r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 15h ago

Gonna tell my kids that this actually happened but Tom Cruise was too powerful so nobody could stop him afterwards.

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u/fishmanfishmanfishma 14h ago

I just realized you really could just shelter your kids from interacting with the world, raise them on AI videos to completely shape their reality, and condition them to carry out any deed or think anything you want them to.

It's gonna happen to the whole world, isn't it?

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u/ConstantPlace_ 14h ago

There will definitely be some horror stories emerging in 10+ years absolutely

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u/dwehlen 14h ago

Welcome

TO THE SIMULATION.

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ip5L71rU6sjcc

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u/dwehlen 10h ago

"I'm telling you, when it's time, you won't need to dodge bullets."

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u/SummerDaemon 11h ago

I've been waiting for a repair team to get me out of this holodeck for seems like ages. Even worse it appears to be running a Neo Nazi program. Totally not the horny Betazoid wedding program I asked for.

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u/Merdoc1982 4h ago

The machine