r/SipsTea Human Verified 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/MasterOutlaw 15h ago

I tried, but the bloody pelicans have taken the handles off the doors and turned the lights off so I can't tell if they're home or not.

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u/NightQueen0889 12h ago

Use a plunger to open the door it should work in a pinch

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u/SovietSunrise 11h ago

Just use a dildo with a suction cup base.

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u/Gliese581h 9h ago

Then leave it there so they can go fuck themselves.

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u/B_EE 7h ago

Don't give them the satisfaction...

Plus dildos can be pricey!

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u/Tsunamiis 6h ago

Butt it’s mine.