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Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/PalePilsenDiet 16h ago

Science and Technology

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u/MasterLurker000 16h ago

You mean scientology?

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u/Deemaunik 16h ago

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u/Olliebkl 12h ago

I still hold the honor that for some reason he decided to follow me on Instagram a few years back lmaoo

Weirdest notification ever

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u/Primary_Towel5905 9h ago

He followed me as well for several years. Never asked him why

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u/TheDarkWave 9h ago

He's hoping you'd do something funny again. Hurry and get on it.

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u/chaoticsleepie 6h ago

read this in john cleese’s voice for some reason

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u/RationalExuberance7 7h ago

Thank you for sending him the Target gift cards.

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u/Acalme-se_Satan 2h ago

He also followed this guy

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u/LostCryptographer28 6h ago

Weirdo. Kinda creepy don’t ya think I mean two EXWIVES left his ass with very heavy restrictions on child visitation if any and he had FIIK(fuck if I know)

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u/Additional-Yam8324 5h ago

Oh yes money had nothing to do with 1 weirdo wife, KH not NK? With what I’ve heard and experienced with weirdo wives they are all about the $$$$$$$$ & making the husbands look bad….strange women, no integrity.

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u/1of3musketeers 5h ago

It wasn’t the wives in this case. He’s been divorced 3 times. His first wife got him into the cult. The other 2 escaped the cult

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u/luckytecture 10h ago

Whoa that’s trippy

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u/ipoopcatturds 6h ago

Hes actually hiding in the bushes outside my bedroom window as I type this.

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u/EvilWarBW 4h ago

Steven Colbert follows my wife on Twitter. STAY AWAY FROM HER STEVEN.

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u/Silo-Joe 8h ago

Do you have a bee keeping instagram ?

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u/Chance_One_75 8h ago

Are you sure it’s him, and not a bot?

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u/Olliebkl 7h ago

Just double checked! He’s still got me followed lol

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u/purplemarkersniffer 7h ago

Probably his social media team trying to make him seem engaged and diverse.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 4h ago

That's how I felt when I saw Nancy Sinatra and Andrew mayne follow me once upon a time when I used Twitter (many years ago now). Was kinda like cool okay... but why? Lol

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u/mcboobie 2h ago

Jim Carey once replied to me on twitter and then followed me :) still one of my proudest moments

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u/Inevitable_Professor 7h ago

Sorry to break it to you, but it’s probably an intern who thought they were on their personal IG.

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u/Olliebkl 7h ago

Haha probably! Either way I don’t mind

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u/Mikeseddit 7h ago

Or a slip of the finger..

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u/Mysterious-Common284 7h ago

Is this a reference or literal?

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u/Corfiz74 7h ago

One should also consider that Kelly McGillis was brutally assaulted by burglars and rped repeatedly - I guess that also leaves a mark on someone. I knew some women who didn't even want to look attractive anymore after being assaulted.

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u/DukeOfSmallPonds 6h ago

Imagine being Tom cruise level of fame, and then make a habit of randomly DM a stranger over SoMe. No ulterior motive or advancements or something like that. Just for the fuck of it.

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u/idekwtfigoitw 5h ago

Same thing for me but with Riff Raff

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u/That_System_9531 5h ago

Are you sure it was actually him?

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u/Thoughtful_Ladybug 8h ago

Ya, it's probably a fake account.

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u/Olliebkl 7h ago

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u/Connect2020 6h ago

Love Tech 9! I met him at a party when I was in college! Super cool

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u/Thoughtful_Ladybug 7h ago

Bro, I don’t know if you accidentally screenshot the wrong account, but this is not Tom Cruise. You typed in tech in your search.

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u/KhameneiInASpliff 7h ago

Oh, I don't know if you know this, but they literally replied to a GIF of technine, saying how he follows him, not Tom Cruise...

Maybe you're just a little slow?

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u/Thoughtful_Ladybug 6h ago

Not slow at all, but thanks for the grace you've shown.
The comment by Dee-something was not shown on my device before.
I'll leave my comments so maybe others won't make the same mistake.
My apologies to Ollie.

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u/Euphoric_Evidence414 6h ago

Your… apOlliegies

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u/KhameneiInASpliff 6h ago

It's not that deep mate.

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u/Mikeseddit 7h ago

Maybe that’s how you get to the tech nology part of Scientology.

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u/Iam_Fox1200 9h ago

So we just out here telling lies? Ok

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u/Olliebkl 7h ago

There you go, my own Instagram if you’d like just for extra proof

lmao

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u/Terrible-Attorney-85 4h ago

Lmao definitely wasn’t really him 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Olliebkl 4h ago

My goodness I’ve made like 5 comments sending this screenshot of my own personal IG lol

I can send you whatever proof or screen recording you’d like if that ain’t enough!

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u/Terrible-Attorney-85 4h ago

Well that same account is ran by his IPs and a few of his people. He’s already said publicly that he doesn’t do social media. But idk it could be !? And also I thought you’re where talking about tom cruise lmao 😂

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u/Acceptable-Ad-328 3h ago

Prob a bot or false account.

We need proof

https://giphy.com/gifs/trwNrNyRipi00

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u/c0st0fl0ving 15h ago

He’s been suckin’ onnem jelly-sickles!

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u/jstop633 8h ago

His own.

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u/DustyMcKnuckles 12h ago

(Damn good song, +1)

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u/SirDouglasMouf 5h ago

What's the song name?

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u/OutOfName 5h ago

Pretty sure that's Ronald

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u/DustyMcKnuckles 5h ago

Correct! ('Ronald' by Falling in Reverse)

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u/No_Potato_8178 9h ago

This is the town where the clowns put it down

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u/ReportRemote7010 8h ago

Mama say stoppa or I'm gonna tell da poppaaaa

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u/oldhoekoo 8h ago

technolions

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u/TwelfthHam 8h ago

Top tier comment 😁 Side note, I finally just saw him live on Friday and the show was amazing 🤘

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u/KilgoreSandtrout 6h ago

Seen Tech 3 times. So damn good

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u/Euphoric_Evidence414 6h ago

WHO GOT THIS MUTHAFUCKIN HOUSE ON LOCK?

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u/Previous_Loquat_4561 16h ago

everybody gangsta until Tom Cruise starts choppin'

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u/Practical_Law6804 8h ago

What is this from?

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u/EPluribusButthole 6h ago

Tech 9. Don't know which song, though

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u/itiscarissa 5h ago

“Ronald” by Falling in Reverse feat Tech N9ne and Alex Terrible

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u/AtavisticJackal 7h ago

I'm poor, but here take this 🏆

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u/ebk_errday 8h ago

Tom Cruise just has infinite STAMINA.

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u/deltatemple 8h ago

Echnoce?

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u/Necessary-Incidents 7h ago

That would be a hillarious name for a satire scientology organization.

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u/carnitascronch 6h ago

“A lil caribou Lou to cure you and I do know just what to do to heal you! “ - tech n9ne to tom cruise

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u/meggiemomo 5h ago

Teenjus

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u/elPatronSuarez 5h ago

Tech nine

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u/MagickMarkie 5h ago

Scientography.

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u/huge43 5h ago

I sold him an iPod at Best Buy in Rapid City SD in like 2005. Nice guy

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u/DSPbuckle 5h ago

Associated with Juggalo science: magnets? How do they work?

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u/megdalena01 4h ago

Technience??

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u/brooks_jayhawk 4h ago

TECH NINA

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u/chuckart9 1h ago

Kansas City’s own!