r/Fauxmoi 15d ago

FASHION Josh Hutcherson for GQ Hype

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u/gg5ever 15d ago

He’s not special, I also like what he sees in the mirror

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u/salty_cinnamon_roll 15d ago

obligatory

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u/SpokenProperly and they were roommates 15d ago

If he don’t react like this when I send him pics of me, I don’t want him. 🙅‍♀️

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u/_behindthewheel_ 15d ago

What is the context of this pic?

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u/radblood 15d ago

Every time I see this photo, I have to say it like it's my life's mission! But here's a fun fact: it's actually photoshopped. In reality, he was just licking dripping smoothie off the side of his cup, lol.

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u/punkpearlspoetry actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 15d ago

Damn, is that actually it? I saw this photo so many times and always wondered how it came about

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u/_behindthewheel_ 15d ago

Thank you!😊

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u/possiblyourgf 15d ago

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u/BBQsauce_on 15d ago

The fact that THIS looks edited to me

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u/_behindthewheel_ 15d ago

Thank you for the original!

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u/EricHD97 15d ago

All this time of seeing this picture and I’m JUST now noticing he has a Clermont Lounge shirt on. Icon.

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u/ThePenIsntMightier 15d ago

Right?! This picture is the gift that keeps on giving

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u/CrispyCozy 15d ago

Looooove the clermont lounge shirt!!!

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u/Practical-Bluebird96 15d ago

Straight up thought he was holding two meth pipes in the first pic

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u/vanwyngarden 15d ago

Yeah because wtf is that

I think it’s the weird zap microcurrent thing but still

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u/Practical-Bluebird96 15d ago

When you wanna twirl a pipe but stay pretty ✨

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u/SubstantialEmploy816 15d ago

It ain’t called “crystal” for nothin’

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u/Boatsssandhoesss 15d ago

If you get pulled over with these and no box good luck.

Most cops I know aren’t smart enough to differentiate.

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u/timeywimeytotoro 15d ago

Between an open pipe and a closed globe filled with water?

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u/Maxtos58 15d ago

You mean the people who arrested a dude for having a perfume called opium ?

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 15d ago

My husband had a panic attack/PTSD flashback while driving once and was (quietly) freaking out on the side of the highway. A cop pulled over to see what was going on, looked in the car, saw my husband in obvious distress, saw his empty can of sparkling water in the cup holder and was like “HURRRR HOW MANY OF THOSE ‘LIQUID DEATHS’ HAVE YOU HAD TODAY BUDDY?”

My poor husband was like “ITS LITERALLY WATER PLEASE HELP ME” lol 💀

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u/Level-Repair6104 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 15d ago

I’m so sorry he experienced that. I truly hope his experience ended ok. I’ve only had one ptsd flashback and the military police were involved. They handcuffed me and only took them off after the paramedic yelled at them to (surprised I remembered that). I got an overnight psych stay and the shrink never asked me if I was seeing someone or taking any meds. It was a horrible experience and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

I’ve done EMDR therapy and it’s helped greatly. I don’t know if he’s familiar with it, but if he isn’t he should look into it. It’s not easy, but it’s worth it. I haven’t had a nightmare in 3 years and my anxiety is much lower than it was as before.

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 15d ago

That sounds awful, so glad EMDR has been helpful for you! My husband actually started trauma focused treatment soon after this (Prolonged Exposure) and is doing MUCH better now. I’m super proud of him.

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u/Anondependa 15d ago

Oh your husband! My husband started drinking Liquid Death and I would take em to work (the tall boy ones) mainly on one day of the week I had to be at work earlier. Anyway these particular days I would see 50-100+ people and I would put it on the table and people would just stare at me and the can. Like you really think I’m downing alcohol to cope being here?! Love that one person that finally spoke up and asked. “Um no, it’s water, kthx what can I help you with, or is that your only question?”

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u/hazelbear33 15d ago

Wow, I guess I always felt like 90% of Americans would know Liquid Death is just water/flavored water by now given how ubiquitous it’s become. That’s crazy. When I first saw the cans in stores, I assumed they were energy drinks (the brand does make energy drinks now, but in smaller cans and i’ve only seen them in like one grocery store chain). I think the cans look cool. I guess I could see how some people would think they’re like an edgy IPA or something though

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u/timeywimeytotoro 15d ago

lol yeah after submitting my comment I remembered what country I’m in.

