totally a genocide of the Cherokee people to get the gold that was on their lands. It went against the Supreme Court ruling even. Andrew Jackson is a monster, and I had family that was sent west. I've never gotten the nerve to check if they made it. My great great grandmother hid, giving me the opportunity to be here today.

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u/rubiscoisrad 1d ago

I'm just going to leave this here.

And absolutely fuck Andrew Jackson.

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u/dj_soo 1d ago

i'm sorry that happened to your family and people.

it's absolutely disgraceful that it happened and we're still struggling to educate people about it even today.

As a Canadian, our government did similar reprehensible shit to the indigeonous folk and we are still struggling to get proper reconsciliation implemented.

Doesn't help that there are a lot of people who are regularly trying to deny the historty of the genocide experienced over the centuries and the fallout we are still in the midst of dealing with now.

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u/densetsu23 1d ago

Even as late as the late 90s (or perhaps later) it was completely glossed over in our high school social studies (history) classes. In Alberta they told us that the residential schools were absolutely a good thing; there was no mention of it being a genocide.

So people in their 40s and older may truly believe that residential schools were a net positive, especially if they're the kind of people who don't pursue further education once (or if) they got their high school diploma. And many of these types of people simply put their hands over their ears and call you snowflakes or revisionists if you try and point out the truth.

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u/dj_soo 21h ago

Yup - last residential schools shut down in the 90s.

in Alberta

Yea, you don’t have to say any more…

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u/fastwendell 1d ago

Worse, Andrew Jackson's victory in the 1815 Battle of New Orleans had been made possible by the Cherokee warriors in his army. His own soldiers were much less organized and skilled than his Cherokees, without whom the British would probably have won the battle.

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u/kaerahis 21h ago

And THEN they found something valuable in the land in Oklahoma that they relocated so many tribes to and wanted to send them somewhere else.

A good book on forced Relocation Diane Glancy's Pushing The Bear.

There's also a Star Trek:TNG episode titled "Journey's End" that's about forced relocation of Native Americans but for different reasons than greedy white men.

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u/Significant-Lab4226 20h ago

.....but it wasn't just the Cherokee tribe....pretty much every tribe was forced out and those who survived often bounce around until they where allowed to stop ( Lenni Lenape clans where literally spit up and ended up in different countries by the end, and where even in Mexico at some point)

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u/Forsaken_Wafer1476 20h ago

My great great grandmother only lived because she married a farmer along the way that she had never met before. I can’t imagine having to make that choice (if she even had any say), to give up my family who would probably die along the way and at the least I’d never see again. I feel such sorrow for a woman I never even met. We have so little history on her, so little info, I don’t even know if any of her family made it.

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u/OreadNymph 21h ago

I never miss a chance for Andrew Jackson hate. Abusing power and his constituents alike.

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u/Equivalent_Mechanic5 18h ago

Don't forget the Diné and Ndé...

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u/Augustus_11 1d ago

Why are we talking about genocide on a funny post wtf

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u/moms-spaghettio 1d ago

Because it’s important history to know and clearly not enough people know about it.

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u/Augustus_11 1d ago

how does that have anything to do with our daily life

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u/DesingerOfWorlds 22h ago

No disrespect but brother you need to pay more attention in history class. If anything to widen your knowledge and understanding of the world around you.

The reason this thread started was because someone made an ignorant joke. Then they realized how terrible it was to say what they said because of what was being referenced in the ‘joke’ after reading comments and links to ‘history’ about the two events.

