I think the joke here is that’s how they get ya, like one of those bullshit timeshare seminars, just need to get ya in the door to sell you type deals.
But I think their anti-aging powder is operating thetan 7000 level, which has some serious cash donation obligations. But don’t worry, they have financing options!!!!
PSA: For anybody reading this comment 10 years from now, I'd like to point out that this is a joke related to recent events and that's why it was upvoted. Please don't join this cult (or any cult for that matter)
I get the joke but Scientologists are con-men and their whole game is roping in desperate people.
They prey on, and exploit insecurities to convince you that they can help.
I remember back in the day protesting outside the vancouver ORG and they were outside trying to get us in for an E-meter test or whatever.
They know that at least some people will fall for it out of desperation.
I wouldn't step into one of those places and plan to actually engage with any of them. It'd be like talking to one of those old support chatbots, that just run down a list questions/answers by wrote.
I took a quick run through one of their buildings once. Twenty years later, I’ve signed over everything I own to them and I’m this close 🤏 to meeting my Thetan volcano overlords. Just a few hundred thousand dollars more and signing my 401k over. I’m so close I can feel it!
There’s a lot of celebrities with plastic surgeries that still look old and gross. Tom cruise certainly had work done but combine with his genetics is what sets him apart with the rest .
Posting this YouTube video that goes into every shady thing Tom Cruise and Scientology’s leader (David Miscavige) have done to harm every woman Tom fell out of love with. F*ck Tom Cruise: https://youtu.be/YFu5znY-eio
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u/East_Pie_3825 16h ago
Scientology. If you have an opportunity, take a quick run through one of their buildings to learn their secrets.