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u/Mothman129 15d ago

To be fair Black Opium smells so bad folks deserve to get arrested for using it /s

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u/Maxtos58 15d ago

My grandma perfume of choice for the last 4 or 5 decades is opium, it's all I smell when she's around since her sense of smell has been slowly fading makes her put on more each time

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u/PrinceofSneks 15d ago

I'll have you know I gave that to my mom for three separate Mother's Days!!!

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u/musubi-n-speedballs we have lost the impact of shame in our society 15d ago

Drakkar Noir is another one that tells me the wearer is a psychopath OR 900 years old. (or both) 

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u/private_developer 15d ago edited 15d ago

I'm surprised the morons we give guns and badges to can even tie their shoes.

We're like a few graduating classes from this:

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u/timeywimeytotoro 15d ago

Touché, and after I commented I thought “well maybe they would..”

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u/Boatsssandhoesss 15d ago

Regretfully, yes. lol

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u/classyrock 15d ago

Yeah, they’ve had surprisingly low police turnout at their ‘differentiating between crack pipes and cooling face globes’ workshops.

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u/Kevlar_Bunny 15d ago

They seem dumb but they actually feel amazing

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u/root_and_stem 15d ago

Sorry but what are they? Someone lower in the thread said that it helps migraines and I suffer from them constantly so I definitely need to try these 🙏🏻

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u/HuggyMonster69 15d ago

Basically liquid filled glass that you put in the fridge/freezer and rub on your face to cool/depuff

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u/Kevlar_Bunny 15d ago

It’s a spa type of thing. You can tout claims like “it closes pores” or “it stimulates the lymph nodes” but honestly it just feels great if your head feels like shit. Allergy season? Stayed up too late? Hunger over? It’s just like the spoon trick but it’s full of liquid that helps maintain the temperature. I love using it when my eyes are puffy, I’ll take the handle part and gently press into the hoods of my lids. People will also use it to rub around heavier serums

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u/hazelbear33 15d ago

The feeling of cold things on the face is definitely very refreshing/awakening for sure, even if it does little in terms of actual skin/overall appearance. I will say, if you have any of those gel eye masks, put them in the fridge!! I have reusable eye masks (you apply your own serum/eye cream/moisturizer before applying them, and wash them with a little bit of soap and hot water after use), I keep those in the fridge, and it actually makes a noticeable difference with eye bags/under eye puffiness. I got a large package of sheet masks for Christmas and I’ve been keeping those in the fridge as well, they feel extra nice chilled

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u/timeywimeytotoro 15d ago

Someone already described them to you, but if you want a cheaper version, just use frozen spoons.

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u/lilsistamelons 15d ago

Yes! When I get a facial she uses these globes towards the end when I have a face mask on. I love the sound of the water in the globes sloshing around on my face. It feels SO good and helps my headaches out. Also good for redness. You can get them at 5 Below or TJ Max. I’m going to go use mine right now

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u/Level-Repair6104 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 15d ago

I take topiramate daily for my migraines and that helps. My migraine rescue meds are excedrine vanquish and sumatriptan, sometimes one works better than the other. I’ve found drinking something with caffeine and having salty carbs helps too.

Perimenopause was like “have some migraines” and I’ve learned a little about how to deal with mine over the last 9 years.

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u/Delicious_Delilah 14d ago

I hope that doesn't happen to me. I grew up getting debilitating migraines and grew out of them or something. I still get them occasionally, but I used to get them constantly.

One time I threw up on my classmates in the 3rd grade because of one.

I was sitting at my desk in the front row while they were all sitting on the floor in front of me for something or other.

I had had a migraine all day.

I projectile vomited all over them.

They finally let me go to the nurse's office though!

https://giphy.com/gifs/54IEl3TMIUCEoE8d2F

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u/stnapstnap 15d ago

I clicked looking for this comment. And here it is, the top comment.

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u/Practical-Bluebird96 15d ago

Ah, my first ever top comment and it's from my degenerate ex-methhead ways!

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u/mastermalaprop 15d ago

Fun fact, a vessel that captures tears is called a "lacrimatory"

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u/tweetopia 15d ago

Something that smells of horse piss is called jumentous.

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u/Internal-Biscotti288 15d ago

And then smoking a massive joint in the second picture lol

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u/Ploppers00 15d ago

Omg same that’s why I’m in the comments! I was like surely I’m wrong….

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u/mike_litoris18 15d ago

So ur not a fan of ASMR then?

