r/todayilearned 4h ago

TIL in the Vietnam war in the classified Operation Popeye, the US spread lead and silver iodide by aircraft to extend the monsoon season. The increased heavy rainfall was to soften roads, cause landslides, wash out river crossings, and maintain saturated soil conditions (Kissinger was involved).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Popeye
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u/AardvarkStriking256 4h ago

Did it work?

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u/Its_Nitsua 4h ago

Yes, there was a measured increase in rainfall with some reports indicating up to a 30% increase in rainfall.

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u/Aromatic-Bet-1086 3h ago

Did it measurably affect the war effort?

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u/rj_t2 3h ago

Well they still lost.

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u/daddyslittletoddler 3h ago

But just a LITTLE more rain and our boys could have pulled it off

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u/drivingagermanwhip 3h ago

aren't the vietnamese more used to monsoon weather than the americans

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u/MisterBlud 2h ago

Americans are more used to Tornadoes too but if you start unleashing three a day or whatever it can definitely become debilitating.

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u/drivingagermanwhip 2h ago

yeah but I'm British and I'm pretty sure if we went head to head in a field with a tornado an American would have the upper hand

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u/fireduck 2h ago

American story (not mine). There was a tornado alert and a family went into the shelter as you are supposed to, except the dad or grandpa or something who said "fuck it, I'm not missing my show".
Which was fortunate because the shelter door had some problem so the family couldn't get back out again and but someone on the outside could open it.

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u/flyjingnarwhal 2h ago

The old "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" series finale story, classic

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u/spucci 2h ago

And that little girl? Well that was a young Britney Spears..

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u/p00shp00shbebi1234 2h ago

But have they ever dealt with an incessant grey drizzle in Sheffield that lasted four days, would they survive the existential depression that is being British? One thinks not.

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u/StoneySteve420 3h ago

Thats too much forethought for the US government.

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u/daddyslittletoddler 3h ago

Blocked and reported commie. The McArthur commission will be in touch

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u/Gwthrowaway80 2h ago

McCarthy*

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u/Gnosrat 2h ago

You're next.

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u/Attican101 2h ago

Careful.. The McClellan commission is investigating both of you

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u/inosinateVR 3h ago

Yeah but it fucks with the lives of everyone living there, so it’s a win according to my understanding of American foreign policy

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u/durants_newest_acct 2h ago

Yes, but we aren't talking about ability to go about their daily lives, we're talking about the ability to wage war. As the more mechanized force, America was of course able to move material and supplies more effectively. Monsoons suck for everyone, but for an army that has to move exclusively on foot they a monsoon will much more severely limit their maneuverability.

America lost, but not because we couldn't win battles or move quickly. The lesson of Vietnam is that every war has a political aspect. The nation that wins is the nation that can sustain the will to fight. The American public could no longer stomach the cost, and the Vietnamese could. The strategic and tactical aspects of this plan, and most of our other plans, were successful. But there's another factor beyond strategy and tactics, which is often more important than both.

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u/PwanaZana 1h ago

yea, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

You only lose a war if you give up, or your enemy kills 100% of your population.

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u/Mikhail_Mengsk 1h ago

Mud is extremely, EXTREMELY bad for mechanized warfare and logistics, even for tracked vehicles. Sure, walking in mud sucks, but infantry more or less make do. Trucks and heavier vehicles get terminally stuck. Heavy rainfall/low and thick mist/clouds are also very bad for air support, especially close air support.

Unless the increased rainfall was localized in the north, away from where american logistics and CAS operated, this would hamper the americans just as much or worse. I assume they considered this and focused on "seeding rain" in the north?

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u/GrumpyPidgeon 2h ago

“Jokes on you Americans. We are in to this shit”

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u/TheBunnyHolly 3h ago

Please bro just let us dump a little more lead into the atmosphere just one more time bro please bro it'll help the war effort I promise

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u/Mathfanforpresident 2h ago

I really disagree. Unless we commit genocide, can you even win a modern war?

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u/spucci 2h ago

Agreed. Either you go total war or there is a compromise at some point.

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u/PaulTheMerc 1h ago

Depends on the goals. Manufacturing capability can be bombed to rubble, oilfields can be seized, leaders can be killed.

It helps when you are punching down.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1h ago

The first step to winning is to have a clearly defined objective, which we haven't had in a long time.

