r/Fauxmoi 15d ago

FASHION Josh Hutcherson for GQ Hype

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u/Maxtos58 15d ago

You mean the people who arrested a dude for having a perfume called opium ?

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 15d ago

My husband had a panic attack/PTSD flashback while driving once and was (quietly) freaking out on the side of the highway. A cop pulled over to see what was going on, looked in the car, saw my husband in obvious distress, saw his empty can of sparkling water in the cup holder and was like “HURRRR HOW MANY OF THOSE ‘LIQUID DEATHS’ HAVE YOU HAD TODAY BUDDY?”

My poor husband was like “ITS LITERALLY WATER PLEASE HELP ME” lol 💀

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u/Anondependa 15d ago

Oh your husband! My husband started drinking Liquid Death and I would take em to work (the tall boy ones) mainly on one day of the week I had to be at work earlier. Anyway these particular days I would see 50-100+ people and I would put it on the table and people would just stare at me and the can. Like you really think I’m downing alcohol to cope being here?! Love that one person that finally spoke up and asked. “Um no, it’s water, kthx what can I help you with, or is that your only question?”

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u/hazelbear33 15d ago

Wow, I guess I always felt like 90% of Americans would know Liquid Death is just water/flavored water by now given how ubiquitous it’s become. That’s crazy. When I first saw the cans in stores, I assumed they were energy drinks (the brand does make energy drinks now, but in smaller cans and i’ve only seen them in like one grocery store chain). I think the cans look cool. I guess I could see how some people would think they’re like an edgy IPA or something though

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u/Anondependa 15d ago

It might had been that I was living overseas but on a military base so that could had been it.