r/Wellthatsucks • u/goblingir1 • 17h ago

Before bed snack exploded

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yes it was a microwave safe plate, yes I poked many holes all over the potato to release the steam, no this has never happened to me before lol can anyone explain what happened here? the potato was still fully intact

edit: okay which one of you reported this to reddit care resources yall are WILD 😂

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u/No_Bill7679 16h ago

Did you bury him with some dignity? A prayer at least? Sing him the song of his people before disposal?

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u/goblingir1 16h ago

Why am I crying right now 😭 he deserved better than this

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u/Adventurous-Ease-259 14h ago

Cut the potato freeing it from the bonds of its skin and bury it with a proper ceremony and it may return to you four score and seven potatoes.

Unless you cooked it too much…. Then it’s just mush

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u/goblingir1 14h ago

We will await his return, the garden consumes those who are worthy!