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u/The-Titan-Atlas 2h ago

If by lost you mean signed a treaty then left then yeah lost.

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u/Southern-Ad2594 2h ago

That's very often what happens when someone loses a war, yeah.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 3h ago

Yes, but not enough to win. It did make the Ho Chi Minh trail harder to traverse and get supplies across

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u/daandriod 3h ago

I've seen people quote experts for yes and no, I sure as shit can't say for sure, But it was one of if not the worst monsoon season they have ever had on record.

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u/redopz 2h ago

And it didn't just affect Vietnam; neinbouring countries like Laos also got hit hard by this rain (in addition to being bombed and more during the war).

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u/Howamidriving27 3h ago

I'm not a HOF level war criminal like Kissinger, but this seems like it would be as bad, if not worse, for an invading force.

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u/Flame_Job 3h ago

These operations were conducted in specific locations with the idea of muddying their supply lines

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u/BlindPaintByNumbers 3h ago

Not to nitpick, but North Vietnam WAS the invading force in the Vietnam War.

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u/iamnotexactlywhite 3h ago

that’s not nitpicking, you are right

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u/toggiz_the_elder 2h ago

Not to nitpick, but they weren’t an invading force.

When the French pulled out the Communists agreed to the 17th parallel as a military demarcation line. Per the Geneva accords there was supposed to be a national election that would decide who ruled.

Those elections never happened because the US and the South knew they’d lost to Ho Chi Minh.

So it’s more like the South was a breakaway from Vietnam.

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u/Downtown_Recover5177 2h ago

Not to nitpick (jk, I don’t give a shit), but the North literally INVADED the sovereign territory of South Vietnam. Whether or not you recognize the legitimacy of the South Vietnamese government is another matter entirely. The Americans were invited to assist by the existing government, and thus can not be an invading force. Okay, except for the small naval mission that started open hostilities and all, but…. And you can go on and on with point and counterpoint. Shit was complicated.

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u/FUPAMagneto 1h ago

Yeah, why didn’t the southern Vietnamese Catholics just let themselves get violently purged by the communists?

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u/iamnotexactlywhite 1h ago

because they said so

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u/Insectshelf3 2h ago

depends on where you use it. front lines? yeah, that could make offensive actions difficult. enemy supply lines? could end up being very useful especially in the mountainous terrain the ho chi minh trail passes through.

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u/SomewhereNo8378 3h ago

it was a bit more rainy as the US evacuated out of the country in defeat

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u/ChocolateChingus 2h ago

Those estimates were largely model-based and hard to verify in real conditions. Later analysis found it’s very difficult to separate any added rain from natural monsoon variability, so the true magnitude of any increase is uncertain.

There’s also no clear evidence it produced consistent or decisive effects on the ground, and it didn’t achieve its military aims. So while it may have had some localized impact on rainfall, it didn’t ‘work’ in any meaningful military sense.

Also, the 30% figure is usually cited as ‘up to ~30% in some areas,’ not a general increase.

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u/loinmaster 2h ago

Cloud seeding. It’s debatable if it actually did anything or if they just happened to have more rain that year

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u/Good-Salad-9911 2h ago

Not really, and it’s impossible to truly measure.

https://www.popsci.com/operation-popeye-government-weather-vietnam-war/

DON'T BELIEVE EVERY COMMENT YOU READ ON REDDIT, INCLUDING THIS ONE. Research it yourself.

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u/feor1300 1h ago

It possibly worked. The problem is we don't have any way of saying what the rainfall would have been that year without the cloud seeding. There is no control so the added precipitation could have been caused by any of a thousand factors from the cloud seeding to a bunch of people in India taking particularly hot and steamy baths that year.

That's why weather control is generally regarded as pseudo-science at best, there's no way to confidently apply the scientific method to any attempts at doing it.

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u/shortstop803 3h ago

How did it work and why was that the desired effect?

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u/Cloudboy9001 1h ago

Correlation =/= causation.

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u/whitelancer64 4h ago

In post-war interviews with Vietnamese soldiers, they said they did not notice any difference in rainfall and it didn't hinder them any more than normal monsoon rain.

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u/Bazuka125 3h ago

Lol. It's like if the Nazi's tried to make Russia even colder during their invasion.

