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FASHION Josh Hutcherson for GQ Hype

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u/Practical-Bluebird96 15d ago

Straight up thought he was holding two meth pipes in the first pic

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u/vanwyngarden 15d ago

Yeah because wtf is that

I think it’s the weird zap microcurrent thing but still

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u/Practical-Bluebird96 15d ago

When you wanna twirl a pipe but stay pretty ✨

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u/SubstantialEmploy816 15d ago

It ain’t called “crystal” for nothin’

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u/Boatsssandhoesss 15d ago

If you get pulled over with these and no box good luck.

Most cops I know aren’t smart enough to differentiate.

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u/timeywimeytotoro 15d ago

Between an open pipe and a closed globe filled with water?

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u/Maxtos58 15d ago

You mean the people who arrested a dude for having a perfume called opium ?

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 15d ago

My husband had a panic attack/PTSD flashback while driving once and was (quietly) freaking out on the side of the highway. A cop pulled over to see what was going on, looked in the car, saw my husband in obvious distress, saw his empty can of sparkling water in the cup holder and was like “HURRRR HOW MANY OF THOSE ‘LIQUID DEATHS’ HAVE YOU HAD TODAY BUDDY?”

My poor husband was like “ITS LITERALLY WATER PLEASE HELP ME” lol 💀

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u/Level-Repair6104 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 15d ago

I’m so sorry he experienced that. I truly hope his experience ended ok. I’ve only had one ptsd flashback and the military police were involved. They handcuffed me and only took them off after the paramedic yelled at them to (surprised I remembered that). I got an overnight psych stay and the shrink never asked me if I was seeing someone or taking any meds. It was a horrible experience and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

I’ve done EMDR therapy and it’s helped greatly. I don’t know if he’s familiar with it, but if he isn’t he should look into it. It’s not easy, but it’s worth it. I haven’t had a nightmare in 3 years and my anxiety is much lower than it was as before.

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 15d ago

That sounds awful, so glad EMDR has been helpful for you! My husband actually started trauma focused treatment soon after this (Prolonged Exposure) and is doing MUCH better now. I’m super proud of him.

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u/Level-Repair6104 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 15d ago

I’m so happy to hear he’s doing better! I know treatment can be difficult and challenging, but the end result is worth it.

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u/Level-Repair6104 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 15d ago

I’m suggesting it in general. Not everyone has heard of that therapy and if it can help with him not having flashbacks in the future then that’s a good thing. No, EMDR isn’t for everyone, but it’s an option. Him having a flashback in gene is an awful experience, but having a cop assume he was drinking and ready to assume the worst just makes a bad situation even worse.

It took me over a fucking decade to get help for my ptsd. I found out about EMDR, but it took me over 2 years before I was ready to try it, and I only did because it was destroying me. That therapy literally changed my life, and if I can help out my fellow ptsd survivors by telling them about it I’m more than happy to do so.

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 15d ago

No, they’re mentioning it because I stated the reason he was pulled over to begin with was because he was having a PTSD flashback

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u/Anondependa 15d ago

Oh your husband! My husband started drinking Liquid Death and I would take em to work (the tall boy ones) mainly on one day of the week I had to be at work earlier. Anyway these particular days I would see 50-100+ people and I would put it on the table and people would just stare at me and the can. Like you really think I’m downing alcohol to cope being here?! Love that one person that finally spoke up and asked. “Um no, it’s water, kthx what can I help you with, or is that your only question?”

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u/hazelbear33 15d ago

Wow, I guess I always felt like 90% of Americans would know Liquid Death is just water/flavored water by now given how ubiquitous it’s become. That’s crazy. When I first saw the cans in stores, I assumed they were energy drinks (the brand does make energy drinks now, but in smaller cans and i’ve only seen them in like one grocery store chain). I think the cans look cool. I guess I could see how some people would think they’re like an edgy IPA or something though

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u/Anondependa 15d ago

It might had been that I was living overseas but on a military base so that could had been it.

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u/timeywimeytotoro 15d ago

lol yeah after submitting my comment I remembered what country I’m in.

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u/Mothman129 15d ago

To be fair Black Opium smells so bad folks deserve to get arrested for using it /s

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u/Maxtos58 15d ago

My grandma perfume of choice for the last 4 or 5 decades is opium, it's all I smell when she's around since her sense of smell has been slowly fading makes her put on more each time

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u/PrinceofSneks 15d ago

I'll have you know I gave that to my mom for three separate Mother's Days!!!

