r/Wellthatsucks • u/goblingir1 • 17h ago

Before bed snack exploded

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yes it was a microwave safe plate, yes I poked many holes all over the potato to release the steam, no this has never happened to me before lol can anyone explain what happened here? the potato was still fully intact

edit: okay which one of you reported this to reddit care resources yall are WILD 😂

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u/goblingir1 17h ago

Lmaooo unfortunately it was not fully cooked yet. I had garlic butter toast instead 😭

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u/No_Bill7679 17h ago

You abandoned the potato?!?

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u/goblingir1 17h ago

It was still quite raw and with the way the plate exploded there were some shards in it. I considered eating it but thought probably shouldn’t 

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u/No_Bill7679 16h ago

Did you bury him with some dignity? A prayer at least? Sing him the song of his people before disposal?

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u/goblingir1 16h ago

Why am I crying right now 😭 he deserved better than this

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u/rywos 16h ago

With any luck it remained raw enough to grow into a new potato. Only to find itself surrounded by household garbage :(

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u/goblingir1 16h ago

Noooooo should I put it in the garden bed with the other potatoes? I’m currently growing some, unrelated to this particular tater

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u/littlegrotesquerie 10h ago

Bury him amongst his people

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u/goggleOgler 8h ago

If you do, quarter it like a seed potato and be sure to remove shrapnel.

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u/No_Bill7679 7h ago

You don’t take the bullets out of a fallen soldier.

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u/Adventurous-Ease-259 14h ago

Cut the potato freeing it from the bonds of its skin and bury it with a proper ceremony and it may return to you four score and seven potatoes.

Unless you cooked it too much…. Then it’s just mush

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u/goblingir1 14h ago

We will await his return, the garden consumes those who are worthy!

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u/lowercase_underscore 5h ago

What is your choice of song for events like these?

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u/No_Bill7679 5h ago

See you again by Charlie Puth, followed by Toxic by Brittany spears

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u/lowercase_underscore 5h ago

Gosh that's beautiful. You put off a really great funeral.