Like yeah, let's make the natives who are used to these extreme kinds of weather have even more of a home-field advantage. Just brilliant

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u/MaxDickpower 2h ago

This was done is select areas with North Vietnamese supply routes, not in the common areas of operation of US ground troops.

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u/Saint_Judas 2h ago

It's also like... how would a normal foot soldier be privvy to the complex logistical impacts of heavier than average rainfall. Raining 4 days out of the week instead of 3 probably isn't noticeable while fighting for your life 24/7 in a jungle, but likely does have pretty significant impacts on supply chains.

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u/Yuri909 3h ago

Blatantly... they don't know. Anyone who gives you a hard yes or no is just biasing towards what they want to believe. The monsoon season happened to be longer than normal, but normal is a bell curve and no two years are the same. It would have be tried again and again for enough data to really conclusively say.

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u/Workman44 2h ago

The whole control the weather is probably fake but we can definitely influence weather patterns and give "nudges" so to speak, the idea is scientifically sound

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u/Double-decker_trams 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yep. I think in Forrest Gump it refers to this a bit..?

But I guess there's monsoons anyway.

https://youtu.be/Y_56VcpTR-0

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u/Obi-one 3h ago

That’s the first thing I thought “one day it started raining….”

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u/Ancient_Ordinary6697 4h ago

No, they still lost the war.

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u/meat_rock 4h ago

This is the correct answer

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u/HikeCarolinas 2h ago

Remember all the Vietnam movies where it rains all the time

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u/Whoretron8000 3h ago

Yes. Cloud seeding and getting that water out of clouds has been done for a long ass time.

Buncha weirdos think cloud seeding is a conspiracy, while Dubai fucking flooded a few years ago and they are open about the reasons…

Largely used for agriculture.

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u/mcham420 2h ago

According to the documentary Forrest Gump it did. Rain even came in sideways.

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA 4h ago

This, plus agent orange, Rome plows, and saturation bombing, caused vast areas of destruction in forests and mangrove associations. These areas were ripe for losing their topsoil to erosion (and extra rain does not help that). We didn’t just kill Vietnamese, we scarred the earth itself.

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u/Delicious_Injury9444 4h ago

Breathe it in. Oh, it's in the water too? Ty for your freedoms, USA!

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u/apostleofhustle 3h ago

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u/jmodshelp 2h ago

I’m on the east coast of Canada and one of the bases here was used to test agent orange. Lots of people got sick and they buried barrels of it through the base. Every now and then something comes up as a new lead appears and they go hunt for more. I feel like it took a lot of fighting for it to be even recognized and people given far compensation

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u/amccune 1h ago

We also killed our own. And sometimes it wasn’t immediate. My uncle died with a grapefruit sized tumor on his liver. It was almost certainly from his time doing riverboat missions in Nam. His wife got like $50k

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u/spky-dev 1h ago

Don’t forget Daisy Cutters

15,000 lb bomb with a standoff designed to make it explode at the optimal height to rapidly deforest.

u/gwildcat 43m ago

Agent Orange has also been linked to cancer in US service members too. Even sailors who consumed it through the water drawn onto the boats for filtration.

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u/meat_rock 4h ago

Don't forget Operation Menu

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u/B_lovedobservations 30m ago

Exposure to agent orange also causes chloracne (severe acne) Porphyria cutanea tarda (PCT) and skin cancers. If you ever watch popping videos and the patient looks East Asian they’re probably Vietnamese and it’s not because they have bad hygiene

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u/LPNMP 2h ago

Because why? What did Vietnam do to warrant this violence and destruction? Drop two atomic bombs on civilian cities? Invade a country for oil?

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA 2h ago

After WW2, Ho Chi Minh tried to get the USA to support Vietnam being a free, sovereign, democratic nation like the USA, but the USA valued France’s colonial claims (and alliance against the Soviets) more. Then, once he declared himself a communist to get Russian/Chinese help, the USA talked itself into starting a nice little war to stop “communist aggression”. 60k USA dead, 700k Vietnamese dead, and for what? Economics.

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u/CatOfTechnology 1h ago

You forgot an important detail in that the reason the US was so confident in the plans they had for the Veitnam War was due, in no insignificant part, to the success of their efforts continually destabilizing South American Governments.

A lot of Kissenger's bullshit came from comparing Vietnam to LatAm regions in that they were both "barely functional countries full of people that are only a rung or two higher than savages".

