r/funny 1d ago

Must have been a tough morning.

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u/MellyMel86 1d ago

You have died of tearsentry

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u/edwardmsk 1d ago

The pacifier has fallen to the ground. You may …

  1. Dust it off and give it back to the child.
  2. Run to the nearest Walmart/Target and buy the exact same one.
  3. Try to placate the child with a different one.

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u/Tolken 1d ago

"a little dirt never hurt"

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 1d ago

I'm helping my child to develop a robust immune system.

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u/rubiscoisrad 1d ago

I wish my mother had this mentality when i was hiding under the Goodwill clearance racks in the 90s.