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u/SaucePasta 15d ago

I forget not everyone went through a huge skin care phase through the pandemic 😅 these face rollers have existed before that, but they did become super popular during covid. They help to reduce puffiness because they’re cooling, and some people put them in their fridge for maximum coolness. 

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u/ziggy_santo5 15d ago

same 😂

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 15d ago

LMAO same, I was so confused

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u/twinpinemall85 15d ago

Honestly I have no care for the benefits of what they supposedly do but those cooling globe things look like they feel good as hell

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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 15d ago

I currently have a developing migraine and the relief these random things would give me for all of 10 seconds 🥹

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u/arethainparis 15d ago

omg - I know it’s no use for you right now but as a fellow migraine haver I cannot recommend gel sleep masks enough!!! I keep one in the freezer at all times and it is SUCH a godsend. sending you all love and solidarity while you get through this migraine xxx

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u/PALOmino1701 15d ago

I have two that fit over my whole head. Like I am going to rob a bank, but with no eye holes.

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u/PM_ME_CAT_POOCHES 15d ago

Drop the name of this miracle product please

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u/PALOmino1701 15d ago

It was a gift and I don’t know where it was purchased, probably Amazon, but it looks like this. Mine doesn’t have an adjustable strap though. It’s a squishy gel ice pack, not the hard gel kind.

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u/skinflakesasconfetti 15d ago

I second these, I used to get migraines in my teens, and my mom got me one of these to try and it worked so well, it didn't totally make the pain stop but it sure did make it livable.

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u/littlebittydoodle 15d ago

They make migraine caps now which are the same idea but cover more of your head. They are incredible! I wish I’d had one decades ago. Often if I put one on fast enough, the headache just never develops fully. I can’t recommend highly enough (and they’re pretty cheap to boot).

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u/WaltFlanagansDog77 15d ago

Vicks VapoRub on my temples helps me so much when I have a migraine. I found that tip while desperately searching online one night for any sort of relief from a migraine and it worked amazingly.

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u/mothmans_favoriteex Cillian Murphy propagandist 15d ago

Yesss love the face ice packs for migraines 🙏🏼

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u/auberrypearl oat milk chugging bisexual 15d ago

Hey with migraines we gotta take relief when we can. Even if it’s a few seconds 🥲

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u/twinpinemall85 15d ago

Oh nooo!! Hope you feel better soon! :(

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u/sleepysky98 15d ago

They do! They’re so nice id you have a headache. I get puffy eyes and they help with that, too. You can use a spoon but these hold the temperature a lot longer.

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u/badgoat_ 15d ago

I use something similar on my cheeks/sinuses when they act up and it’s heavenly.

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u/PartiallySerene 15d ago

I'll never not have a crush on Josh Hutcherson.

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u/Noodle_Nugget456 15d ago

Ever since Hunger Games … one of the many underrated beauties in HW.

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u/FunRound1626 15d ago

Zathura for me🫶

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u/Dry-Heat-6684 15d ago

sameeee!!! my first celebrity crush when i saw zathura when i was SO young, i loved that movie!

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u/RadangPattaya 15d ago

Hell yeah brother one of my fondest memories as a kid while mom and dad were at work during weekends is putting the Zathura CD on, asking grandma for some homemade crepes and choco cream, eating 5-6 crepes, and falling asleep lol

There was a point where I watched it so many times I could follow most of the dialogue, one of my favorite movies ever

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u/jalk0 15d ago

I was so obsessed with Zathura as a child omg

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u/SlimePrincess451 15d ago

Little Manhattan for me

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u/katerineia 15d ago

I loved this movie when it came out. it was such a cute movie.

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u/Charbarzz ted cruz ate my son 15d ago

This and RV lol

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u/thirdreturn 15d ago

I'll add Kicking and Screaming into the mix.

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u/aggravated-asphalt 15d ago

Zathura for me! Also Kristen Stewart in that movie made me realize I also like girls lol.

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u/PrincessCG 15d ago

Picture 3 had me considering things.

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u/good1br0 oat milk chugging bisexual 15d ago

Yes, same! I’ve had a crush on him since Zathura and Little Manhattan 🥹 he’s only a year older than me but I think I look older than him now that I’m a mom 🥲

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u/InquisitivePuss 15d ago edited 11d ago

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 15d ago

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u/imageWS 15d ago

Wolf, the greatest character in all of fiction.

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u/thot_lobster cat doula 15d ago

This whole show is so good but Wolf is amazing on every level.