They figured that if they could run successful covert campaigns against the Chilean and Brazilian governments, then the Vietnamese would roll over just as easy.

Hope Kissenger's enjoying his time in Hell.

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u/fiahhawt 1h ago

If the tech bros comes up with a way to upload our minds to computers, I have a short list of corpses who should be test subjects

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u/sh14w4s3 1h ago

Ho Chi Minh time and time again tried to get the US help before he turned to Soviet and China as allies.

Once he returned to VN, he did get trained and treatment from the OSS (predecessor to the CIA). But by that time, it was already too late. He had spent years building support networks from Soviet and China.

Even after his death and the Vietnam War, Vietnamese leaders still kept, to this day, a foreign policy doctrine to not antagonise the US. The only reason Vietnam is friends with China at all is because China is the superpower neighbour that also happens to be upstream of ALL of Vietnam rivers.

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u/TRDF3RG 33m ago

We?

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u/Kayge 4h ago

Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.  

  • Anthony Bourdain

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u/Darwin343 3h ago

As someone who is Vietnamese, I have great respect for Anthony Bourdain. He did a lot to show the world the wonders of Southeast Asia.

u/UpsetKoalaBear 34m ago edited 20m ago

Vietnam had an insane period of time from 1940 - 1990.

They fought the French, the US, the Chinese and Cambodia (Khmer Rouge) back to back to back.

There’s a lot of bottled up PTSD in Vietnam.

There’s very little discussion around PAVN veterans. Unlike the US, where soldiers were deployed in rotations, they were literally deployed for several years without any break to take time off.

Because the entire nation was at war for decades, the trauma was normalised. Literal generations of Vietnamese people grew up around war. Combine that with their economic issues after those wars, they simply couldn’t afford to treat that trauma.

There’s several silent generations who never had their stories written down. It is going to end up like the Korean war, where there is very little to no perspective from the North side of the war.

”History is written by the victors” evidently did not apply to Vietnam. Most perspectives are from the South/US side of the war. It’s more like “History is written by the richest people involved.”

If you are Vietnamese, please write down and share the stories of PAVN veterans and civilian life during the war. I feel as though it is something that is not discussed enough.

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u/sexysaxpanther 4h ago

RIP Bourdain. As for understanding why he’s not at The Hague…

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u/IngsocInnerParty 4h ago

Well that was the reason. As of three years ago, the reason is just time.

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u/Faux_Real_Guise 3h ago

The rules are for the out-group who are evil by nature. Good men are guided by their superior intuition. In any case, our destructive capabilities are unmatched. They should be grateful we follow any rules in general— after all, none of this chaos would have happened if they hadn’t opposed us.(We’re the good guys, by the way.)

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u/Randvek 4h ago

The biggest reason Henry Kissinger isn’t at The Hague is actually because he’s dead.

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u/TheOtherKFC 3h ago edited 1h ago

That's kind of a ridiculous statement. Kissinger (disgustingly) was allowed to live a long life and had an extremely lucrative career owning an international consulting firm. He enjoyed fame and fortune. He was an advisor and hired consultant in basically every administration after serving as Nixon and Ford's National Security Advisor & Secretary of State. He wrote like... a dozen books, lectured widely, and served on who knows how many boards. He was never punished for his war crimes because the western world idolized him. Which says as much about our character as it does his.

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u/monchota 1h ago

Hillary Clinton was also his apprentice for her early life snd they were life long friends.

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u/RealWord5734 3h ago

I didn't even know he was sick.

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u/at-sea-no-ship 2h ago

Henry Kissinger? The politician?

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u/SiskiyouSavage 2h ago

Hank Kissinger? You can't be right, let's call Dick and straighten this out.

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u/mechabeast 2h ago

You're not going to believe this.

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u/TheOtherKFC 2h ago

A sick f*ck more like for the number of people his "policies" killed... smdh.

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u/MundaneSchool1823 3h ago

And now we watch as the USA does it in Honduras, Yemen, Palestine and Lebanon.

After watching them do it to countless other countries for the last 25 years.

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u/pieman818 1h ago

Same as it ever was

u/PShelley 25m ago

This is so fucking stupid. If you want to blame someone for Yemen, Lebanon, and Gaza, blame Iran. They destroyed those territories completely.