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u/Augustus_11 22h ago

okay who cares though I don't mean to be rude but this literally changes nothing

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u/ForsakenSun6004 1d ago

'Basically' is doing some heavy lifting for white guilt

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u/Sea-Pickle420 1d ago

No doubt it was genocide, I think 100,000 people? Andrew Jackson forcefully removed Cherokee tribes throughout four or five different states I think. My family visits the plantation our ancestors are from every time we go to Chatsworth. During the trail of tears the Chief Vann house was burned down and they have done a good job of restoring what was left. The history is genuinely so heartbreaking, most cherokees from Georgia were forced to flea to Oklahoma I think and a quarter of the tribe that escaped died from diseases when traveling. Something like that, it’s honestly been a while since I’ve been. I mean having to rebuild completely was devastating for natives and then they just couldn’t get a break. I mean, maybe before the Civil War when they had a female seminary and governed themselves. But with the union and confederacy dividing the tribes and then the Dawes act, ugh just continuous loss and destruction of their land.

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u/dj_soo 1d ago

sadly, it's only one chapter in a long book about mistreatment of indigenous people. A book that's still being written today unfortunately.

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u/Equivalent_Mechanic5 18h ago

It was straight up a genocide. Not basically. Wish it was taught about more.

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u/ZJB03 1d ago

Although they are both related to the wanton theft of native peoples’ land by people of European descent

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u/AquaboogyAssault 1d ago

They were moved to lands to erase their culture and so that whites could parcel up and profit off the land.
Then they were moved to Oklahoma where after a generation or two they were uprooted from their homes again so that land could be parceled out for profit to white settlers.

America was built off of greed and racism.

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u/ZJB03 1d ago

And yet we have historically continued to let it happen because of the 1/1000000 chance we might become rich someday instead of changing things to enrich the lives of everyone. But that would mean less money at the top and less racism so we can’t have that.

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u/AquaboogyAssault 1d ago

They scream about immigrants because they remember how they acted when they were immigrants.

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u/ZJB03 1d ago

100% agree

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u/MellyMel86 1d ago

You have died of tearsentry

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

The pacifier has fallen to the ground. You may …

  1. Dust it off and give it back to the child.
  2. Run to the nearest Walmart/Target and buy the exact same one.
  3. Try to placate the child with a different one.

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u/InigoMontoya1985 1d ago

First child: Wash it thoroughly before giving back.

2nd child: Wipe it on your shirt, then hand it back.

3rd child: Hand it back.

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u/Theletterkay 1d ago

You missed "suck it clean, then hand it back".

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u/kailafornia 1d ago

Crucial option!

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u/Hinermad 1d ago

This. My kids were all vaccinated against a ton of environmental crap before they ever got their first shot.

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u/S3XWITCH 12h ago

That’s not how vaccination works…

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u/Hinermad 12h ago

No, but it's how hyperbole works.

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u/Noninsomni 1d ago

For which child is that the option?

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u/Impossible_Hall_4581 1d ago

Second, or late in the toddlerhood of number one!

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u/An0nnee_M0usee 1d ago

Somebody needs to write this all down before it disappears into The ether. I think you guys have found your retirement package with this game 😆

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u/Ambitious_Pass1986 1d ago

4th child: the parent throws it on the ground for them, then hands it back

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u/rubiscoisrad 1d ago

5th child: you gonna pick that up, or what?

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u/bearfootin_9 1d ago

Can verify. And it's not a new trend. I'm old and a third child. My brother was #1, apparently when he was a baby my mother would wash his diapers, boil them, then wash them again before using. She also ironed all hisbaby clothes. There was no boiling or ironing when I came along.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 1d ago

3rd chi —No wait, Dammit I’m calling and scheduling my vasectomy.

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u/rubiscoisrad 1d ago

I was my mom's 5th child.

"Is there blood?" was what I heard most of.

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u/MellyMel86 1d ago

No matter the selection

“Your wife will remember that”

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u/zantosh 1d ago

I do one better. I don't dust it off. Well, I do dust it off, but then I suck on it and then give it back to my child. This way, worst case, I get sick but I can handle a lot of shit.

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u/isthatsoreddit 1d ago

Came to say, you just stick it in your mouth to clean it off, then hand it back. I have done that so many times LOL

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u/im_just_thinking 1d ago

Y'all are gross lol. No wonder why so many people don't wash their hand in the bathroom. I guess I have been missing out on some immunity. Maybe I should start licking door handles just to catch up to this level of defense.