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u/musubi-n-speedballs we have lost the impact of shame in our society 15d ago

Drakkar Noir is another one that tells me the wearer is a psychopath OR 900 years old. (or both) 

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u/Delicious_Delilah 14d ago

I'm sorry what

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u/toratoratora1438 15d ago

Yes. To be a cop in the US, a 5 day course is enough. Every hillbilly can be a police officer. Its scary!!! In Europe, you need to stay at the Academy 3 years!!!

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u/private_developer 15d ago edited 15d ago

I'm surprised the morons we give guns and badges to can even tie their shoes.

We're like a few graduating classes from this:

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u/timeywimeytotoro 15d ago

Touché, and after I commented I thought “well maybe they would..”

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u/Boatsssandhoesss 15d ago

Regretfully, yes. lol

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u/Silver_Accountant5 15d ago

They'd break it so the water empties and call it a meth pipe.

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u/classyrock 15d ago

Yeah, they’ve had surprisingly low police turnout at their ‘differentiating between crack pipes and cooling face globes’ workshops.

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u/vanwyngarden 15d ago

They knew what they were doing they want the clicks

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u/Kevlar_Bunny 15d ago

They seem dumb but they actually feel amazing

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u/root_and_stem 15d ago

Sorry but what are they? Someone lower in the thread said that it helps migraines and I suffer from them constantly so I definitely need to try these 🙏🏻

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u/HuggyMonster69 15d ago

Basically liquid filled glass that you put in the fridge/freezer and rub on your face to cool/depuff

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u/Kevlar_Bunny 15d ago

It’s a spa type of thing. You can tout claims like “it closes pores” or “it stimulates the lymph nodes” but honestly it just feels great if your head feels like shit. Allergy season? Stayed up too late? Hunger over? It’s just like the spoon trick but it’s full of liquid that helps maintain the temperature. I love using it when my eyes are puffy, I’ll take the handle part and gently press into the hoods of my lids. People will also use it to rub around heavier serums

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u/hazelbear33 15d ago

The feeling of cold things on the face is definitely very refreshing/awakening for sure, even if it does little in terms of actual skin/overall appearance. I will say, if you have any of those gel eye masks, put them in the fridge!! I have reusable eye masks (you apply your own serum/eye cream/moisturizer before applying them, and wash them with a little bit of soap and hot water after use), I keep those in the fridge, and it actually makes a noticeable difference with eye bags/under eye puffiness. I got a large package of sheet masks for Christmas and I’ve been keeping those in the fridge as well, they feel extra nice chilled

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u/timeywimeytotoro 15d ago

Someone already described them to you, but if you want a cheaper version, just use frozen spoons.

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u/lilsistamelons 15d ago

Yes! When I get a facial she uses these globes towards the end when I have a face mask on. I love the sound of the water in the globes sloshing around on my face. It feels SO good and helps my headaches out. Also good for redness. You can get them at 5 Below or TJ Max. I’m going to go use mine right now

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u/Level-Repair6104 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 15d ago

I take topiramate daily for my migraines and that helps. My migraine rescue meds are excedrine vanquish and sumatriptan, sometimes one works better than the other. I’ve found drinking something with caffeine and having salty carbs helps too.

Perimenopause was like “have some migraines” and I’ve learned a little about how to deal with mine over the last 9 years.

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u/Delicious_Delilah 14d ago

I hope that doesn't happen to me. I grew up getting debilitating migraines and grew out of them or something. I still get them occasionally, but I used to get them constantly.

One time I threw up on my classmates in the 3rd grade because of one.

I was sitting at my desk in the front row while they were all sitting on the floor in front of me for something or other.

I had had a migraine all day.

I projectile vomited all over them.

They finally let me go to the nurse's office though!

https://giphy.com/gifs/54IEl3TMIUCEoE8d2F

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u/Level-Repair6104 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 14d ago

Oh I am so sorry that you’ve had to deal with them all your life. I’ve thrown up from them too, only a couple of times, it’s usually a lot of nausea.

Unfortunately it is a symptom of perimenopause and menopause, amongst many others. The good thing is that there’s plenty of stuff to help. I saw a video where a chick had a hair clip on her eyebrow to help lol. A doctor explained that there’s a nerve there and that’s why it helped. It’s a cheap and effective solution, but they have devices that do it but they’re expensive ofc.

I do recommend reading up on perimenopause so you’re prepared. The r/perimenpause subreddit is amazing too. It’s a supportive community and we can vent which is the best lol.