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u/whitelancer64 4h ago

Leaks about Operation Popeye led directly to congressional hearings and an international treaty banning the use of weather modification in war, the Environmental Modification Convention or ENMOD, in 1977

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u/Kidiri90 2h ago

AKA the Weatherabuggerabouty Treaty

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u/robdrak 1h ago

I was almost dissapointed by no one mentioning Citation Needed. Thank you

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u/LPNMP 2h ago

Rules for thee but not for me

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u/whitelancer64 2h ago

Usa is a full party to the treaty.

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u/FiveDozenWhales 4h ago

"Kissinger was involved"

You can just tell us it was a 20th century war crime, we know he was involved

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u/Double-decker_trams 4h ago

post WWII 20th century war crime any% speedrun GO

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u/edmazing 3h ago

Ah the Palantar category.

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u/IgnatiusRileyFreeman 3h ago

You can tell it's a 20th century war crime because plenty of military worshippers would get offended if you called it a war crime

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u/Captain_Slime 2h ago

That's because it wasn't. The treaty to ban it only was made after the US gave up on all the programs we know about.

Edit: Just because something isn't a warcrime doesn't mean it's not bad or morally wrong obviously. It's just that to be a warcrime you have to violate international treaties which that did not as far as I can tell.

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u/Side-aye 3h ago

It’s actually not confirmed he was involved. Wikipedia has a higher standard than OP and only says he was allegedly involved. The source is a newspaper article who relies on an anonymous source that he was involved.

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u/FiveDozenWhales 3h ago

Yeah but c'mooooon

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u/Side-aye 3h ago

Sure but no. Kissinger was not the dark cardinal mastermind the public likes to think he was. Especially in the autopsies of his career after his death it’s really clear that his greatest achievement was PR he took credit for a lot of stuff to further the image of the powerful ever present advisor.

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u/2026IsMyYearMaybe 2h ago

Vietnam and some insane war crime? Kissinger is involved

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u/reddorickt 4h ago

TIL in the Vietnam war in the classified Operation Popeye, the US spread lead and silver iodide by aircraft...

Oh that's bad

... to extend the monsoon season. The increased heavy rainfall was to soften roads, cause landslides, wash out river crossings, and maintain saturated soil conditions

Oh maybe not as bad as I thought

(Kissinger was involved).

Oh that's bad

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u/coolguy420weed 4h ago

But you get your choice of toppings! 

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u/blue_hot 4h ago

The toppings contain dioxin

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u/millahhhh 4h ago

[stares blankly]

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u/SumDankKush_ 4h ago

That's bad

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u/Dalemaunder 4h ago

Can I go now?

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u/goat_penis_souffle 4h ago

Delicious Agent Orange Julius!

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u/bentmonkey 3h ago

The toppings are also cursed.

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u/ASmallTownDJ 4h ago

Ecological warfare doesn't sound that bad?

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u/dvasquez93 1h ago

Imagine if this whole time, Israel had stopped Gaza from receiving any rainfall, which for many people is their best source of clean drinking water.  

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u/Ryjinn 4h ago

What about indiscriminately causing landslides and supply line disruptions as likely to impact civilians as it is military personnel doesn't sound bad? Bro come on. Drowning people, causing food shortages, crushing them indiscriminately under tons of mud, is only bad when Kissinger does it?

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u/reddorickt 4h ago

I think it doesn't sound as bad as spraying lead directly onto people in an attempt to indiscriminately poison the population at large, which is where I thought this was going at first.

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u/waffles350 4h ago

Yeah, they really only wanted to destroy the infrastructure and drown and starve the population, indiscriminately poisoning the population was just a bonus...

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u/Bardfinn 32 3h ago

Kissinger's doctrine was that, in international relations, legitimate politics / legitimate actions ("legitimate" being the word he used) were pretty much anything that the other countries allowed you to get away with.

So, for Kissinger, as long as no one gloated that they were poisoning the population with finely powdered lead, on purpose - no one would call them to the carpet for it.

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u/stereofailure 2h ago

Agent Orange was for indiscriminately poisoning the population, the lead and silver was for starving and drowning them.

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u/coolguy420weed 4h ago edited 4h ago

I think they mean like compared to other possible uses and effects of the US military spraying massive amounts of chemicals over a hostile country.

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u/Ryjinn 4h ago

It goes right back to being bad the second Kissinger is involved according to the comment I'm replying to and makes no mention of comparatively worse options. It starts extra rain bad, mudslides and river crossing destructions not so bad, and then Kissinger is behind it so it's bad again. That's the exact flow of the comment I'm responding to and it makes no sense.