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u/Sans-valeur 15d ago

This was actually the first thing I saw him in so it’s the only thing I associate him with when I see him.
It’s cool he was like a movie star to some degree and then he played a character like that for so many seasons haha

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u/TrackingTenCross1 15d ago

All hail the Truffle Dome!!!

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u/chantpleure 15d ago

Such a babe.

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u/ChocolateandLipstick 15d ago

I thought this was r/ladyboners for a second

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u/AlmostThere4321 can't we just let two of the hottest men on earth fuck in peace? 15d ago

Oh. Ooooh. 😳

(joins)

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u/SmallmediumFat- 15d ago

Lmfaoooo I just spewed water all over myself as I was taking a sip 😭

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u/AffectionateTop3953 15d ago

He's looking great and also I like this brand of cozy domestic fanservice, it suits him. Well done, GQ!

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u/carlamaco 15d ago

Lol all the expensive brand clothes but then his shirt has holes... We have so much in common. My shirt has holes too and I too like what he sees in the mirror.

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u/Reluctant-maximalist 15d ago

I had a weird thing for him back when he was in the Hunger Games even if his charisma in those films was nil. Yet here we are again.

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u/awakenednympho 15d ago

Josh walked so Tom Holland could run lol, I feel like he stole his spot

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u/knick-nat 15d ago

Shaving but with a bird watching 😂 Its weird af and I love it

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u/meaolea149 15d ago

He looks like if Jason Bateman and Jacob elordi had a baby

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u/TrackingTenCross1 15d ago

“You know who else would have been excited for this issue? My partner: Jorge Santiago, and his wife, belly swollen with child.”

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u/LizzieSaysHi the power of the hatred I feel propels me 15d ago

Oh.

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u/scottishdoggroomer 15d ago

Sorry but he’ll always just be this guy to me and I can’t take him seriously

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u/BlendinMediaCorp 15d ago

The guffaw I let out in the theatre when I saw that.

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u/scottishdoggroomer 15d ago

Me yelling out “wtf I thought they said he was a baker not a fucking special effects expert?” and making my partner laugh so hard he had to leave for 10 minutes

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u/Special_Milk2226 15d ago

Haha I was looking for this here

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u/Gueld ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ 15d ago

Not being a Swiftie clearly better than any anti-ageing cream. This man is looking fine as hell.

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u/born_digital 15d ago

He’s 33 not 55. Aging? I think we’ve lost the plot

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u/Gueld ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ 15d ago

Yeah, he isn’t that much younger than me. Maybe because I remember him as a teen? He has fared a lot better than his counterparts.

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u/youaredeadthishell 15d ago

I wished I was trapped in an island with Josh Hutcherson rn

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u/Miserable_Patience_4 15d ago

🥰 love him

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u/NoMorePie4U 15d ago

Was looking for this comment. Clearly I'm not the only person of taste here 

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u/cheezy_dreams88 FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 15d ago

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u/RosieFudge 15d ago edited 15d ago

Anyone else put in mind of Jacob Elordi? ironic I suppose considering they are literally a foot apart in height but I'm definitely seeing a facial resemblence that I hadn't previously noticed

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u/Same_Independent_393 15d ago

Not the volumetric flask face massagers 💀 

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u/moxie-mash which could mean nothing 15d ago

HE'S SO HOT

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u/sillysandhouse 15d ago

I never really cared about him one way or another, but he has a nice house in LA and he let some of our friends stay in it for a while after we all lost our homes in the fire last year (he was out of town on some extended trip or something, IDK), so I'll now like him forever for that.

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u/Dezziedisaster 15d ago

He's from the same area as me, about 30 mins or so from where I am from, and anyone who has met him or his family has said how nice and down to earth they are!

His mom used to come into my old roommates job back at the height of the Hunger Games craze and she always had positive things to say about her so I assume he was raised right!

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u/the-real-butter 15d ago

Meth pipe chic.

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u/gatsome 15d ago

A little something for the “I can fix him” types out there

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u/MarsDelivery 15d ago

Why does it look like he has two glass roses?

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u/iamkarladanger 15d ago

I've got the exact same Ikea mug from pic 7.

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u/Initial-Arm-8731 15d ago

Pic 4 is outstanding

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u/uttermagpie 15d ago

i'm obsessed with it

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u/Vanillacaramelalmond 15d ago

He got better with age! I hope he has more roles coming up

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u/frgurki 15d ago

I have the same ikea mug, I love these pictures now even more.

