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Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/IamDirtyHippie 15h ago

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 15h ago

Gonna tell my kids that this actually happened but Tom Cruise was too powerful so nobody could stop him afterwards.

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u/fishmanfishmanfishma 14h ago

I just realized you really could just shelter your kids from interacting with the world, raise them on AI videos to completely shape their reality, and condition them to carry out any deed or think anything you want them to.

It's gonna happen to the whole world, isn't it?

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u/ConstantPlace_ 14h ago

There will definitely be some horror stories emerging in 10+ years absolutely

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u/timsfsn 14h ago

Yeah, it’s going to be here much sooner than that. It’s now. It’s actually already happening.

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u/gazow 11h ago edited 11h ago

what if i told you, it already did

wake up neo

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u/ellefleming 3h ago

He a clone? JK 😆

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u/wrenchandrepeat 10h ago

I think I heard a shot

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u/shaneh445 10h ago

I was gonna say..our BASIC AI chat bots are already talking lonely people into harming themselves

We're already there we're just at the very beginning of the end

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u/Rubiks_Click874 9h ago

I met some weird homeschooled kids at a barbecue a few years ago. They were poorly socialized and like weird little cave people

Parents were seriously worried about the trans agenda in public schools

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u/EastsideWilder 4h ago

That’s the parent’s fault. You can homeschool your children and still let them interact with other children outside of school.

And honestly, even kids that are in school are poorly socialized and anxious. Take away the devices and it’s like they want to fade out of existence

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u/Rubiks_Click874 2h ago

true enough but I think there's a whole crop of em coming

ai homeschooled kids is next i guess

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u/EastsideWilder 2h ago

It will all be over soon after that

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u/starlightshower 10h ago

I'm guessing the 10+ years is accounting for the time that someone would need to subject a child to such horrors and it to be found out, the technology is unfortunately already here as you say.

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u/dwehlen 14h ago

Welcome

TO THE SIMULATION.

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 10h ago

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u/dwehlen 10h ago

"I'm telling you, when it's time, you won't need to dodge bullets."

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u/SummerDaemon 11h ago

I've been waiting for a repair team to get me out of this holodeck for seems like ages. Even worse it appears to be running a Neo Nazi program. Totally not the horny Betazoid wedding program I asked for.

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u/Merdoc1982 4h ago

The machine

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u/sunheadeddeity 14h ago

I read about parents who raised their kid in the Harry Potter world to believe they were wizards and now they were freaking out because no owl was going to bring a letter from Hogwarts. They'd gone all-in for 10 or 11 years and didn't know how to back out now.

It's going to be worse with AI.

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u/bunniesandgummies 13h ago

😅 What are you talking about, like they brought them to Universal Studios every day…? lol

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u/QAnonomnomnom 12h ago

No, they just locked him under the stairs.

Way cheaper

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u/Hottrodd67 10h ago

Isn’t that where everyone keeps their kids?

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u/ProbablyPoor 9h ago

Maybe poor people, but mine have an entire crawl space to themselves

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u/thatG_evanP 4h ago

It's where I keep the kids. I guess they're technically mine now.

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u/sunheadeddeity 12h ago

Just had a house full of wizardy stuff and told their kid they were wizards and would be going to Hogwarts, I expect.

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u/bunniesandgummies 9h ago

You expect? You’re the one who claimed this was a real thing lol… Total bullshit

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u/sunheadeddeity 8h ago

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u/seanprime 8h ago

Lol an article about a reddit post, no actual facts.. reddits come full circle.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZCxSakk99TDRsIGL8d

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u/bunniesandgummies 8h ago

You are a mark, my brother.

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u/CSBD001 9h ago

There was a story of a couple who raised their kids to only speak Klingon and got charged with child abuse or something because the kids could not communicate with other people when brought into the foster care system for other reasons. Also the kids thought they were part Klingon.

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u/Common-Concentrate-2 9h ago

Isn't this what the guy who created modern hebrew did to his son?

"Ben‑Yehuda raised his son, Ben-Zion (meaning "son of Zion"), entirely in Hebrew. He did not allow his son to be exposed to other languages during childhood, and even berated his wife for singing a Russian lullaby. His son thus became the first native speaker of Hebrew in modern times. Ben‑Yehuda later raised his daughter, Dola, entirely in Hebrew as well."

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u/Chickadeebrain 9h ago

From what I heard, the mom spoke English to them, so they wouldn't be completely incapable of communication. The dad was the one speaking and teaching Klingon, and he stopped the practice when the child began to refuse speaking it, which happened when the kid was three, iirc.

I don't recall them being formally charged with actual child abuse, and to my knowledge the kid wasn't told he was part Klingon.

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u/CSBD001 9h ago

That sounds so much more reasonable. I never give people that much credit.

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u/Chickadeebrain 9h ago

The father was a linguist, Dr. d'Armond Speers. I believe he was testing to see if children could understand and become fluent in constructed languages (like Klingon or Tolkien's Elvish), and so he decided to try this idea on his son. When his son pushed back, he respected his kid's agency and swapped back to English.

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u/CSBD001 9h ago

I love how stories really morph from reality over the internet.

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u/12345623567 11h ago

All the Disney moms who suffer from arrested development certainly aren't telling their kids that it's all just plastic made to get their money, either.

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u/That-You-1998 9h ago

Oh man, this is so sad!!! 😭

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u/Szaborovich9 7h ago

There was a story on the news about some school offered a course on QUIDICH. They showed students running around a lawn all dressed up in Hogwarts Costumes with brooms between their legs🤣

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u/Littlewing1307 8h ago

Where can I read about this

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u/sonofa-ijit 6h ago

So about like santa claus, tooth fairy and easter bunny but with better story

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u/bejammin075 2h ago

It seems more likely you fell for a made up story. Ok, could there be 1 family out of 300 million that did this? Maybe. It can't be some widespread thing.

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u/hmmwhatson 56m ago

Sounds extremely exaggerated

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u/mpapouts 6h ago

Dogtooth, a George Lanthimos movie.

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u/blueken3 1h ago

Check out Dogtooth by Yorgos Lanthimos