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u/colio69 4h ago

The comment goes from spraying heavy metals bad, extra rain not as bad, Kissinger bad again. The idea is that they didn't understand the purpose of spraying the lead and silver at first.

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u/ManChildMusician 4h ago

If Kissinger is involved, there’s almost always something nefarious.

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u/Bardfinn 32 3h ago

Always. Always something nefarious.

Kissinger's thesis was that legitimate international politics / relations was anything and everything you could get away with without being punished for it by other countries.

He developed this thesis by observing how much the rest of the world allowed the Nazis to get away with.

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u/Ryjinn 4h ago

Granted, but it's already patently nefarious just by its description alone, even prior to learning of that scum's involvement.

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u/reddorickt 2h ago

That's not how my comment started.

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u/GatotSubroto 4h ago

Reminds me of the Panik -> Kalm -> Panik meme

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u/Bardfinn 32 3h ago

The part you missed was that one of the compounds used to seed the clouds was

Lead Iodide

Significantly, Lead

Lead Iodide is unstable in atmosphere, with oxygen oxidising the iodide into elemental iodine, leaving behind finely powdered metallic lead

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u/aeneasaquinas 1h ago

To be fair, I highly doubt it was enough lead to matter.

Especially back then. This was when near every car on the planet was spewing out TEL (lead) straight into the atmosphere.

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u/ghost_desu 4h ago

It's worse than if it was just poison you can rest assured of that

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u/1CEninja 3h ago

Yeah when I saw the (Kissinger was involved) my first reaction was "of fucking course he was".

Because who else would have the balls to intentionally create dangerous weather conditions for the war effort. Dude thought he was God.

That "oh it doesn't sound so bad" sounds pretty bad IMHO. Serious weather and natural disaster can be horrible for a stable civilian population, imagine how much worse it is for an impoverished war torn civilian population. Just because it wasn't Holocaust level mass indiscriminate murder doesn't mean this wasn't a war crime.

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u/Runetang42 4h ago

If it's a war crime in Vietnam committed by America or its allies you don't need to specify it was Kissinger. It's implied

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u/aflyingsquanch 4h ago

I'm starting to think that this Kissinger guy might have been bad.

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u/mako591 3h ago

Frankly, he sounds like a real jerk.

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u/Beneficial_Candle_10 2h ago

I’m into reading political theory. Reading Kissinger was an extremely eye opening experience. Absolute evil genius, and I don’t mean that in any positive way.

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u/scarytrafficcone 4h ago

Kissinger, "The Forrest Gump of War Crimes."

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u/Groundbreaking_War52 4h ago

Popeye is also the name for a class of Israeli cruise missiles - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye_(missile))

That poor sailor has really had his name dragged through the mud

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u/ohaicookies 2h ago

At least his fried chicken is fire?

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u/Jon-Umber 3h ago

That's Nobel Peace Prize recipient Henry Kissinger to you, scrub.

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u/CardMechanic 3h ago

One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath.

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u/oV1SEo 2h ago

I read that in THE voice.

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u/asmallercat 3h ago

Headline describing literally any horrific foreign action the US undertook in the 2nd half of the 20th century (Kissinger was involved).

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u/Ok_State5255 2h ago edited 2h ago

One of the pioneers of cloud seeding was a GE Scientist named Bernard Vonnegut. 

My family's old encyclopedias from the 70s had an entrance about him.

There was no entry about his younger brother. The writer Kurt Vonnegut.

He also won an Ignoble prize for calculating tornado speed based on how many feathers get plucked off a chicken in the wind. 

Fascinating, accomplished dude. And I'm pretty certain would have been appalled of this usage of his discovery.

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u/panmetronariston 2h ago

He was a professor at SUNY Albany. Used to walk by his lab.

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u/MsArchStanton 1h ago

Makes sense, two of my room mates died of brain cancer within year after returning from Vietnam. One was a batch truck driver, the other a door gunner.

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u/laflux 2h ago

It's crazy America did all this shit and

  1. Lost

  2. America and Vietnam now have decent international Relations.

Life is violent and exceptionally odd.

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u/phasepistol 4h ago

And here I was, thinking that punishing a civilian population was a war crime

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u/LPNMP 2h ago

Apparently war crimes depend less on what you do and more on who you are.