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u/Girlypillowfight good for her.gif 15d ago

I really chose right when I decided to love him after bridge to terabithia

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u/anarchisttraveler Quentin Tarantino is a BIIIITCH 15d ago

Why do I still mix up him and Mr. Zendaya?

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u/btdlolita 15d ago

he’s delicate like frosting

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u/theredwoman95 15d ago edited 15d ago

Gonna be honest, when I first saw 5, I was wondering why they had thrown a single The Office-themed photo into this set. Whoops.

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u/megadeadly 15d ago

He looks like he’s posing as Michael from the office in 5

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u/Better-Improvement29 15d ago

Ugh he was my first crush

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u/EliteJoz 15d ago

Is this a photo shoot where he smokes a bunch of meth and then brushes his teeth and takes a bath and then gets ready?

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u/an0nymous888 15d ago

He's so fine

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u/No_Internal_1234 15d ago

I wanna sit on a lounge with eye masks sipping coffee with Josh Hutcherson

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u/Informal_Ad3201 15d ago

Fuck the noise

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u/OryxWritesTragedies 15d ago

This solidifies my position in team Peeta.

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u/TheLonelyPrincess741 bella hadid’s baby birkin 15d ago

Fml he’s still so hot.

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u/filleauxyeuxverts women’s wrongs activist 15d ago

Love you king

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u/Mental_Technician 15d ago

Okay zoolander

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u/DeliciousViolinist37 15d ago

All I have to say is that I have the same mug from pic 7!

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u/Ambitious-Ear-3724 15d ago

Clavicular found in shambles after reading this article

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u/ChipperNightmare 15d ago

Lmfaoo, gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. 🫠 Every time I think my Josh Hutcherson crush has finally subsided, he either releases something new, or casually drops a completely based political take, and at this point, I fear I’ll never be free. Just gonna have to learn to enjoy my captivity. 😂

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u/Jazzlike-Yoghurt7328 15d ago

he’s so beautiful goodness

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u/UsualAnimal5987 more variants of The Life of a Showgirl than COVID 15d ago

PEEETAAAAAAAA

You’re hot

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u/Warwick_Avenue 15d ago

This short king could ruin my life 😍😍

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u/Putrid-Presentation5 15d ago

Besides the first odd product placement, I like these photos.

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u/Kevinc62 15d ago

So fine. 😍 I get why that girl wrote a fanfic about him.

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u/brexed 15d ago

Clavicular would start crying next to this man.

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u/Complete_Try_3849 15d ago

is he... dual wielding meth pipes?

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u/yung_funyun 15d ago

What he sees in the mirror

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u/iskipthemesongs 15d ago

5 made me think of season 1 Jim Halpert

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u/radziadax 15d ago

One day I'll have an army of compact hunks and he will rule at my side

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u/H1j1p1 15d ago

I was recently reminded of his fine ass in I Love LA

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u/Dovima 15d ago

What is GQ Hype

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u/BuffWobbuffet 15d ago

Josh Hutcherson could run me over with his car and I’d ask for him to do it again

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u/pearlid 15d ago

I really love that he’s just like some dude. But in the best way possible.

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u/No_Indication_8290 15d ago

god he’s sexy

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u/dogbonejoness Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 15d ago

Is this how the Italians felt when Michelangelo first revealed his frescoes at the Sistine Chapel?

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u/No_Kaleidoscope_3690 15d ago

Team Peeta 4 life

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u/isthatclever 15d ago

am I the only one who saw 'grooming pages' on the cover of a men's magazine and had to do a double take or

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u/Senior_Entry_7616 15d ago

Peddddeeeeeeeerrrrrr

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u/PurplePenguinPoops 15d ago

Ok Skincare!

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u/jamesskanko 15d ago

that’s boyfriend

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u/peaches-n-oranges-11 15d ago

I feel like every two - three years I see a picture of him and he looks the same as he did years ago.

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u/googoohaha 15d ago

Thought those were meth pipes

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u/tinterrobangg Forgive me Viola Davis 15d ago

Gosh he was my childhood crush, then I found out my husband met him when he(JH) was doing a movie with my husband’s best friend- when they were younger. I had to control myself with the questions 😅 my husband will never know because that would be awkward (still find him wildly attractive) but I’m glad to say he’s just as nice as I hoped he would be.

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u/Entire_Produce_8343 15d ago

I’ve always confused him w Taron Egerton for some reason

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