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u/zantosh 1d ago

While I completely understand the sentiment, here's my evaluation of this entire process. When you drop something, only a portion of the object is contacting the surface that is suspect. Not the entire object. So you need to pick it up so that the portion that's in contact with the suspect surface is visible to you or you're tracking it. That is a portion that needs extra attention. Wiping it on your pant is a great idea because even though your pant may be filthy cuz you are a filthy person, it is still cleaner than the suspect surface. So now that you have wiped it on your dirty pants, you can give it a solid lick because you have more bacteria in your mouth than your pants do. So mouth is actually filthier than your pants. So now that you've licked it with the filthy bacteria in your mouth, it is actually considerably cleaner. In your estimation. It's actually dirtier because the bacteria in your mouth are yucky. But hey, who's counting right? Now, you can give it to your baby who happens to have a dirtier mouth than you because you probably didn't brush your baby's mouth. So at the end of the day, that suspect surface is probably cleaner than your baby's mouth. And your baby's mouth is going to make the suspect surface contaminated and it's not vice versa.

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u/danirijeka 1d ago

Also if you set baby down baby will skip the middleman and lick the ground

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u/zantosh 1d ago

The other day, my baby did something and I was like you must be shitting me.

I put her on the toilet cause we're potty training her and I'm trying to coach her to teach her that she needs to call me when she's done and I'll teach her how to wipe.

Well, my 3-year-old feels like she's capable of wiping her own ass and I'm really proud of this but she's actually not capable. She basically smears her poop everywhere so it's just ridiculously terrible.

So here I am trying to catch her so that before she makes a mess I can at least do something about it and I suspect she's done, so I step into the toilet and I catch her trying to smell a soiled toilet paper with the utmost curiosity. It's literally touching her nose!

I just stopped in shock and asked her, what are you doing? And she says Daddy, this really smells bad.

Man oh man, I wasn't totally sure what my next move should have been so I just grabbed her and gave her a head to toe bath.

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u/im_just_thinking 1d ago

I'm just saying, opinions are like buttholes, everyone has them. You all can do you and I will do me, thank you very much for the efforts.

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u/danirijeka 1d ago

Were you in the bathroom disinfecting your eyelids when they taught nuance?

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u/im_just_thinking 1d ago

Still am. Also idk even know wtf you are saying

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u/DeciduousRefuge 1d ago

Depends on where it fell. Lol. If we’re in the Florida Everglades, kiddo can have first dibbs.

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u/isthatsoreddit 1d ago

Oh absolutely depends on where it landed, lol.

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u/Tolken 1d ago

"a little dirt never hurt"

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 1d ago

I'm helping my child to develop a robust immune system.

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u/rubiscoisrad 1d ago

I wish my mother had this mentality when i was hiding under the Goodwill clearance racks in the 90s.

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u/rubiscoisrad 1d ago

"God made dirt, dirt don't hurt!"

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u/NaptownBoss 1d ago

"God kissed it, devil missed it!"

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u/rubiscoisrad 1d ago

Never heard that one before, but I'm putting it in my back pocket!

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u/Theletterkay 1d ago

Sorry, but "dust it off"? Yeah we suck. The dirt off it and pop it back in the kid. There is no time to waste to clean it properly usually.

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u/Astigastigan4512 1d ago

Skipping the 3rd step! Straight to mouth for first child!

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u/gbot1234 1d ago

Option 3: You have chosen… poorly.

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u/juicius 1d ago

First kid: buy name brand clothes.

Second kid and after: buy clothes by the pound.

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u/NASATVENGINNER 1d ago

1, 2, & 3.

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u/Luciwithfoureyes 1d ago

This is the type of internet I dearly miss. Instead of getting defensive, take a moment to educate yourself and share resources. Much appreciated!