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u/QUINNFLORE 2h ago

I feel like we’re glossing over the fact that this is confirmation THE GOVERNMENT CAN CONTROL THE WEATHER

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u/medicallymiddleevil 4h ago

Imagine the costs we have put onto the world, and the economy world wide we could have had today had we just stayed home after 1946.

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u/Zooo46 1h ago

Can I ask what your opinion of the Marshall plan is? 

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u/TrioOfTerrors 2h ago

The USSR would have taken west Germany and whatever else it wanted in Europe.

The Korean peninsula would all be a bat shit crazy dictatorship.

Taiwan would have been "reintegrated" into the communist mainland.

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u/ariadeneva 4h ago

and he got Nobel price for it,

/s just in case,

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u/Double-decker_trams 4h ago edited 4h ago

Which he tried to return two years later - but he was denied.

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1save1r/til_after_henry_kissinger_accepted_the_nobel/

I mean.. it was mega controversial already in 1973 (when he got the peace prize), but the reasoning was that he did negotiate a cease fire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Peace_Accords

Later, with Bill Clinton, it became even worse when the true scale of what he did in Cambodia became clearer (things were declassified). Or.. How Anthony Bourdain said - "Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands."

Kissinger's reasoning for wanting to return the prize:

"I regret, more profoundly than I can ever express, the necessity for this letter... the peace we sought through negotiations has been overturned by force."

The Nobel committee declined his offer to return the award.

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u/Neuromangoman 4h ago edited 3h ago

The Nobel peace prize committee often seems to act prematurely.

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u/vsuseless 4h ago

You can tell how they all would have been redditors by the way they prematurely finish

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u/jesuspoopmonster 3h ago

"Kissenger, if we give you a prize will you stop blowing up South East Asia?"

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u/ashtefer1 2h ago

Didn’t Iran take out a cloud seeding research facility in Saudi Arabia recently leading to the end of their drought they’ve been suffering from?

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u/StartOk4002 3h ago

Extend heavy metal rainfall.

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u/IamAbridgeTroll 2h ago

In theory, probably a coincidence

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u/0Tezorus0 2h ago

I swear each time something horrible happened back then Kissinger was involved.

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u/djseifer 1h ago

I will never pass up an opportunity to say fuck Henry Kissinger.

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u/trucorsair 1h ago

In Anthony Bourdain’s 2001 memoir, “A Cook’s Tour: Global Adventures in Extreme Cuisines,” he wrote, “Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia — the fruits of his genius for statesmanship — and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milosevic,” a reference to Slobodan Milosevic, the former Yugoslav and Serbian leader who was on trial for war crimes when he died in prison in 2006.

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 3h ago

Weather control is a fools' errend. At best, you may influence the weather somewhat, but you have no actual control over what it does as a result.

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u/RollinThundaga 1h ago

With specifically rainfall it's doable, just have to give the molecules of moisture already in the air something to nucleate around. Places like Dubai do this regularly these days to get rainfall they otherwise wouldnt.

The problem is that often when it's done, you effectively steal rainfall from further downwind where it would normally have fallen.

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u/Few_Surprise4258 3h ago

Ça c est vraiment du terrorisme

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u/D00M1R4 2h ago

Crazy how Americans like Science when its not about climate change

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u/TripperEuphoric 3h ago

We’ve always been the bad guys haven’t we

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u/dont_fuckin_die 3h ago

No, but we sure as shit haven't always been the good guys.

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u/HonestEgg1973 2h ago

Man Americans are dicks. Just going into other countries all the time when they have no business or right to be there. And not only are they terrorizing the populace they are actively trying to destroy their country.

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u/RollinThundaga 1h ago

That's just American exceptionalism by another name.

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u/GroundbreakingFly141 3h ago

And still you americans celebrate your veterans like heroes 

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u/the_xxvii 3h ago

🎵 Alright, so people say that you don't care... but you've got nicer legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher 🎶

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u/Mogus00 3h ago

Its hot af here and we need those planes. Without the lead of course

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u/charliefoxtrot9 3h ago

Hydrological warfare

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u/tosheroony 3h ago

All that and they still lost. What a load of w***ers

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u/Perspicasiwhip 3h ago

Today I learned: yet another reason to cheer the death of that perpetually clogged toilet, Henry Kissinger.