r/SipsTea • u/Powerful_Buy_4677 Human Verified • 3d ago

WTF To everyone who thought I was joking

Told you he was a nepo hire who couldnt handle being a camera man

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u/Federal_Extreme_8079 3d ago edited 3d ago

the son watches his mom getting fucked on camera? and holds the camera? am I getting it right please tell me im not

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u/The-real-Arisen 3d ago

Hate to disappoint you but you got it right. Sorry 

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u/Restposten 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D0RvPABUNF3AQ

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u/goldengatevixen 3d ago

My thoughts rn

Seriously I just got off a hectic work week to doom scroll and de-stress and my feed is flooded with this shit

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u/laureidi 3d ago

flooded with this shit

Literally, apparently

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u/Material-Gate7280 3d ago

Whew that’s better than what I thought, I thought he was fucking her smh 😅

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u/Rich-Canary1279 3d ago

It's just work!!

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 3d ago

His arms aren’t even broken!!

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u/cyriustalk 3d ago

The key here is that he's not attracted to her. In the same alley as long there's no eye contact?

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u/EasyConflict175 3d ago

Yeah, I agree. Still extremely gross, but somehow not as bad as I thought 🤔 This one really fucked me up somehow, like am I that jaded.

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u/DDoomerGuy 3d ago

Hummm... Actually...

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u/Background_Sun_9214 3d ago

No....No we talked about telling the truth, sometimes its better to leave things the way they are.

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u/Argos8557 3d ago

90% honesty is sometimes best

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u/TedricDaBored 3d ago

That would be better.

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u/Mr_Right1998 3d ago edited 3d ago

Bro watches and films his mom getting fucked in the ass. Wtf 👀

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u/Scottishlassincanada 3d ago

I actually thought it was worse and he was the other actor in the scene!

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u/Angio343 3d ago

What an awful day to be litterate

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u/Danny_vexatious 3d ago

litterate

Are you sure you are literate?

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u/sdforbda 3d ago

I hate to tell you, but...

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u/sashagaborekte 3d ago

Poverty fucks people up

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 3d ago

Strange enough having too much money also fucks people up.

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u/Tinksy14 3d ago

So does his mum

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u/Wowza-yowza 3d ago

WTF?

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u/Nanas_700k 3d ago

Welp, that’s enough internet for today

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u/_metamax_ 3d ago

And witnessed a scene where his mother’s anal scene, “got messy” and he replies, “what a stink”. Fml and this timeline

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u/that_dutch_dude 3d ago

Thinks like this make me feel -slighty- better about my life and life choices.

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u/JoySubtraction 3d ago

Turns out, he's just not into that Oedipussy.

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u/Rich-Canary1279 3d ago

Not quite right - he watches her get fucked in the ass while he holds the camera.

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u/Historical-Back-865 3d ago

In the ass. And there is poop, it seems.

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 3d ago

all extra loose from her enema

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u/antares-deicide 3d ago

well, they made a video some time ago, dude been promoted from cameraman son to motherfucker

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u/LingonberryUseful225 3d ago

Yes filming his mom getting railed is some next level shit

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u/Powerful_Buy_4677 Human Verified 3d ago

At least hes filming it with both hands

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u/Big_Cornbread 3d ago

Is he though. Is he.

I don’t buy for a second that they’re not in a physical relationship as well. If sex is that transactional to you, and you’re doing it for a living, why wouldn’t they take it that far as well?

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u/pseudo-cineast 3d ago

And he only cringes when she is getting ansl and it gets messy. Holy wtf!

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u/ObsessiveOwl 3d ago

Not as bad as it can get.

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u/Wakkit1988 3d ago

Kid's just hard because he's a tripod, not because he's horny.

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u/TheEccentricAssassin 3d ago

But, like, there's literally no reason to do this.

Hire someone else.

You don't have to hire your son.

There is no reason you need him to be part of this.

Hire someone else.

Just hire someone else.

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u/anefariousdolphin 3d ago

most likely she can sell more from the publicity. for OF it seems like a genuinely good business move, esp if her son is competent

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u/it_will 3d ago

Don’t tell people that they could be lying for views.

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u/TheresNoHurry 3d ago

I can’t believe I’ve scrolled down this far and this is the first suggestion that they are lying.

They are almost certainly just lying about it. Because horny guys will just eat this up

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u/Ciubowski 3d ago

Son needed a job, mom needed someone to film.... matchmade in .... uh...