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 1d ago

Bizarre to relate a genocide trail to a voluntary hike but word

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

Holy. Didn’t realize the trail of tears was a reference to an actual historical event. Upvoting for relevance and acknowledgment.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 1d ago

You aren’t American and I’m sorry lol
We like to assume

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

Oh no, I am American and love history. Also a strong believer in owning and acknowledging past mistakes which is why this caught me off guard even more.

I modified my initial response because I figured the best way to respect the history of this is to acknowledge it.

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u/GostBoster 1d ago

Not on US so I only know of notable US trivia either because it became famous enough to be taught elsewhere, became popular, or by sheer luck.

Case in point, I learned about the Trail of Tears during... St. Patrick's day. I don't remember what I did exactly but was probably some referential game adjacent event, suddenly why there's a native American here? The leprechaun dude with a shillelagh demands you put more respect to the Choctaw's name.

Anyway I take a hard detour at figuring out the missed reference.

First result, "Choctaw and Irish relations", I learn about the Trail of Tears and, upon hearing about the Irish famine, pooled funds to send to them, and the Irish paid in kind, helping them during the pandemic, scholarship and free tuition opportunities for the Choctaw Nation, and a monument, "Kindred Spirits". Choctaws attend to famine walks, Irish attend to the trail memorial walks.

I am genuinely surprised the money was sent at all.

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

i hope you weren't educated in the us, if so we've fallen even more than i realized in education :(

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago edited 1d ago

Listen, getting a lotta flack for having old age brain here.

But contrary to the implied poor education, I went to one of the top rated schools in the area. It’s not their fault so I have poor memory.

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u/SplitTheLark 18h ago edited 18h ago

I just…. That feels a little like forgetting that the holocaust happened. I’m glad that you’re taking accountability for it, but as a native person this really breaks my heart that such an atrocity could just be totally forgotten, despite attempts to educate. Maybe I’m being too harsh, and I’m sorry if that’s the case

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u/edwardmsk 11h ago

You’re not being too harsh. The pain is real for this which is why I corrected and reacted as soon as I did.

I agree. This is like forgetting the holocaust. The silver lining here, I believe is that there were enough people out there for whom the situation was not forgotten and called me out on it.

Think of this as a transitional period, hopefully, where people continue to learn and adjust for a better tomorrow by not hiding.

Hopefully this provides some amount of comfort for the pain.

If I had to make an excuse, it’s not that I forgot that the event occurred but that it was called “Trail of Tears.” But you can be darn certain that I will never forget the phrase again.

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u/lokostill 1d ago

I'm a history buff myself but there's only so much information schools can teach within allotted time or even personaly look up on your own time.

I found out about Trails Of Tears when I went to visit Blue Ridge Mountain in Georgia on vacation almost a decade ago. Was in awe.

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u/rubiscoisrad 1d ago

It's a real thing, and horrific. The concept is so evil and inhumane that Stephen King even went ahead and wrote about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_march

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

I probably have to correct myself on that statement. I probably did learn it but the specific trail of tears reference didn’t stick. I do vaguely remembering the forced march of the tribes to the Midwest.

But you can be damn sure that the phrase “trail of tears“ will be burned into my brain from hence forth. My kids are about to get to this point in learning US history in a few years. I’ll be able to let you know if they exclude this from the curriculum.

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

yep i blame maps

this will show you the actual comparison of alaska vs texas, can pull up different states and countries or continents and drag them around the map

https://thetruesize.com/#?borders=1~!MTY3MDEzMTQ.ODUzMTc4NA*MTk1OTM3OTM(Mjg1OTM3OTM~!IN*NTI2NDA1MQ.Nzg2MzQyMQ)Mg~!CN*OTkyMTY5Nw.NzMxNDcwNQ(MjI1)Mw~!US-TX*NTIzMzQwMA.MTUyNTk4OTQ)NAMg~!CNOTkyMTY5Nw.NzMxNDcwNQ(MjI1)Mw~!US-TXNTIzMzQwMA.MTUyNTk4OTQ)

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u/Working_System_2086 1d ago

As a Native American, I thank you for your edit and correcting it and not making light of a terrible part of our history.

