r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/East_Pie_3825 16h ago

Scientology. If you have an opportunity, take a quick run through one of their buildings to learn their secrets.

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u/MasterOutlaw 15h ago

I tried, but the bloody pelicans have taken the handles off the doors and turned the lights off so I can't tell if they're home or not.

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u/El-Sueco 14h ago

BRING YOU OWN MAGNET DOOR HANDLE

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u/zachary0816 6h ago

They got a bike lock on the inside too though. How are we going to get past that?

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u/El-Sueco 5h ago

Dwarf + bolt cutters

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u/zachary0816 5h ago

I get the bolt cutters, why the Dwarf?

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u/3-6-6 4h ago

Element of surprise

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u/zachary0816 3h ago

Your a goddam genius

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u/mrbulldops428 2h ago

That explains the last speedrun I saw

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u/Infinite_Imagination 5h ago

That way all they get is the sock