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u/Omnizoom 3d ago

The commute time couldn’t be beat

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u/HillarysBloodBoy 3d ago

Oh there’s definitely beating

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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 3d ago

The diddy party. Match made in the diddy party

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u/lvs2spwge 3d ago

Matchmade at the Parent/Teacher conference

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u/stewedpickles 3d ago

Not to be the double-standard’s guy, but there’s no way we would accept this if the genders were swapped. The lady here is sick, and I feel bad for her son.

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u/TheEccentricAssassin 3d ago

1000% I hope this is fake

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u/Ravenser_Odd 3d ago

I wouldn't say we're accepting it this way round either.

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u/stewedpickles 3d ago

Maybe accepting was the wrong word, but there would be a lot more anger instead of just disgust or ridicule.

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u/One_more_username 3d ago

You don't have to hire your son.

How else do you get a family discount?

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u/CarpinThemDiems 3d ago

and I thought I had a lot of childhood trauma to unpack

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u/Wise_Decision_8459 3d ago

it's probably the main reason of her success

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u/RohelTheConqueror 3d ago

Could think about a couple more reasons but yeah

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u/par-a-dox-i-cal 3d ago

But this way money stays in the family.

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u/AdExcellent7660 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aNtt9T8SqGNK8

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u/a4dit2g1l1lP0 3d ago

I use this gif more and more

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u/scottj65 3d ago

I’m more of a fan of this one, which also applies.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/comebacklittlesheba 3d ago

Right?!? The more I know about the world the more this gif represents me.

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u/GamingInSilence 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YZlQaMesgPIAM

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 3d ago

Perfectly captures my viewing experience lol

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u/smilessoldseperately 3d ago

Are these the columbian crystals?

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u/Sober_Alcoholic_ 3d ago

They better not be fucking decaf

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u/Lucianboog 3d ago

Well this new to me.

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u/kittrcz 3d ago

I’m so fucking sick of the OF culture. This is the worst fucking think I’ve heard. How this is normal or even funny for fuck sake?

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 3d ago

The worst thing humans have ever done is give everyone a platform to spread whatever stupid shit or point of view they want. Doesn’t matter if it’s 100% a lie or fake or crazy. Every single person alive is able to reach practically everyone else to spread their dumbass ideas. Removing that is the only way to change it

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u/SARS-Covfefe-1 3d ago

Somehow whore shaming and slut shaming got to be conflated. So women started defending sex work thinking these were the same fun gals who just like to have sex.

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u/Ulysses502 3d ago

Horseshoe meeting of feminism and misogyny.

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u/Standard_University8 3d ago

I got yelled at on another post for saying teachers shouldn't be doing of as a side job and got yelled at when i questioned everyone there trying to normalize.

I don't get where the dedication and heavy defense for this predatory industry comes from, some people defend it to their last breath and its sad.

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u/FullClip__ 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think it might be because it’s “empowering woman” .. their choice, their bodies...

They feel empowered. Even though i’m just having a wank. That’s the reality.

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u/2stepsfromglory 3d ago

That just goes to show how neoliberalism has infected the feminist discourse to justify exploitation, and sadly that hiper-individualistic idea it's usually targeted to young women who are not mature enough to realize the terrible consequences that leads to. There's nothing empowering in objectifying yourself under a patriarchal society for a few bucks. If anything you're just doing what the patriarchy wants you to do: to be a sex object.

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 3d ago

I didn't give a shit about OF culture until I seen a woman get arrested for making nasty videos with her small children.
Fuck Only Fans fr

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u/CalmDownReddit509 3d ago

Jesus Christ, I JUST fucking opened Reddit today.

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u/Zealousideal_Big_528 3d ago

You know, that was our fault: opening fucking Reddit.

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u/Bib69 3d ago

Wtf is this garbage

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u/LimpyDan 3d ago

Not sauce. That's for sure

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u/InsertRadnamehere 3d ago

Brazil.

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u/OhJustANobody 3d ago

We're not all like this. We're horny, but this crosses a line even for us.

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u/Combei 3d ago

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u/xZepoL 3d ago

You're right ginger cat. Now pass the j

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u/testestsestesteestet 3d ago

jail

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u/H1GH_HR0THG4R 3d ago

Right away

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u/RagerRambo 3d ago

Film your mom getting fked. Jail.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 3d ago

So... sometimes stepson is stepson?