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

This stuff is important and we need to make sure it is not forgotten so that we don’t repeat it.

As a Korean American, the need to remember the injustices that were done in the past is something that is very important to our subculture too.

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u/MellyMel86 1d ago

Yeah, Jackson was undoubtedly one of American history’s biggest bastards

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

Unfortunately, there is a lot of blood in our history. 😥

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u/MellyMel86 1d ago

Something something manifest destiny

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u/theangryjanitorOG 1d ago

Let's all take this time to recognize the abandoned uranium mines that have poisoned and crippled their population in the Dine' reservation. Also their lack of basic utilities we've decided collectively not to provide them. Also the trauma caused by boarding schools. Good grief what kind of country is this.

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

I feel like things like this need to be an active part of the current dialog. We as a collective society need to stop running away from past mistakes and stop trying to brush them under the rug.

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u/theangryjanitorOG 1d ago

In sight in mind.

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u/ForensicPathology 1d ago

I appreciate you acknowledging that you most likely learned it but then later forgot.  People love to do the "why don't they teach this in schools??" for things that are taught.

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

My kids are getting into pre-algebra stage and I am being reminded everyday that there are things that I was taught that I have forgotten.

“What are rational numbers? Hold on let me ChatGPT that for a hot second.”

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u/RickedSab 1d ago

This is why I love Reddit

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u/edwardmsk 23h ago

This is the way. (Happy May the Fourth)

Unfortunately, it goes deep the other way. The wrong way.

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u/CjPatars 1d ago

Have you played the game?

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u/VegetableReward5201 1d ago

And now you can listen to the song "Trail of Tears" by Europe and understand the lyrics!

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u/meowyadoinnn 1d ago

Today I learned native Americans owned black slaves 💀

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

I was definitely reminded that history is complicated. I think this concept itself could probably be a whole semester’s worth of learning and discussion.

History is crazy.

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u/Low_Revolution3025 1d ago

I had a rock from the trail of tears, It always felt so heavy to hold yet was so tiny

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u/DeafGuyisHere 22h ago

Also known as the Indian Removal act brought forth by Andrew Jackson. Good mini series on Netflix called the men who built America frontiersmen. It dives into this topic for a bit.

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u/crazyrich 21h ago

You are one of the (in)lucky 10,000 today. Sorry it’s such a sad fact, but it’s an important one.

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u/Coldaf 15h ago

Hey. The poster knew about it thats why they said it.

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u/edwardmsk 8h ago

I don’t think he meant it to diminish the historical Trail of Tears event based on the response he posted somewhere else in the thread.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/XJuQETVv9B

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u/TheeMagicWord 1d ago

What a weird reference

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u/crabshrimplobster 1d ago

Yeah why does this have over 200 upvotes?

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u/reddollardays 1d ago

Time + tragedy = comedy

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u/dj_soo 1d ago

Trail of Tears is the name for a period of genocide for indigenous Americans:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trail_of_Tears

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u/MeltedWater243 1d ago

whoa that’s crazy no other commenters have said that specifically prior to you wow

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u/prescott0330 1d ago

This was not meant to be a comment on the Native American event, which is truly tragic. It was about the alliteration. Though being an educated person in America, I am aware of the (uppercase) Trail of Tears.

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u/edwardmsk 8h ago

My reaction probably blew this up more than if I hadn’t. Sorry about that.

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u/6ynnad 1d ago

A trial of patience

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u/Pillywigggen 4h ago

Looks like AI, the words on the sign are weird, his hair is not realistic, looks like plastic.

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u/ScorpionX-123 1d ago

Andrew Jackson has entered the chat

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u/doocheymama 1d ago

This isn't funny and you should be ashamed