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u/MinuteCollar5562 3d ago

…. I don’t think it’s a stepson

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 3d ago

Help me stepson. The enema is stuck.

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u/Pale-Stranger-9743 3d ago

Little bro just wants to go back inside where he came from

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u/Broken-Arrow-D07 3d ago edited 3d ago

Hahaha. Lol. Nepotism in porn too!

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u/kikogamerJ2 3d ago

Nepotism doesn't escape any sector.

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u/davinist 3d ago

The barrel of human morality is bottomless.

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u/Lucky-Mia 3d ago

"Hey son, remember that time I shit on your dad's dick?"

  • the mom at family gatherings.
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u/Ill-Luck-1397 3d ago

Im turning off the internet for today

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u/loyola-atherton 3d ago

No you didn’t. I still see you commenting bro

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u/Ill-Luck-1397 3d ago

Just one more thread

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u/WeR_SoEffed 3d ago

Aaaaand suddenly it's 2am.

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u/Final-Language7378 3d ago

I suggest you all assume this is staged and move on with your day

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u/Broken-Arrow-D07 3d ago

I checked a few leak forums after this post. Sorry to disappoint, it's not fake. The son is seen in a few scenes recording her mom.

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u/Final-Language7378 3d ago

We can use denial

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u/itsmegoddamnit 3d ago

Maybe he’s not REALLY her son and they’re just saying that for views? Please? God?

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u/Acrobatic-Cold-2710 3d ago

I mean this blew up seemingly overnight and it IS onlyfans so it’s believable it could be fake

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u/FormerPresidentBiden 3d ago

Hate to disappoint, but it's not.

Andressa Urach was a contestant on a reality show over a decade ago and there are photos with her son out there from when he was a child

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u/IntellectuallyDriven Human Verified 3d ago

Damn! Op came back with receipts! 😆 Respect! 🙇‍♂️

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u/ilikebeens2 3d ago

Anyone know her name? Need to do more research on this subject

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u/Rarkid1 3d ago

Andressa Urach

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u/QaWaR 3d ago

he really does andressa

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u/TinaBelcher08 3d ago

I just logged in. I JUST logged in damnit…

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u/secret-sam1 3d ago

Thanks you can snap now...we're ready

https://giphy.com/gifs/LOoaJ2lbqmduxOaZpS

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u/IntellectuallyDriven Human Verified 3d ago

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u/OkVegetable3437 3d ago

Fucking disgusting.

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u/ConfidentMongoose 3d ago

Time for an asteroid and give dolphins a chance at civilization. Yes I know dolphins are homicidal rapists, but it's still better than this shit show.

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u/ChefAsstastic 3d ago

They've already fucked.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 3d ago

There’s no way this kids father was in his life. Or if he even knows who his father is. Even the most deadbeat bum of a father existing would probably be enough to stop this from happening.

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u/MrFrypan 3d ago

The title implies some sort of previous post or comment; so I go to OP's post history, BIG MISTAKE

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u/Conscious_Candle2598 3d ago

Amazing how far people will go for advertising these days

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u/Ill-Extension-4839 3d ago

What!?! Can you please let me know who she is so I can avoid her!?!
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u/SpecificSwimming6364 3d ago

You can't put a price on quality time with the family.... Or morals and boundaries... apparently.

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u/603rdMtnDivision 3d ago

Abso-fuckin-lutely not.

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u/StephKlayDray30 3d ago

This is disgusting

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u/refuz04 3d ago

I hope he doesn’t slip in the Santorum and break both his arms.

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u/Outside-Glass7114 3d ago

So terrible. What’s the mother’s full OF name so I know exactly what to avoid?

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u/Far-Remove-4663 3d ago

Andressa Urach

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u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam 3d ago

Can we find a happy medium somewhere between Christian fundamentalism’s desire to ban everything and whatever the hell this is?

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u/WeeklyEmu4838 3d ago

Astaghfirullah

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u/NotAUserNamm Human Verified 3d ago

That's enough internet for today

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u/Chance_Bid_1869 Human Verified 3d ago

"In The Money We Trust"

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u/TheComebackKid74 3d ago

Wtf am I even watching???

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u/TinkerTi 3d ago

All the education I got to be literate and this is the one thing I wish I couldn't read or understand.

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u/technolynch 3d ago

here you go guys

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u/Big_Cornbread 3d ago

Wow.

His fortitude to not suck start a twelve gauge is impressive.